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#222019 - 02/09/07 05:44 PM
BIFF is pathetic
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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I cite BIFF for 2 violations of XPT Common Law, and I am considering using the little known, recently concocted my me, powers of XPT Citizen's Arrest.
Before I state the charges I would like to present Citizen's exhibit #1: His sig.
Citizen's Charge #1
Use of a pic as a pathetic attempt to get us to believe he's "got game" with the whores.
This is a violation based on the principle of the "Phlog precedent". The whole thing stinks of "lab". I have a problem even believing that the whore wrote that herself. It's too neat for such close quarter writing, and she likely would have to be ambidextrous. OK, already. The whore "loves you". Move on!! Get a real girl or another victim.
Citizen's Charge #2
Pathetic and incompetent use of another poster's well-known and accepted MO.
He quotes El Glorioso about his stilted English. Excuse me, but Have2CIt did it first and SO SO MUCH better. No "coattail" riding allowed. Develop your own style and foils.
And, should BIFF, a guy with his own grammar, vocabulary and sentence structure issues, use a foreigner's attempts at a second language as his "sig"? BIFF falls asleep at any post longer than a paragraph and even when he does read the posts, his reading comprehension skills are that of a challenged 4th Grader.
BIFF cease and desist with the use of this sig, or I will have to consider all options available to me under XPT law.
To other XPTers: I need not stand alone. Make this a class action complaint by signing onto the charges. Submit others as you see fit. Let us rid our community of "lab"-like references and the trolls that force them upon us!!
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#222020 - 02/09/07 06:00 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
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#222021 - 02/09/07 06:03 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Nicely done Fatman. I'm not sure how well your charges may stand up in the XPT court of law, but you make a pretty solid case. BIFF: Pathetic, or not? You make the call. 
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#222024 - 02/09/07 11:53 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Biff is good people. Decisive, angry and full of hate. Fatman is a oversized encyclopedia. We all have our place.
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#222027 - 02/10/07 07:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Before someone else jumps on it ... Maybe he's Ahab to FatMan's white whale ... ...w/the whale as hunter ....  But, in all seriousness he's SexyCity to my Jamesn.  [said very slowly]Sor-ry if you did not un-der-stand that, BIFF. Oh Kay?[/said very slowly] :cough:fucking moron:cough:
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#222029 - 02/10/07 10:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Lordy! It's Ghostshadow! He knows Jamesn isn't here and he's come to terrify the village, just like the big, bad Mexican in The Magnificent Seven.
And you know what happened to him, don'tcha Ghostie? That's right. He got shot to shit.
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#222031 - 02/10/07 11:04 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
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Loc: Jaundice Town
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"They can have no better cultivation than to be torn and cut to pieces by the
spade of the angry gardener, since they are thus multiplied as many times as there are fragments."
The New American Botanist and Florist: Including Lessons in the Structure, Life, and Growth of New XPT Posters
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#222032 - 02/10/07 10:00 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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#222034 - 02/11/07 08:41 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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#222035 - 02/11/07 10:53 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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Where did this whole feud come from? It's as if Fatman suddenly decided that he needed an arch-rival in order to ascend in status. Or maybe they are just doing a public service and keeping up the general level of out-of-the-blue "your a fag" "no, you are!" insult slinging until LC gets out of the box to remind us all of the difference between verbal and textual insults.
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#222036 - 02/11/07 11:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Yeah I agree Calvin- I don't see where all the hate's coming from.
Hope springs eternal- maybe the airline will damage fattys computer on his way to West Palm tomorrow.
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#222038 - 02/11/07 01:51 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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any internet feud where both people are serious rather than one person baiting the other becomes less entertaining and more worrisome than anything else.
bornyo, i think fatty losing his connection for his holiday might be just what the doctor ordered for both the board and his wellbeing.
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#222039 - 02/11/07 01:57 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I really think you're looking into this a little too deeply. Biff started shit with Fatman, Fatman normally keeps his cool and just takes it. Fatman stands up for himself, and now that's "worrisome". I don't get it... it's no different than any other online fueds i've seen on here....AND it's actually in the correct forum:
The Monkey Cage:
"Looking for a board that offers uncensored porn talk, knife fights, and moderated by someone who doesn't abuse his power? Then the monkey cage is for you, endorsed by the monkey himself. ***DISCLAIMER*** The Monkey Cage is about satire. Nothing posted here should ever be considered fact. XXX Porn Talk makes no endorsement of the Monkey or his cage."
Like every other fight on here, it'll blow over with time, so what exactly is the problem?
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#222040 - 02/11/07 02:38 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/27/06
Posts: 310
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I just see post after inane post from Fatman and theHIVguy and I snap after a certain number and since I can't smack them in the back of the head I like to lob a lil jab. No big deal...just my way of handling the SPAM of these two. I just feel an intense hate for them at times and after a few I am better. 
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#222044 - 02/11/07 05:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I admit to feeling intense hatred toward some of the posters here at times. I think it's a mistake to minimize those feelings.
The Biff/Fatman thing just seemed to come out of nowhere from my perspective. I mean, I can see where Biff's coming from but for Fatman to jump in like he has just surprised me.
vodguy your involvement in the industry doesn't make any difference. It's tertiary at best, and that only reinforces our power over your livelihood.
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#222047 - 02/12/07 12:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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BULL! You lost it when I corrected your reading comprehension after I tagged you for being too lazy to even read a thread a while back. So it had nothing to do with me or any alleged stupidity. And, this week I was irritated with your weak-as-loose-shit babblings elsewhere - which caused me to re-equate you with patheticalness. So, instead of derailing those, I posted it here. It's called "Etiquette" or don't your people have that?!? TAKE WHAT! You slimy growth on a wasteproduct of a deformed deaf silverfish! You haven't said squat!! The basement line!!! ::rollseyes:: How original! But, those whose IQ is less than room temp have to resort to lamentable retreads. Read Jack_Schitt's sig you complete fucking imbecile!!!! It gives you more than enough ammo. Do you pay attention to the board? Do you have any reading comprehension retention at all??!! Do you have any ability to even fake "an effort"? Is it something in your errant DNA that prevents you from even trying? Unlike you and others who feel boasts can conceal lameness, I don't have to post alleged "triumphs" with whores to make me feel "manly". In fact, I don't believe that there are NO TRIUMPHS with WHORES. That's why they're called WHORES, you waste of humanity. Be a MAN. Take down the pic. And, keep consistent. You said I started on you. Now you're claiming that you pointed out things to me. Things that simply don't describe me at all. Certainly I have not been accused by anyone but yourself as ignorant or stupid. Arrogant? Yes. Windbag? Yes. Boring as Hell? Without Question. Asshole? Certainly. But, no one can accuse me of anything resembling stupidity, STUPID!! Dig your ditch and earn your money for your whore. You lamented "the end of the board" with my staying when Jamesn left. [or is that another example of me starting things?] Why stay? B'bye. Leave. I dare you. Or do you have nothing else? Final Words before I'm off to PBI & warmth: BIFF IS PATHETIC. QE motherfucking D. Expected reply: [his only resort when overwhelmed] 
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#222052 - 02/12/07 08:54 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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#222053 - 02/12/07 08:56 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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lol wow good comback you ass jacket....why don't you do yourself a favor and fucking slit your throat now you rancid cock stain...
Oh and do you want me to change my avatar i appologize if its turning you on or whatever sick fantasy's go through your fucking head....
Now run along and cry to mommy before i slap you in the face with the snotty end of my fuck stick bitch
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#222054 - 02/12/07 10:53 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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Oh and one more thing palmolive quit sending me these gay pics of you dude you seriously got problems you stupid fuck
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#222055 - 02/12/07 01:40 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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BULL! You lost it when I corrected your reading comprehension after I tagged you for being too lazy to even read a thread a while back. So it had nothing to do with me or any alleged stupidity.
And, this week I was irritated with your weak-as-loose-shit babblings elsewhere - which caused me to re-equate you with patheticalness. So, instead of derailing those, I posted it here.
It's called "Etiquette" or don't your people have that?!?
TAKE WHAT! You slimy growth on a wasteproduct of a deformed deaf silverfish! You haven't said squat!!
The basement line!!! ::rollseyes:: How original! But, those whose IQ is less than room temp have to resort to lamentable retreads.
Read Jack_Schitt's sig you complete fucking imbecile!!!! It gives you more than enough ammo. Do you pay attention to the board? Do you have any reading comprehension retention at all??!! Do you have any ability to even fake "an effort"? Is it something in your errant DNA that prevents you from even trying?
Unlike you and others who feel boasts can conceal lameness, I don't have to post alleged "triumphs" with whores to make me feel "manly". In fact, I don't believe that there are NO TRIUMPHS with WHORES. That's why they're called WHORES, you waste of humanity.
Be a MAN. Take down the pic.
And, keep consistent. You said I started on you. Now you're claiming that you pointed out things to me. Things that simply don't describe me at all.
Certainly I have not been accused by anyone but yourself as ignorant or stupid. Arrogant? Yes. Windbag? Yes. Boring as Hell? Without Question. Asshole? Certainly.
But, no one can accuse me of anything resembling stupidity, STUPID!!
Dig your ditch and earn your money for your whore.
You lamented "the end of the board" with my staying when Jamesn left. [or is that another example of me starting things?] Why stay? B'bye. Leave. I dare you. Or do you have nothing else?
Final Words before I'm off to PBI & warmth:
BIFF IS PATHETIC. QE motherfucking D.
Expected reply: [his only resort when overwhelmed]
fatty--->   <---me
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#222056 - 02/12/07 02:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I like the contrasting styles here. Fatty goes for verbose and BIFF handles the whole affair with an emoticon. Succinct and to the point, and guaranteed to irritate Fatman.
If we're following a pattern here, Fatman's reply could well beat some of Burg's classics in terms of length.
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#222058 - 02/12/07 02:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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So what you're saying, Ghostie, is that like standing next to homosexuals? That's interesting. Please list the public toilets you visit, so that I can inform the relevant authorities.
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#222059 - 02/12/07 03:27 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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Fatty's allright and all, but when Ghostshadow tries to join you as an ally, you just may as well give it up.
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#222060 - 02/12/07 03:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Too true. It's like having Max Hardcore as your character witness in court.
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#222061 - 02/13/07 11:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Explain your definition of SPAM, dish soap? See, it's just another problem with the internet. Homos like you talk an excellent game, but god forbid you "smacked me upside my head", you'd wind up in the hospital, I promise you. I don't know you, you don't know me, so to even compare your verbal insults as reparation (for not having the ability to show your displeasure in person) towards Fatman, or anyone else on this board is bullshit. Especially considering the only contact I have with the majority of people here is fun-loving banter which I don't even take seriously. Bust a few balls, and be done with it. But when it's always the same hate, from the same people, to their alleged adversaries, throwing around tough-guy dribble, it gets really old. Specifically when you reference physical contact against them ~ jokingly or not. You and BIFF aren't anymore "tough-guy" than Derrick Pierce wiping his runny nose on XPT when people ran him down in an earlier thread. Neither of you have any social skills outside of insulting people you don't even know. Get over it, jackass. Quote:
No big deal...just my way of handling the SPAM of these two. I just feel an intense hate for them at times and after a few I am better.
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#222062 - 02/14/07 09:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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It's called being the bigger man homeboy.
That's the best part, they know nothing about that kind of behavior. Just online bitch-slapping, is it a west coast thing; a foreign thing maybe? I dunno. Or just people who are too unintelligent to throw back a witty reply without resorting to faggotry, anti-intelligence adjectives, or comments relating to pedophilia? All labels about people whom the only thing they know about them is the baseless conclusions they make from reading a porn message board? I do like how fatman is accused of "ignorance" by BIFF, who probably doesn't know the meaning of the word.
It's like a fucking high-school drama class with a bunch of dribbly cunts (dish soap, BIFF - for starters) who have nothing better to do than sit around and pick their scabs just to see themselves bleed. I don't mind the occasional lamb-basting, but when it's constant trying to show you're some kind of faceless douche tough-guy sitting at his jizz-encrusted keyboard, it gets REAL old.
Sure, my replies aren't nearly as astute or creative as Jamesn or Burg, and I don't want them to be. I'm me, got a problem? Fuck off.
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#222063 - 02/14/07 09:24 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
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Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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It's called being the bigger man homeboy.
That's the best part, they know nothing about that kind of behavior. Just online bitch-slapping, is it a west coast thing; a foreign thing maybe? I dunno. Or just people who are too unintelligent to throw back a witty reply without resorting to "homo/gay", "stupid", "pedophile" labels to people whom the only thing they know about them is what they read on a porn message board?
I do like how fatman is accused of "ignorance" by BIFF, who probably doesn't know the meaning of the word.
Lol, yeah man, i'm for slinging the shit as much as the next guy, but the whole "you're a fag", "no, you're a fag" thing is just getting old. It's not even an argument about a topic, just arguing for the sake of arguing, which is completely pointless.
It may be overused, but it still rings true: "Fighting on the internet is like winning the special olympics, you might win, but you're still retarded".
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#222064 - 02/14/07 11:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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You mean this?
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