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#221612 - 02/08/07 06:21 PM POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
zenman Offline

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There are 106 people online and no posts for over an hour!!

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#221613 - 02/08/07 06:28 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
girlvirginguy Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 12/07/06
Posts: 45
Loc: dont jack my avitar
zenman dood i wanted to post a lott tonight but willie said that he's putting me in that box. man i read some of the old posts xpt is different why?

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#221614 - 02/08/07 06:30 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Conan the Barbarian is on and they just crucified Arnold on The Tree of Woe.
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#221615 - 02/08/07 06:33 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I blame Fatman
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#221616 - 02/08/07 06:35 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
fuck that. i'm watching an officer and a gentleman. werd up. circuit city, $5. oh hell yeah.
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#221617 - 02/08/07 06:36 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
6655321 Offline
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Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
Quote:

Conan the Barbarian is on and they just crucified Arnold on The Tree of Woe.




As much as it strays from R.E. Howard's books, I still love the movies...

"what is best in life!"

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"

and on that note...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tv2SXx_LLkA
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#221618 - 02/08/07 06:40 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
zenman Offline

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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

zenman dood i wanted to post a lott tonight but willie said that he's putting me in that box. man i read some of the old posts xpt is different why?




Tell bornyo to start posting. He'll jazz shit up here.
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#221619 - 02/08/07 06:46 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
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Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3041



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#221620 - 02/08/07 08:28 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
You must remember this
A kiss is still a kiss, a sigh is just a sigh
The fundamental things apply
As time goes by
And when two lovers woo
They still say, "I love you"
On that you can rely
No matter what the future brings
As time goes by
Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate
Woman needs man
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny
it's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by
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Moonlight and love songs
Never out of date
Hearts full of passion
Jealousy and hate
Woman needs man
And man must have his mate
That no one can deny
it's still the same old story
A fight for love and glory
A case of do or die
The world will always welcome lovers
As time goes by

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#221621 - 02/08/07 08:52 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana


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#221622 - 02/08/07 08:53 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Quote:

zenman dood i wanted to post a lott tonight but willie said that he's putting me in that box. man i read some of the old posts xpt is different why?



Then post something other than your once sentence lamentations about yourself. Grow a pair.

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#221623 - 02/08/07 09:05 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Slobodan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167

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#221624 - 02/08/07 09:32 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:



I shot quail there. John Henry Twatman indeed.






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#221625 - 02/08/07 09:46 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Big Calm Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
Quote:

There are 106 people online and no posts for over an hour!!






Babalu...thickness





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#221626 - 02/08/07 10:18 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5230
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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#221627 - 02/09/07 12:21 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

I blame Fatman


I second that, he is very annoying.

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#221628 - 02/16/07 11:09 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
15 regs. and 84 anons. = nothing
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#221629 - 02/17/07 06:05 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

15 regs. and 84 anons. = nothing




Something retro:



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#221630 - 02/17/07 08:33 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
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Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 2723
Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...


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#221631 - 02/17/07 09:56 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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#221632 - 02/18/07 12:42 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/22/04
Posts: 131
Loc: San Fernando Valley

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#221633 - 02/19/07 01:27 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
11 members, 105 anons and nothing new to read? We need to do some sort of recruitment drive. Come on, you anon readers, sign up!
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#221634 - 02/19/07 01:29 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
If things don't pick up, people are going to start getting nostalgic for The Fatman.
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#221635 - 02/19/07 01:31 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Yeah, good ol' fatty Fatman. Wonder where he is? His first job back has to be the XPT weekly review, if only because he won't have a clue what's happened this past week.

Come to that, neither do I, and I was here.
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#221636 - 02/20/07 01:13 AM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
this thread is like windsock's sweatpants. sticky.
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#221637 - 02/20/07 07:30 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
16 registered and 126 anons.

What's the record for most anonymous users online at one time?

Hey anons, join up and contribute. It's not like you've got anything to lose. Why worry about your internet reputation? Come on it. We're waiting.
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#221638 - 02/20/07 08:03 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Tony should set it up so that only 25 anons could be on at one time. It would make some register just to avoid being blocked.

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#221639 - 02/21/07 02:57 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Damn all you pricks need to post more
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#221640 - 02/21/07 03:05 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Does anybody else get a bit nervous when they make a post and, shortly after, see a have2cit post directly below it? Kinda like a kid who finds a letter in the mail from his school, and his parents ask him to hand it over before he can dispose of it.
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#221641 - 02/21/07 03:35 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Nope. H2C is good people, just has a low boredom threshold and doesn't suffer fools lightly.

I'm more worried when The Fatman replies. Means Cocksnot isn't far behind.
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#221642 - 02/21/07 03:44 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Oh, I guess it's just my paranoid, everyone hates me and has it in for me, mindset that I seem to possess.
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#221643 - 02/21/07 03:48 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Or... is it?
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#221644 - 02/21/07 04:19 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean that they aren't out to get you...
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#221645 - 02/21/07 10:28 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

Hey anons, join up and contribute. It's not like you've got anything to lose. Why worry about your internet reputation? Come on it. We're waiting.




OK. I'm here. What are you gonna do about it?
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#221646 - 02/22/07 10:28 AM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Nugent Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
SOMETHING


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#221647 - 02/22/07 03:38 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

SOMETHING


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#221648 - 02/25/07 07:17 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
I've been observing this on Sundays for a long time. 100+ lurkers and few posts. What is it about Sunday that makes people want to read but not post? Simply curious.
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#221649 - 02/25/07 07:31 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Timmy8271 Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 11/07/06
Posts: 28
Loc: Orlando Florida
[image][/image]

Every time I visit this board, I'm either speechless,embarrassed or sad. All great feelings and the main reason I love this board.

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#221650 - 02/25/07 07:36 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
I am de Easter Bunny, Hooray, Hooray...
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#221651 - 02/27/07 06:32 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
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#221652 - 02/27/07 06:58 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana

dude, perhaps you've not caught on: no photobucket. In fact avoid all the free image hosts. Just take the time and download it to your computer and upload it onto XPT. Then provide an image link from there.
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#221653 - 02/27/07 07:11 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
I don't care about the pornlaws anymore, those red "X"s are getting more strokeworthy by the hour.
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson

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#221654 - 02/27/07 07:24 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
142 anons. wow! 11 regs.
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#221655 - 02/27/07 07:25 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
3 of the top stories/links on LIB lead to xpt. that may be why.


Edited by King. (02/27/07 07:27 PM)
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#221656 - 02/27/07 07:26 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
Like This?
[image]http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/download.php?Number=216165[/image]


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#221657 - 02/27/07 07:39 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup
Quote:

Just take the time and download it to your computer and upload it onto XPT. Then provide an image link from there.




How?
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#221658 - 02/27/07 07:49 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Okay you've got the image uploaded, now click on the link that says "attachment" above your post. Copy the url from there:

http://www.xxxporntalk.com/ubbthreads/uploads/216165-taboo2215.jpg

To insert this picture into your post, edit your post, paste in the post with the [image][/image] tags on it, and



there you go.
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#221659 - 02/27/07 07:54 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Mongo not like html lessons!!! Mongo want see whores!! Whores!!
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson

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#221660 - 02/27/07 07:55 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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#221661 - 02/27/07 07:56 PM Re: POST SOMETHING, FUCKERS!
J.B. Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3083
Loc: cleanup


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