hey, i'm going to go shave my head tonight, wanna follow? after, i'm getting some tatts.

i am not so sober. it's a process i haven't quite mastered. how am i "lying" while drinking in everyone's face at a convention? it's NOT SO MUCH a lie that i have tried many times in the past to stop.

yes, i keep trying. and, since you ask...the boyfriend is in iraq. the reason for the jump is him leaving. and now, let's grab onto my addictions and run with them, they are great entertainment. like me on the red carpet you seem to be obsessed with. aren't there hotter messes to think about?

i know i look like shit, feel like shit...but how does it actually feel to BE SHIT?

you tell me.

oh, and it's "YOU'RE FIRED." i can handle proper spelling, even drunk.