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#222087 - 02/10/07 12:04 AM Norbit
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Saw Norbit tonight. Save your money.
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#222088 - 02/10/07 12:43 AM Re: Norbit
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Dude, I could have told you that. Has Eddie had a movie worth seeing post 1990? It's like some kind of black comic disease, they fail to reinvent their shtick and then we're served up bullshit like this. I'd give other comics as examples, but you all know who they are and what I mean. Now I must belatedly give credit to Dave Chappelle for being ahead of the curve and bailing when he did.

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#222089 - 02/10/07 01:44 AM Re: Norbit
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Me and Baxter are rolling out next week to see it. If just for the Marlon Wayans character and the "strong Tap" moves.

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#222090 - 02/10/07 01:44 PM Re: Norbit
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Saw Norbit tonight. Save your money.




I can't believe you made time to watch that shit. For the next 6 months or so there is nothing worth going to the theatre for- not even 300.
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#222091 - 02/10/07 02:11 PM Re: Norbit
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Saw Norbit tonight. Save your money.




I can't believe you made time to watch that shit. For the next 6 months or so there is nothing worth going to the theatre for- not even 300.




Wasn't my choice. I wanted to see Pan's Labyrinth, but if I wanted any that evening we were seeing Norbit.
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#222092 - 02/10/07 02:28 PM Re: Norbit
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Wasn't my choice. I wanted to see Pan's Labyrinth, but if I wanted any that evening we were seeing Norbit.






Eddie Murphy in a fat suit is a powerful aphrodisiac.
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#222093 - 02/10/07 02:33 PM Re: Norbit
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For the next 6 months or so there is nothing worth going to the theatre for-




Hey Loop why does Hollywood suck so bad? Do you think it has to do with the whole "winning the weekend" bullshit that is just based on ticket sales?
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#222094 - 02/10/07 02:35 PM Re: Norbit
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Wasn't my choice. I wanted to see Pan's Labyrinth, but if I wanted any that evening we were seeing Norbit.






Eddie Murphy in a fat suit is a powerful aphrodisiac.




Thandie Newton worked.
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#222095 - 02/10/07 02:52 PM Re: Norbit
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Lemme get this straight (sic). Eddie Murphy, the dude who 'rescued' a trannie hooker in LA a few years back, now dresses up in a pink babydoll?

Okay, then. Nothing gay about that. I'm glad we straightened that out.

::King:: I'm concerned that your girl makes you watch movies about cross dressing before you score. If she starts asking you what dress size you think you might be, I'm happy to provide an alibi for your whereabouts at the time of the 'accident'.
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#222096 - 02/10/07 03:06 PM Re: Norbit
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Wasn't my choice. I wanted to see Pan's Labyrinth, but if I wanted any that evening we were seeing Norbit.




I guess that's excuseable. Once I sat through a film called That Night because my gf considers it a 'guilty pleasure'. Today we're the only two humans to ever have watched that piece of shit.

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Hey Loop why does Hollywood suck so bad? Do you think it has to do with the whole "winning the weekend" bullshit that is just based on ticket sales?




Kinda. It's more to do with distributors- they like to work with recognized names, who like to work with their friends who are usually talentless, shallow minded and inane.
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#222097 - 02/10/07 03:11 PM Re: Norbit
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Loop, don't forget the producers, who are too chicken shit to run with any project not attached to an A lister, or which replicates a previously successful formula/concept.
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#222098 - 02/10/07 03:14 PM Re: Norbit
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Producers adhere to the wants and demands of distributors. Basically, if a producer has a product and can't get it distro then he begins to contemplate death.
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#222099 - 02/10/07 03:18 PM Re: Norbit
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So do you think Piracy is the answer...make it so that there is no money in big CG Blockbusters with A list "talent" ...? Then only those with a true vision will bother to make films. Smash the money filled machine?

Of course that might mean not so many groovy items on the Studio Cafeteria menu for ya Loop
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#222100 - 02/10/07 03:23 PM Re: Norbit
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Wasn't my choice. I wanted to see Pan's Labyrinth, but if I wanted any that evening we were seeing Norbit.


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I guess that's excuseable. Once I sat through a film called That Night because my gf considers it a 'guilty pleasure'. Today we're the only two humans to ever have watched that piece of shit.





I used to have to sit quietly on the couch and watch "Party of Five" with a girlfriend I lived with back in the day...at least it had Neve Campbell it it.
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#222101 - 02/10/07 03:23 PM Re: Norbit
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Producers adhere to the wants and demands of distributors. Basically, if a producer has a product and can't get it distro then he begins to contemplate death.




Jesus. Then it's even worse than I thought. No wonder there's nothing to see at the fucking theater anymore.
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#222102 - 02/10/07 03:27 PM Re: Norbit
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Actually, the only thing piracy does is make movies shorter. Distributors only care about getting their money back, so they force studios to cut script length down making movies shorter so they can have more shows of the same film per day. The whole notion that peeps aren't getting paid is bullshit. Everyone gets their money- just with a few less zeros. I personally don't care whether people pirate or not- I just say respect the films you enjoy.
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#222103 - 02/10/07 03:36 PM Re: Norbit
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I just say respect the films you enjoy.






one look at my DVD collection will show my massive respect for the films I love. It just seems to me that Film should rise above the status of mere commodity and todays films seem to be just packaged for the Lowest Common Denominator.
But I suppose that has always been true.
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#222104 - 02/10/07 06:16 PM Re: Norbit
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So do you think Piracy is the answer...make it so that there is no money in big CG Blockbusters with A list "talent" ...? Then only those with a true vision will bother to make films. Smash the money filled machine?




goddamned pinko

movies are like music, if you search a bit below the surface there's always going to be good shit coming out.

the mainstream is determined by 13 year olds with too much discretionary spending, how else can you explain my chemical romance or tom cruise's bank account?

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#222105 - 02/10/07 06:22 PM Re: Norbit
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yeah Eddie...You are from Australia...You dont have to answer for Hollywood!
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#222106 - 02/10/07 08:19 PM Re: Norbit
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Wasn't my choice. I wanted to see Pan's Labyrinth, but if I wanted any that evening we were seeing Norbit.




A choice on par with turning in the neighbors hiding Jews in their cellar...

Personally, would've have driven back home and watched "Dr. Strangelove" on Criterion DVD by myself...
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#222107 - 02/11/07 12:26 AM Re: Norbit
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Personally, would've have driven back home and watched "Dr. Strangelove" on Criterion DVD by myself...





Why am I not surprised you spend a lot of time home alone watching outdated dvds.
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#222108 - 02/11/07 01:18 AM Re: Norbit
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"Dr. Strangelove" ... Outdated!!!


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#222109 - 02/11/07 03:09 PM Re: Norbit
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Eddie Murphys rule weekend box office

LOS ANGELES - Movie fans couldn't pass up three Eddie Murphys for the price of one. Murphy's comedy "Norbit," in which he plays three wildly different roles, opened as the top weekend movie with $33.7 million, according to studio estimates Sunday.






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#222110 - 02/11/07 03:20 PM Re: Norbit
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Eddie Murphys rule weekend box office

LOS ANGELES - Movie fans couldn't pass up three Eddie Murphys for the price of one. Murphy's comedy "Norbit," in which he plays three wildly different roles, opened as the top weekend movie with $33.7 million, according to studio estimates Sunday.











Wow, that's really sad isn't it? As if two Nutty Professors weren't enough Eddie in drag.... then there's Big Momma's House 1 and 2, and the Madea movies with Tyler Perry. Black guys in drag seems to be the "it' thing these days.

Thank god for movies like The Departed... something's gotta keep Hollywood afloat!
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#222111 - 02/11/07 03:37 PM Re: Norbit
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Remember in K-Pax the scene where Kevin Spacey acts like he's talking to the dog, then runs on all fours (with the dog) into the garden? Is that scene, combined with the entire plot for Code Name: The Cleaner worse than Norbit?
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#222112 - 02/11/07 08:21 PM Re: Norbit
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Surprised that they haven't already announced the sequels.

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