.
XXX Porn Talk Navigation Home The Message Board Chat Room Chat Transcripts Contact Information Log In/Out
.
JM Toys and More!!
JM Toys and More!!
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
VOD / Download Links
JM Downloads/VOD
XPT VOD
Gamelink VOD
New Release This Week
New DVD Release at JerkOffZone.com
Internet Video Rentals
Sugar DVD
Bush DVD
Adult Gossip & News
TRPWL.com
LukeIsBack
TheFloatingWorld
GramPonante.com
Forum Stats
19072 Members
14 Forums
40359 Topics
614270 Posts

Max Online: 2168 @ 12/09/25 08:14 PM
Topic Options
#221779 - 02/08/07 09:18 PM The Art of War
PinkForum.com Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 02/02/07
Posts: 8
I just got finished reading Sun Tzu's "The Art of War". This book is one of the best I've ever read and you can apply it to so many things. I was wondering if anyone here has read it?
_________________________
PinkForum.com

Top
#221780 - 02/08/07 09:26 PM Re: The Art of War
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
so...you are named after another porno forum and link to it in your profile and you are posting in the best porno forum...

what is your game?
_________________________





Top
#221781 - 02/08/07 09:30 PM Re: The Art of War
PinkForum.com Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 02/02/07
Posts: 8
No offense, I think mine is a little better put together but I was really curious about the book.
_________________________
PinkForum.com

Top
#221782 - 02/08/07 09:33 PM Re: The Art of War
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
I've read it a few times... as a student of eastern philosophy i think it is a great book, filled with knowledge that, yes, can be applied to many situations. That, combined with The Prince make for a wonderful guide to business... for general life... i lean toward Lao Tzu, the Tao Te Ching is probably one of the most important books i have read, in fact i carry a pocket sized version constantly.
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus

Top
#221783 - 02/08/07 09:33 PM Re: The Art of War
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
so yours is an "official porn community"?

what exactly makes it official?
_________________________





Top
#221784 - 02/08/07 09:35 PM Re: The Art of War
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

in fact i carry a pocket sized version constantly.






man you are just overflowing with bullshit
_________________________





Top
#221785 - 02/08/07 09:36 PM Re: The Art of War
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Quote:

so...you are named after another porno forum and link to it in your profile and you are posting in the best porno forum...

what is your game?




Appear at points which the enemy must hasten to defend

The clever combatant imposes his will on the enemy, but does not allow the enemy's will to be imposed on him. One mark of a great soldier is that he fight on his own terms or fights not at all.

By holding out advantages to him, he can cause the enemy to approach of his own accord, he will entice him with a bait
_________________________
[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson

Top
#221786 - 02/08/07 09:40 PM Re: The Art of War
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
i carry a pocket version with me everywhere
_________________________





Top
#221787 - 02/08/07 09:45 PM Re: The Art of War
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I'm waiting for the sequel, The Art of Whores.
_________________________
"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

Top
#221788 - 02/08/07 09:45 PM Re: The Art of War
PinkForum.com Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 02/02/07
Posts: 8
I'm trying to tie all of these things in with coaching and I'm having trouble seeing how this fits:

"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."
_________________________
PinkForum.com

Top
#221789 - 02/08/07 09:54 PM Re: The Art of War
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Quote:

in fact i carry a pocket sized version constantly.






man you are just overflowing with bullshit




make me get up when im in bed sick and take a picture....



Attachments
211957-tao.jpg (14 downloads)

_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus

Top
#221790 - 02/08/07 09:58 PM Re: The Art of War
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

make me get up when im in bed sick and take a picture....





Please do it one more time and please... smile this time!
_________________________





Top
#221791 - 02/08/07 10:00 PM Re: The Art of War
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
i would love to... but my sinuses are in so much fucking pain it actually does hurt to smile at the moment... hopefully the antibiotics work... cause if its viral and i have to wait it out im gonna start punching shit.
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus

Top
#221792 - 02/08/07 10:01 PM Re: The Art of War
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
I had my sinuses removed and haven't looked back since!
_________________________





Top
#221793 - 02/08/07 10:02 PM Re: The Art of War
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

I had my sinuses removed and haven't looked back since!




i keep mine in my pocket
_________________________
"You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey

Top
#221794 - 02/08/07 10:06 PM Re: The Art of War
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Quote:

I had my sinuses removed and haven't looked back since!




i keep mine in my pocket




i get a February Fru (engrish intended) every year... last year put me out for about 2 weeks... one of the only times of the year i get so much as a sniffle. Being in FL makes it worse... im allergic to EVERTHING here!
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus

Top
#221795 - 02/08/07 10:08 PM Re: The Art of War
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
i suggest self loathing and suicide.
_________________________





Top
#221796 - 02/08/07 10:13 PM Re: The Art of War
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
hrmmm, nope its against my nature... i prefer self loving and kindness.
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus

Top
#221797 - 02/08/07 10:15 PM Re: The Art of War
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

i get a February Fru




it's either total luck or the flu shot I get every year, but I haven't had the flu in a really long time.

knock on wood
_________________________
"You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey

Top
#221798 - 02/08/07 10:28 PM Re: The Art of War
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Quote:

i prefer self loving and kindness




This is a porn board. There is a whole lot of the first, but very little of the second.
_________________________
[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson

Top
#221799 - 02/08/07 11:37 PM Re: The Art of War
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."




Babble on ad infinitum without regard to topic.

Then dance.

_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#221800 - 02/09/07 01:24 AM Re: The Art of War
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Required reading for many disciplines and fields today....Sun Tzu was actually a mercenary free agent General who sided with the employer/emperor with the bigger army for him to lead, rather than the Biggest upfront PAYDAY for his services. He knew the Kingdom of Wu would prevail if he lead the armies, after which he could then simply TAKE whatever the fuck he wanted... Smart MoFo.

Clausewitz and Jomini are more current in terms of the wars of the last 200 years, when Politics superceded the previous issues of Simple Survival and resources as Casus Bellae. I also suggest The Curtis Lemay Cold War Collector's scrapbook, "Nuke Em, and then Carpet Bomb their Potato Fields -- My Life as a Warrior of Wetsern Civilization"....

Goddamn it, I'd Piss on a Spark Plug if I thought it would do any good....

Mandrake, do you know what Fluoridation in our Drinking water is? The Russians Only Drink Vodka...



"All Whore-fare is Based on Deception..." i.e. Whores Lie...
_________________________
Are you gonna eat that?

Top
#221801 - 02/09/07 02:02 AM Re: The Art of War
windsock Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041
Quote:

i lean toward Lao Tzu, the Tao Te Ching is probably one of the most important books i have read, in fact i carry a pocket sized version constantly.




Just to clearify, do you mean "important" in a general cultural literary context by your estimation, or "important" in that it has specifically impacted your life in a remarkable way for better or for worse? I imagine youll chime in "both" in your new cretinous hubristic fashion, but I'm only really interest if it's the latter. I'm wondering whether you Chinged before or after your ill advised sojourn into the pornography and how the insight you attained while Chinging is reconciled with such decision either forwardfs or backwards.




Aside to board proper: where is that one picture that Ceara's bunny friend remarked about Rob's "baby hands"?
_________________________
"you aint felt fear till you felt a sista question you on things you dont wanna be questioned on."---GUAPO

Top
#221802 - 02/09/07 02:18 AM Re: The Art of War
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#221803 - 02/09/07 02:30 AM Re: The Art of War
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

I'm trying to tie all of these things in with coaching and I'm having trouble seeing how this fits:

"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."




Well, it's pretty plain to me...it's what Bruce Lee refered to in Enter The Dragon: 'The Art Of Fighting Without Fighting'

In layman's terms, a few carefully executed mindfucks can have your opponent beaten in their own mind before battle even commences.

I don't know what sport you coach, but one of the most famous examples in English football is Sir Alex Ferguson, coach of Manchester United. His team were 12 points behind league leaders Newcastle United (3 points for a win, 1 for a draw, 0 for a defeat), and he just made a few carefully chosen comments in an interview and Newcastle's manager Kevin Keegan lost the plot completely.

See for yourself, it's the stuff of legend in England. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDakZzA2UQ

End result, Newcastle crumbled, Manchester United closed the gap and won the league title. As much as I hate to admit it, Ferguson is a black belt master at playing mind games with referees, opposing managers and players. As such, Manchester United didn't beat Newcastle, Newcastle beat Newcastle, and hence superiority was achieved and the enemy's resistance was broken not through head-to-head confrontation, but through words.

Top
#221804 - 02/09/07 02:42 AM Re: The Art of War
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Quote:

i lean toward Lao Tzu, the Tao Te Ching is probably one of the most important books i have read, in fact i carry a pocket sized version constantly.




Just to clearify, do you mean "important" in a general cultural literary context by your estimation, or "important" in that it has specifically impacted your life in a remarkable way for better or for worse? I imagine youll chime in "both" in your new cretinous hubristic fashion, but I'm only really interest if it's the latter. I'm wondering whether you Chinged before or after your ill advised sojourn into the pornography and how the insight you attained while Chinging is reconciled with such decision either forwardfs or backwards.




Aside to board proper: where is that one picture that Ceara's bunny friend remarked about Rob's "baby hands"?




To be perfectly honest, while the Tao is culturally significant to it's time and to its impact on the development of other philosophies and Traditional Chinese Medicine... I was referring to it being significant to ME and my life. while it has some import in todays society I feel unfortunately too few are familiar enough with it for it to count as important.

I became a Taoist when i was quite young after having a conversation with my Sifu (Chinese for teacher <actually teacher-father> in this case my Kung-Fu instructor, who also acted as a surrogate father for me up until about the age of 21) about religion and he turned me on to the Tao and the I-ching.

Taoism is about balance and relativism. What I do for a living, and following along whatever path I follow is just taking the path that was provided for me. Have there been times when I have forgotten all of this... yes, whenever I don the image of the "evil man" for some reason" it always ends up making me miserable because it is not in my nature to be that way, that has caused me to fall down paths that did me no good.

Tao (dao) merely means the natural way of the universe, and in reflection the natural way of yourself. To me monogamy and such is not the natural way of the universe. Life is about balance and flow, if you disrupt either you throw everything off, that is the essence of Wu Wei. Hence why I am a technological progressive, in my view of the Tao it is the natural flow of civilization to progress and to change. One of the biggest aspects of Taoism is the ability to change, the ability to adapt, the ability to adjust.

If you want real fun ask me about my flirtations and infatuations with both Ch'an and Tibetan Buddhism.


Quote:

The Way is the fate of men,
The treasure of the saint,
And the refuge of the sinner.

Fine words are often borrowed,
And great deeds are often appropriated;
Therefore, when a man falls, do not abandon him,
And when a man gains power, do not honour him;
Only remain impartial and show him the Way.

Why should someone appreciate the Way?
The ancients said, "By it, those who seek may easily find,
And those who regret may easily absolve"
So it is the most precious gift.




Quote:

Do not control the people with laws,
Nor violence nor espionage,
But conquer them with inaction.

For:
The more morals and taboos there are,
The more cruelty afflicts people;
The more guns and knives there are,
The more factions divide people;
The more arts and skills there are,
The more change obsoletes people;
The more laws and taxes there are,
The more theft corrupts people.

Yet take no action, and the people nurture each other;
Make no laws, and the people deal fairly with each other;
Own no interest, and the people cooperate with each other;
Express no desire, and the people harmonize with each other.


_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus

Top
#221805 - 02/09/07 02:47 AM Re: The Art of War
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Quote:

I'm trying to tie all of these things in with coaching and I'm having trouble seeing how this fits:

"To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting."




Well, it's pretty plain to me...it's what Bruce Lee refered to in Enter The Dragon: 'The Art Of Fighting Without Fighting'

In layman's terms, a few carefully executed mindfucks can have your opponent beaten in their own mind before battle even commences.

I don't know what sport you coach, but one of the most famous examples in English football is Sir Alex Ferguson, coach of Manchester United. His team were 12 points behind league leaders Newcastle United (3 points for a win, 1 for a draw, 0 for a defeat), and he just made a few carefully chosen comments in an interview and Newcastle's manager Kevin Keegan lost the plot completely.

See for yourself, it's the stuff of legend in England. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDakZzA2UQ

End result, Newcastle crumbled, Manchester United closed the gap and won the league title. As much as I hate to admit it, Ferguson is a black belt master at playing mind games with referees, opposing managers and players. As such, Manchester United didn't beat Newcastle, Newcastle beat Newcastle, and hence superiority was achieved and the enemy's resistance was broken not through head-to-head confrontation, but through words.




Exactly Dan, Sun Tzu is referring to breaking your opponent without having to use any sort of violent force. That can maen several things... in a one on one confrontation, it can mean either breaking your opponent mentally and sapping him of his will to fight, or it can refer to leading your opponent to defeat himself with his own actions.

In Warfare it can be seen as destroying your foes morale, crippling them economically so they cannot afford to fight, or instigating dissent in their ranks and or subjects. Sheer intimidation also works as a factor.
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus

Top
#221806 - 02/09/07 02:52 AM Re: The Art of War
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Fatman... a paycheck, is a paycheck, is a paycheck... i got paid rather decently to sit in my own home and fuck my wife in that set.... I think the fact that my only thing I had to do outside of a normal realm was sit in a makeup chair wasn't too bad a deal.(Especially because i got to play WoW between sets while they switched the lights up). Not bad if you think about it... and I doubt any one of you would have turned it down.

If someone said, we are gonna pay you to do what you would be doing tonight anyway, we just want to put you in makeup... you all would jump at it

and i will leave that at that.
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus

Top
#221807 - 02/09/07 03:32 AM Re: The Art of War
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Fatman... a paycheck, is a paycheck,






I found the pic Windy requested after he piqued my interest with mention of Ceara's "friend", so I posted it. I'm not the one who called you "baby hands". I made no comment - make-up or otherwise.

But, I did learn something today. I had no idea that the Tao-ists pined for food stamps in their mom's house.

_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#221808 - 02/09/07 03:43 AM Re: The Art of War
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:



But, I did learn something today. I had no idea that the Tao-ists pined for food stamps in their mom's house.






Philosophy vs. Genetics....

Apparently my Jewish and Asian (traced through the Cherokee... So when it boils down I'm not much more than a Sinophile) sides fight for dominance at times. Though being thrifty could work within the Taoist concept of simplifying.
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus

Top
#221809 - 02/09/07 04:25 AM Re: The Art of War
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
You do crack me up.

To end my "food stamp" crap for "all time", its just that I cannot see an otherwise healthy white male looking for food stamps as "thrifty", just as a kind of pathetic off-brand form of "stealing".

But, then I don't know the Ching ...



Be well.
_________________________
Amo i Gemelli!! wink

Top
#221810 - 02/09/07 04:33 AM Re: The Art of War
6655321 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
my original comment on food stamps was made in a jestful resignment. I figure if Jeff is gonna spew his bile in my direction let him, deflect it and laugh with it...

Honestly I would never do it for the main reason that it would be stealing, and also personal pride... even if i needed it, i could never do it, it would be something that would make me feel a degree of self loathing, one of the few things.

I have a noble fault in my in-ability to steal... anything. A friend of mine once stole contact lens solution while i was at the store with him... i turned around, went back to the store, and told them we forgot to ring it up and I paid for it... just so it wasn't on my conscience.

I apologize if you really thought i was serious in that regard, i was just laughing off Jeff's comment and sliding past it... it gave me a giggle.

I may be cheap... but I am NOT a thief, a fraud, or someone who would accept a handout from anyone... even the government.
_________________________
"You're disgusting, you Caligula-esque mother fucker. But I like your avatar, so you get a pass. "-Chilledstoli If you're normal, people will accept you... but if you're DERANGED... they will make you their leader! -Christopher Titus

Top



Moderator:  Jerkules 
Shout Box

JM Productions
JM Productions Official Home is the JerkOffZone.com
Gag Factor
Yeah, it's that fucked up!!
American Bukkake
Tap into your inner degenerate!!
JM has the Best Variety !!
JM Video Lines
Who's Online
0 registered (), 520 Guests and 2 Spiders online.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod