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#221662 - 02/27/07 08:03 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
J.B. Offline
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Doesn't seem to be working.
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#221663 - 02/27/07 08:04 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
J.B. Offline
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Quote:

Mongo not like html lessons!!! Mongo want see whores!! Whores!!



I'm Trying Mongo, I'm Trying.
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#221664 - 02/27/07 08:06 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Bornyo Offline
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sure it does (Edit: "quote" this message to see the code- I got the pic address from your post)



Edited by Bornyo (02/27/07 08:08 PM)

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#221665 - 02/27/07 08:07 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
J.B. Offline
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How did you upload that? As an attachment?
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#221666 - 02/27/07 08:08 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
MoronBoy Offline
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Okay, do not right click where it says "attachment" and "Copy Link Location". Left click where it says "attachment", your picture will come up(you've uploaded the same image twice now, just edit your post, again). Look up at the address bar, copy that url, and insert it between the [image][/image] tags.

Bornyo did not upload the pic, he just used the one you uploaded.


Edited by Moronboy?!? (02/27/07 08:09 PM)
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#221667 - 02/27/07 08:12 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
J.B. Offline
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Aaaaahhh. OK, NOW I've got it. Thanks guys.
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#221668 - 02/27/07 09:27 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
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#221669 - 02/27/07 09:29 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
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#221670 - 02/27/07 09:36 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
k1ng Offline
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edit: cause i wanted to







Edited by King. (02/27/07 09:38 PM)
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#221671 - 03/02/07 09:14 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Gunker Offline
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Quote:

Aaaaahhh. OK, NOW I've got it. Thanks guys.




As this post is pinned, it's a good time to repost Phlogiston's lesson, with some edits (let's call it the Phlogiston/Gunker image tutorial-sure to make Phlog roll over in his XPT grave!):

Quote:


1.) Save the image you want to put on XPT to your hard drive.

2.) Use this thingy here:



3.) Post your comment. Then view your post.

4.) Get the XPT URL of your uploaded image by clicking "attachment". Copy it.

5.) Select "edit my post", click Image in the Instant UBB Code, then paste the URL you copied in step 4.

6.) Repost.




You may also want to clear the "edited" checkbox to appear on top of things.

This process can be repeated several times with the same post (I do not know if there's a limit; you will probably get bored before such a limit kicks in).
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#221672 - 03/02/07 09:23 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
J.B. Offline
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Thanks, General
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#221673 - 03/03/07 01:47 AM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
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#221674 - 03/06/07 08:24 AM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
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#221675 - 03/06/07 09:47 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Abe Offline
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
The last new post in the Shit List was 3/5/7 at 5:40, that's over 28 hours ago.

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#221676 - 03/06/07 10:54 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quit your griping. Download porn from Rapidshare like a good "porn pirate".

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#221677 - 03/06/07 11:01 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
weeeee Offline
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Fatty !

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#221678 - 03/06/07 11:13 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Bornyo Offline
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Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quit your griping. Download porn from Rapidshare like a good "porn pirate".






That's it? After all that time and money for rehab and the taping for Montel on the Internet Addiction episode and you fall off the wagon for this post?

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#221679 - 03/06/07 11:29 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
To Ceara:
Hey gorgeous Bunny Babe!!


Bornyo:
Contrary to popular belief, I'm in no way addicted to XPT, though I do enjoy it.

I AM addicted to downloading porn for free and capturing mainstream nudity - the latter which I have done since 1989, but with my media center dead and stretching this 1999 era PC past it's limits I am very hamperred in my abilities.

In April I should be getting a new media center and I will mostly be off to my "friends" RapidShare.de, MegaErotic and the new Rapidshare.com.

My goal will be to download 1 Tb of new clips and conversion of at least 100 of VHS tapes in "the porno wing" to DVD before I sell them all off.

Uh oh ... I'm babbling again ...

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#221680 - 03/07/07 04:04 AM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Abe Offline
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Registered: 11/23/06
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This place wasn't the same without you Fatty, welcome back.

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#221681 - 03/07/07 06:46 AM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Fatman says:

Quote:


Bornyo:
Contrary to popular belief, I'm in no way addicted to XPT, though I do enjoy it.

I AM addicted to downloading porn for free and capturing mainstream nudity - the latter which I have done since 1989, but with my media center dead and stretching this 1999 era PC past it's limits I am very hamperred in my abilities.

In April I should be getting a new media center and I will mostly be off to my "friends" RapidShare.de, MegaErotic and the new Rapidshare.com.

My goal will be to download 1 Tb of new clips and conversion of at least 100 of VHS tapes in "the porno wing" to DVD before I sell them all off.




So, in summary, xxxporntalk is not your passion or addiction. Downloading copyrighted porn illegally and reselling it is your passion? Tell us more about that. Like, does it make you feel like a pirate (arrrg), or more like Robin Hood? Do you sell it at a reduced price compared to the normal channels? Do you include copies of the original boxart or do you create your own? Or just hand label the discs with a sharpie?

Between your disability checks do you find this a reliable way of generating income? Does the government pay for your internet access, as well?

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#221682 - 03/07/07 02:50 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
So, in summary, xxxporntalk is not your passion or addiction. Downloading copyrighted porn illegally and reselling it is your passion? Tell us more about that. Like, does it make you feel like a pirate (arrrg), or more like Robin Hood? Do you sell it at a reduced price compared to the normal channels? Do you include copies of the original boxart or do you create your own? Or just hand label the discs with a sharpie?




I don't SELL downloaded porn. I just COLLECT it.


Facts:
Sierra didn't steal the stuff.
I don't sell downloaded porn.

Where did I say I SOLD downloaded porn? Who would buy such a thing when it's out there FREE for the taking?

Robin Hood? Who's Maid Marion?

My hobby is to collect any and all amateur clips, stars that interest me, GGW films [see amateur clips], b/w silents from the 20s to the 70s, the early films of the 70s and from teen sites that interest me.

So my collection is going to be heavy in girls with light skin that no one cares to know about, grainy webcam clips, small frame versions of old movies, "cheerleader" themed clips/movies and "whores" that intrigue me like Felix Vicious, Gauge, Ginger Lynn, Lexi Mathews, Madison Monroe, GAUGE, THE Twins, etc., and yes most recently "THE Roses" and Casey Parker.


There will be little or no clips of Jenna, Belladonna, Sasha Grey, Ashley Blue, Gia, older women, "darker" latin, black & oriental girls, domination, torture, wrestling, "fucking machines", piss, scat, convict-bukkake and vomitting scenes.

Sometimes I will have different versions of the SAME EXACT scene/movie. Maybe in WMV and MPG or in different size/resolution and or sound quality. Or the movie "entact" in high quality, then the movie in VCD size, and then maybe clipped into scenes to store by "actress".

I don't even watch most of it. I just like to have it for reference. Or mostly JUST TO HAVE IT. It's just fun to collect, burn, organize and leave an "Эй! Очень Хороший!! Большое спасибо, мой друг!" for the poster at an .ru site.


Between your disability checks do you find this a reliable way of generating income? Does the government pay for your internet access, as well?

Disability doesn't work that way. As far as the gov is concerned: you can't make it your SDI + SSI? TOUGH!! Apply for "welfare" and "food stamps".

The government doesn't care about what anything costs, just what you paid in. You are collecting on your own individual past earnings from which you paid "in".

Since excluding the years I was ill where I earned a few "zeros", I earned maximum - or near maximum - I get paid at near maximum, or ~2k. This amount is not subject to income tax - since I paid income tax on these funds before FICA taxes were withheld and I earn very little other money.

My amount shocks people in the field since most people get in the low-mid 3-digits. But then again, I am actually fairly successful when well.

If I had fallen ill lets say in 2002 while I had disability insurance [such as the "duck" on TV], I would have had an income of over 5k TAX FREE since I paid for my ins POST TAX and was covered for 60% of my monthly earnings. When I was self-employed in 2003, I was cash strapped. When the rate jumped over 20%, I gave it up. The more fool I.
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#221683 - 03/07/07 02:59 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Calvin Offline
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Registered: 09/11/06
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Sigh. You had to ask, didn't you Bornyo?
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#221684 - 03/07/07 03:07 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:




I don't SELL downloaded porn. I just COLLECT it.


Facts:
Sierra didn't steal the stuff.
I don't sell downloaded porn.

Where did I say I SOLD downloaded porn? Who would buy such a thing when it's out there FREE for the taking?

Robin Hood? Who's Maid Marion?

My hobby is to collect any and all amateur clips, stars that interest me, GGW films [see amateur clips], b/w silents from the 20s to the 70s, the early films of the 70s and from teen sites that interest me.

So my collection is going to be heavy in girls with light skin that no one cares to know about, grainy webcam clips, small frame versions of old movies, "cheerleader" themed clips/movies and "whores" that intrigue me like Felix Vicious, Gauge, Ginger Lynn, Lexi Mathews, Madison Monroe, GAUGE, THE Twins, etc., and yes most recently "THE Roses" and Casey Parker.


There will be little or no clips of Jenna, Belladonna, Sasha Grey, Ashley Blue, Gia, older women, "darker" latin, black & oriental girls, domination, torture, wrestling, "fucking machines", piss, scat, convict-bukkake and vomitting scenes.

Sometimes I will have different versions of the SAME EXACT scene/movie. Maybe in WMV and MPG or in different size/resolution and or sound quality. Or the movie "entact" in high quality, then the movie in VCD size, and then maybe clipped into scenes to store by "actress".

I don't even watch most of it. I just like to have it for reference. Or mostly JUST TO HAVE IT. It's just fun to collect, burn, organize and leave an "Эй! Очень Хороший!! Большое спасибо, мой друг!" for the poster at an .ru site.


Between your disability checks do you find this a reliable way of generating income? Does the government pay for your internet access, as well?

Disability doesn't work that way. As far as the gov is concerned: you can't make it your SDI + SSI? TOUGH!! Apply for "welfare" and "food stamps".

The government doesn't care about what anything costs, just what you paid in. You are collecting on your own individual past earnings from which you paid "in".

Since excluding the years I was ill where I earned a few "zeros", I earned maximum - or near maximum - I get paid at near maximum, or ~2k. This amount is not subject to income tax - since I paid income tax on these funds before FICA taxes were withheld and I earn very little other money.

My amount shocks people in the field since most people get in the low-mid 3-digits. But then again, I am actually fairly successful when well.

If I had fallen ill lets say in 2002 while I had disability insurance [such as the "duck" on TV], I would have had an income of over 5k TAX FREE since I paid for my ins POST TAX and was covered for 60% of my monthly earnings. When I was self-employed in 2003, I was cash strapped. When the rate jumped over 20%, I gave it up. The more fool I.





So, after a 1000 unnecessary words, it's not theft and fencing of stolen items, just theft?

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#221685 - 03/07/07 03:08 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
FATMAN: My goal will be to download 1 Tb of new clips and conversion of at least 100 of VHS tapes in "the porno wing" to DVD before I sell them all off.

I think this is what confused you.

I will be DOWNLOADING up to 1Tb of porn from the internet.

I will be capturing the VHS tapes that still work to full size MP2 files [2 hr = ~4.7 Gb] and then selling the originals. For most I still have the original boxes or sleeves [all-be-they CRUSHED a bit in several instances].

Selling the TAPES.
NOT the downloaded porn.



Somewhere in my mess I should have a copy of "Deep Throat" which came out at the same time as VHS 1st hit. I know it cost more than $100 in 1970's cash. It's at least 8 years older than Mia. I doubt it could even work, but the box might be worth something ....

I know there are 3-4 betamax tapes in there too, but I'm not sure they're porn.


{intentional rambling to annoy Bornyo}
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#221686 - 03/07/07 03:08 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

My goal will be to download 1 Tb of new clips and conversion of at least 100 of VHS tapes in "the porno wing" to DVD before I sell them all off.





So, what your saying is that these VHS tapes you speak of selling off are legitimate and original? Right?
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#221687 - 03/07/07 06:05 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Have2cit summarized:

Quote:


So, after a 1000 unnecessary words, it's not theft and fencing of stolen items, just theft?




Exactly. He collects what people in "the pornography" sell to feed their children.

Try collecting cars, or stamps, or guns that way, Fatty.

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#221688 - 03/08/07 08:10 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Quote:

My goal will be to download 1 Tb of new clips and conversion of at least 100 of VHS tapes in "the porno wing" to DVD before I sell them all off.





So, what your saying is that these VHS tapes you speak of selling off are legitimate and original? Right?




As I convert my VHS to DVD, I've been tossing the VHS into the garbage; I don't need the $ bad enough to sell old, slightly-tacky-to-the-touch porn to strangers...
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#221689 - 03/08/07 09:11 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

...I've been tossing the VHS into the garbage...




These tapes are probably the equivalent of the playboys in the woods we found back in the day- now of days the kids are dumpster diving.

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#221690 - 03/08/07 09:20 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Quote:

...I've been tossing the VHS into the garbage...




These tapes are probably the equivalent of the playboys in the woods we found back in the day- now of days the kids are dumpster diving.




Indeed. Perhaps my castoffs will influence a whole new generation of XPT'ers.

More likely, the homeless/drunk types with their shopping carts will find them and trade them up to halfway-house/drunk types for smokes.

Thus, the Circle of Porn goes on...
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#221691 - 03/09/07 04:32 AM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I don't need the $ bad enough to sell old, slightly-tacky-to-the-touch porn to strangers...




Most of my tapes were "inherited" in that condition as friends got married and dumped the porn. I see it as doing my bit to recycle.
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#221692 - 03/09/07 05:32 AM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Most of my tapes were "inherited" in that condition as friends got married and dumped the porn. I see it as doing my bit to recycle.





So you hoard that stuff too.

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#221693 - 03/09/07 11:01 AM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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Did you inherit your maturing friends jizz-rags too?
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#221694 - 03/09/07 01:37 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

Most of my tapes were "inherited" in that condition as friends got married and dumped the porn.




Oh, blaming your friends for your porn addiction, are you?
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#221695 - 03/09/07 02:26 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Not at all. It was my addiction which led them to pass them off to me in the 1st place.
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#221696 - 03/09/07 07:25 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
I had a friend who gave me his porn when he married...

Within two years, he was borrowing same when his wife went away to visit the in-laws...
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#221697 - 03/10/07 01:01 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
Word to the wise-
Never show off carpentry skills to your Mom when the closet you fixed has 3 layers of Porno DVDs on the top shelf.
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#221698 - 03/10/07 03:54 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I had a friend who gave me his porn when he married...

Within two years, he was borrowing same when his wife went away to visit the in-laws...




HAAAAAAAA!!! I had a friend who insisted upon taking back different titles when he got separated!! During his reconcilitions we would have "black bag" porn exchanges.
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#221699 - 04/04/07 04:06 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Bump. It seems to be a slow day on the boards. The top four items on Lukeisback.com are from XPT.

Please, if you're a porner, murder someone or kill yourself. Or become embroiled in some Latino drug war in South America, just so we have something to laugh at.
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#221700 - 04/04/07 04:32 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Is Luke off work for Passover or something?

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