Non-sequitur Thread Diversion for the hell of it before I go to the psych:

Zsa Zsa and my Grandma were both born in Budapest.

I'll be there on March 21.

Zsa Zsa, if not for divorce, would have been Paris Hilton's step-great-grandma. Maybe she's still considered part of the extended family since she's the mother of a Hilton.

"Paris, I'd like you to meet your future step-great-aunt, Anna Nicole!"

Lindsay, if you're lurking, as your future adoptive father, you're grounded and will be thoroughly spanked.