1. First do your paperwork before you are brought onto set. AIM test and picture ID (passport, DL, state, military etc.)
Call time 7:00 when we start doing paperwork.

2. After you pop go to the paperwork manger with proof of pop which will be given to you on the set by the PA.
Give him your name, he will mark it off on release.
This is to alleviate the problem of not knowing who got paid.
Also you get paid one time. Pop all you want you get paid once.

FIRST 50 PEOPLE WHO CUM GET PAID IN CASH.

If you are late cumming (i.e. after the first 50) you will complete a form with the paperwork manager and will get paid with a check at the next bukkake. This is due to the problems at previous bukkake's about other people taking money that was not due to them.

Please be quiet on the set so we can get though this in a professional manner. Do not shove your fingers in the female actress's cunt or asshole during the cover photo session. Usually when you do this you come off as a loser and people will think you've never been with a female before. If you have never been with a girl before alert the paperwork manager and he will show you a picture of a pussy so you are not overwhelmed. We understand...

During the segment where the girl is filmed masturbating for you please be quite. Do not talk to the girl as this hinders filming.
Management realizes you want to show all the others you are a well traveled porn stud and know all the talent but this is very annoying and only slows down the production. We are sure if you work as much as you say you do you will run into her later.

Words by Jim Powers

Edit:

FIRST 50 PEOPLE WHO CUM GET PAID IN CASH.

OR

FIRST 50 PEOPLE WHO POP GET PAID IN CASH.

kimberly, my love. you don't do anal, so your words aren't resonating, sorry.

Jim Powers is, courtesy of Tony Malice's pen, the funniest guy in porn, ahead of Randy Spears. Jim has "said" the following things...\

about Carly Parker: "I don't think Carly and I are friends any more after this."


Cytherea: "It's always funny when the tables get turned on these whores."


Kyle Stone: "Poor demented Kyle Stone, all that fuckin' has giving the old guy dementia!"


Michelle Avanti: "Wow, I'll admit her hair is really soft and smooth, but it stinks!"


Chelsie Rae: "Wow. I love the way she drinks all the cum at the end and chokes back her puke!"

Very Well said!
hey,Does anybody know the ETA for the shooting of the next American Bukkake and Gokkun series? I would to love to know who will be the next cum swallowing vixens:)

Dear Mr. Powers,

Is it OK to stare openly at the other guy's cocks if we're having trouble getting wood?

Signed,
Brandon

and on that note...



never gets old, does it?

That's the timelessness and power of a "classic".

I was the one who came up with these rules. You'd be surprised how people still can't follow them. Shame!