I once had a conversation with a certain male pornstar about an upcoming cream pie title he was working on.

As the conversation progressed, he started getting really excited while he was talking, explaining how every guy in the film eats his own cream pie, and how the guys snowball the chicks after they eat the cream pie, etc.

Meanwhile, i'm on the other end of the phone doing my best not to start laughing or throw up, and still sound interested about the movie.

Creepy shit man!