Fucking kids today. I'm sick of the little shits getting it all handed to them on a plate. When I was their age, I'd have to scrounge around under bushes for discarded porn, or steal it for myself from the store.

At the very least, we had to steal it from someone's dad's stash. We certainly didn't have a machine of electrickery in our bedrooms, helping us jerk ourselves to sleep.

I blame the parents. A bit less money spent and a few more beat downs, and those kids would be outside, looking for porn in the fresh air.