Since I am not religious, I cant pray for Holly....since I am not superstitious I dont just want to "wish" her well.

I am horny some of the time, and I do think Holly friggin rocks so I suppose I could whack off dangerously close to a ledge in my wheelchair in her honor, but that would be too creepy and everyone kNOWS da burglar is not a creep...

I suppose I should give up one of my bad habits...from this day forward, as a show of support for Holly, I will cease opening milk cartons from the wrong side.

FWIW -- I think I like sober Holly much better anyway...
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