Luke needs an exorcist. ALL he talks about or writes about are "Demons." He states that Holly's Demon is Booze, and that he himself has other Demons that are just as strong. For instance, it is pretty obvious, Luke has a Demon of Gossip/False Witness to combat everyday, among others...

But lets pause for a second here and think....why does Luke ascribe these traits, these qualities that make people interesting, with a "Demonic" tag? Is Mary Carey possessed by the Demon of Xanax? Or does Mary simply just fucking LOVE how Xanax makes her feel?

Holly, mind you, is something a DEMON would definitely love to get his hands on...beautiful blond, bubbly, some brains, likes dogs, good with green beans, etc....As Luke knows from his study of the Torah and Jewish Mythology, the Demons were originally Holy Angels who became lustful towards earthly women just before the days of Noah, and came down here, materialized perfect bodies for themselves and fucked the shit out of every woman they could find. Hey, it's in the Bible folks...Genesis Chapter 6 verse 1 thru 4...

So yeah, I am definitely worried about Holly's well being, but getting back to the Demons...think about the mentality, the thought process behind what the Angels who Fell actually did.

These Angels were the custodians of the Universe, they were in G-d's presence, they had seen, and probably participated in, the creation of all things. They had holy duties to perform, things to look after....Complete Solar Systems probably were under their care. Yet, look what happened. They allowed themselves to WATCH Human Men and Women having sex. They dwelled upon it, watching this LIVE porn show here on earth and lusting after what Human Men were enjoying. These Angels became DEMONS when they allowed their desire to know what it feels like to stick an erect penis inside a warm, wet vagina to OVERRIDE their sense of duty, sense of right and wrong, their appreciation of their station and what G-d had them do. In short, they threw away the ability to go anywhere in the universe and do anything for 5 seconds worth of Orgasmic bliss as they pumped their unsuspecting female lovers full of Angel sperm. Therefore, do we say that the "Demon" of the Demons was Women? Or Sex? Or Penises/Peni? Victoria's Secret Lingerie?


Deep huh?


WE GOT DEMONS! DEMONS IN DA HOUSE!!!!


Here are my "Demons":

Da Burglars Demons:

(1) Demon of Greed (yes there, I admit it. I am a greedy motherfucker. I saw the movie Wall Street when I was entering Harvard and it put the zap on my brain. I now own property in four states and Canada, and my investments range from Software to Beer to "agricultural pharmaceuticals"...but my life is spiritually Empty.

(2) Demon of Egotistical Bullshit: I am the most important person in the whole wide world.

(3) Smelly Monkey

(4) Demon of Saturated Fats: I fucking LOVE fatty foods, thank god I was crippled and had to rely on using so many muscles to get around, otherwise I would be a fat fuck like AC Cream. That guy is clearly demonic...by the way how's it going AC? Word brother!

(5) Demon of Lust: Big surprise here huh? I want to bang a lot of women I meet, but I assuage my conscience somewhat by only paying high class, healthy-on-the-outside whores to insert my penis in a designated hole. It is really problematic when I meet a chick like Holly, or Ceara Lynch, who I truly regard as a friend and respect, but I cant erase the image from my mind of my dick going in their mouth. I wonder if the Angels were friends with any of the women they later banged and subsequently turned into DEMONS???


Does this mean HELL is one eternal Orgy? WHat's the punishment? You have to fuck Pamela Peeks all the time? Or maybe it is you fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck......and fuck and fuck and fuck and fuck, yet you dont cum?

10 to 1 says Luke will not post this on his website.

I bet Luke is also inflicted with the Demon of lust. He needs to get away from porn save his soul instead of being a gossip monger with a misguided agenda and go to rabbinical school if that's possible with converts.

Without assenting/contesting/discussing to your view of "the sons of the gods", most of the "demons" I learned of in Judaism were Lilith's "children" as noted in the "Alphabet of Ben-Sira".

The story is that Lilith was Adam's 1st wife and she wouldn't obey Adam. It is a "battle of the sexes" power struggle illustrated in sexual terms. Lilith wanted to ride on top, and Adam preferred to do her doggie. She walks out.

She becomes the killer of little children, a kind of vampiress/seductress and the mother of all demons.

So we might fairly deduce Luke's mom's name.

XPT is the demon of many who post. When working I have withdrawls, sweats and the intense desire to vomit like a whore in gag factor. It's horrible. *rolls eyes w/ chuckle*

my demon porno & weed & wu joints. Ohh yeah video games and online porno too.