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#222087 - 02/10/07 12:04 AM
Norbit
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Porn Jesus
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Saw Norbit tonight. Save your money.
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#222088 - 02/10/07 12:43 AM
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Dude, I could have told you that. Has Eddie had a movie worth seeing post 1990? It's like some kind of black comic disease, they fail to reinvent their shtick and then we're served up bullshit like this. I'd give other comics as examples, but you all know who they are and what I mean. Now I must belatedly give credit to Dave Chappelle for being ahead of the curve and bailing when he did.
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#222089 - 02/10/07 01:44 AM
Re: Norbit
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
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Me and Baxter are rolling out next week to see it. If just for the Marlon Wayans character and the "strong Tap" moves.
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#222095 - 02/10/07 02:52 PM
Re: Norbit
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Lemme get this straight (sic). Eddie Murphy, the dude who 'rescued' a trannie hooker in LA a few years back, now dresses up in a pink babydoll?
Okay, then. Nothing gay about that. I'm glad we straightened that out.
::King:: I'm concerned that your girl makes you watch movies about cross dressing before you score. If she starts asking you what dress size you think you might be, I'm happy to provide an alibi for your whereabouts at the time of the 'accident'.
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#222097 - 02/10/07 03:11 PM
Re: Norbit
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Loop, don't forget the producers, who are too chicken shit to run with any project not attached to an A lister, or which replicates a previously successful formula/concept.
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#222098 - 02/10/07 03:14 PM
Re: Norbit
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Producers adhere to the wants and demands of distributors. Basically, if a producer has a product and can't get it distro then he begins to contemplate death.
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#222099 - 02/10/07 03:18 PM
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So do you think Piracy is the answer...make it so that there is no money in big CG Blockbusters with A list "talent" ...? Then only those with a true vision will bother to make films. Smash the money filled machine? Of course that might mean not so many groovy items on the Studio Cafeteria menu for ya Loop 
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#222102 - 02/10/07 03:27 PM
Re: Norbit
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Porn Jesus
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Actually, the only thing piracy does is make movies shorter. Distributors only care about getting their money back, so they force studios to cut script length down making movies shorter so they can have more shows of the same film per day. The whole notion that peeps aren't getting paid is bullshit. Everyone gets their money- just with a few less zeros. I personally don't care whether people pirate or not- I just say respect the films you enjoy.
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#222104 - 02/10/07 06:16 PM
Re: Norbit
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Quote:
So do you think Piracy is the answer...make it so that there is no money in big CG Blockbusters with A list "talent" ...? Then only those with a true vision will bother to make films. Smash the money filled machine?
goddamned pinko
movies are like music, if you search a bit below the surface there's always going to be good shit coming out.
the mainstream is determined by 13 year olds with too much discretionary spending, how else can you explain my chemical romance or tom cruise's bank account?
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#222105 - 02/10/07 06:22 PM
Re: Norbit
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yeah Eddie...You are from Australia...You dont have to answer for Hollywood!
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#222111 - 02/11/07 03:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Remember in K-Pax the scene where Kevin Spacey acts like he's talking to the dog, then runs on all fours (with the dog) into the garden? Is that scene, combined with the entire plot for Code Name: The Cleaner worse than Norbit?
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that evening we were seeing Norbit. 
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