Quote:

A dad takes his son to the woods for his first hunting trip for Big Bear. And every time the kid shoots at the bear he not only misses, but the bear taps him on the shoulder and says, "You just tried to shoot me, so now I am going to have to fuck you in the ass." Long story short the boy keeps trying different/more powerful guns and keeps missing the bear and the bear in hand keeps on pounding his ass. The punch line for the joke is the bear finally saying to the boy, "You aint out here for the hunting anymore are you?"



Interesting. I see an epic!!


Casting ideas:

Bear: CXXX
Boy: Windsock
Wood Nymph: Mia Rose
GoldieLocks: Casey Parker
Evil Stepsister: Ashley Blue
The Cookie Monster: Audrey Bitoni [schedule issues w/whoring possible]
Ninja Superhero who rescues the Bear from the evil stepsister: Sierra Sinn
Ninja Superhero's friend and pot guardian: Hillary Scott
Woman torn apart limb from limb by Bear after racism allegations [doing her own stunts]: Taylor MF Rain
Beautiful photographer happening upon the scene: Gia Jordan [non-sex]
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