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#220689 - 02/05/07 01:56 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM!
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i hope her chat dont suck as bad as her personality.
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#220691 - 02/05/07 02:18 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
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I just saw this whore on one of the bangbros websites.
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#220693 - 02/05/07 02:51 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Tony, where should we send our envelopes of cum?
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#220697 - 02/05/07 03:51 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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i hope her chat dont suck as bad as her personality.
I see a trainwreck of a chat in the offing. 
Especially with Monstar publicizing it all over the net. There'll be no end to the newbs who come in there. I can hardly wait. 
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#220699 - 02/05/07 03:55 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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She stormed off a set? Which set?
American Gokkun 2, IIRC.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#220700 - 02/05/07 03:58 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM!
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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i hope her chat dont suck as bad as her personality.
G's already in ProBowl form and it's only Monday.
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#220701 - 02/05/07 04:46 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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I thought she left the biz after her cum explosion implosion in AG2. Nice to see her back and giving it another try. I wonder if she dumped the agent who booked her for AG2.
This was my review of her performance in AG2:
No sex. Just cum dumping, gurgling and swallowing. At one point in #2, Carly shouts several times that she loves to fuck. That was her pathetic attempt to convince the homeless guys and bag boys that she really is a freak despite her meltdown. By that point she should have just kept her mouth shut (except to receive loads). She had already humiliated herself and lost her whore credentials by protesting and whimpering during the seemingly endless deluge of splooge. No amount of shouting, "I love to fuck." could convince the Gokkun Boys that she was whorish enough to deserve their streams of hot, frothy jizz. Her agitated exit from the set amid sarcastic applause and derisive shouts was a fitting end to a scene that was both laughable and strokable.
Well done, JM Productions. Well done, indeed.
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#220702 - 02/05/07 04:56 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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wait, so who is calry parker?
actually, that's a stupid question- the only possible replies are posting more pics of her or possibly "do a search, retard".
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#220704 - 02/05/07 06:19 PM
Carly Parker Chat - Feb 21st, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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i hope her chat dont suck as bad as her personality.
die in a fire.
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#220706 - 02/05/07 06:26 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 21st @ 7:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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...looks like we are going to be having a chat session with super whore Carly Parker, tentatively schedule for 7:00PM this Wednesday!
Assuming she's not 'detained' 
i just PM'd malice. the chat will have to wait until the 21st. i didn't know the jm wheels of production would move @ this amazing pace.
when i dropped the dime to malice i thought it might take a minute to get the ball rolling, she was already leaving to the u.k. until well into next week.
our intended date is now feb 21st. this woman don't know karate, but she does know kraaazay.
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#220707 - 02/05/07 06:47 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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i hope her chat dont suck as bad as her personality.
die in a fire.
what the fuck is that nigga? I thought you was down peoples monsta?
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#220708 - 02/05/07 07:01 PM
Carly Parker Chat - Feb 21st, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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i hope her chat dont suck as bad as her personality.
die in a fire.
what the fuck is that nigga? I thought you was down peoples monsta?
i thought you were down for the crown, but then i read this
damn that hurt, son. you done call out neil patrick harris 'n shit.
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#220709 - 02/05/07 07:03 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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Bro's before ho's, people. Bro's before ho's.
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#220710 - 02/05/07 07:09 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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i hope her chat dont suck as bad as her personality.
die in a fire.
what the fuck is that nigga? I thought you was down peoples monsta?
i thought you were down for the crown, but then i read this
damn that hurt, son. you done call out neil patrick harris 'n shit.
damm monsta we boys. you know how boys do. they fuck around with they niggas. I got nothing but love for you nigga. Monsta if i hurt them feelings i apologize.. a nigga here to kick it with his niggas, you one them niggas monsta.
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#220712 - 02/06/07 06:04 AM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - Feb 21st, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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damm monsta we boys. you know how boys do. they fuck around with they niggas. I got nothing but love for you nigga. Monsta if i hurt them feelings i apologize.. a nigga here to kick it with his niggas, you one them niggas monsta.
it's all good but you know this place is like the joint, if someone steps up while you are doing a stretch, you have to rip out a fuckers soul or people think you have no heart.
word is bond
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#220714 - 02/06/07 06:39 AM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 21, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Tony Malice, your Lordship, sir: Just a unsolicited recommendation. 1. Let's clarify if it's the 21st of March or Feb. Monstar says March but it would be good just to confirm. 2. Once that is done, can you change the "subject" to reflect the date? I know that a member of the worthless rabble like myself can't do it once a reply is made, but it may be within your great immeasurable powers - and it would make it clearer. Forgive my impertinence O Lord o' da' Board. 
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#220715 - 02/06/07 07:23 AM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 21, 2007 @ 7:00 P
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Tony Malice, your Lordship, sir:
Just a unsolicited recommendation.
1. Let's clarify if it's the 21st of March or Feb. Monstar says March but it would be good just to confirm.
2. Once that is done, can you change the "subject" to reflect the date? I know that a member of the worthless rabble like myself can't do it once a reply is made, but it may be within your great immeasurable powers - and it would make it clearer.
Forgive my impertinence O Lord o' da' Board.
damn my bad, yes feb. 21st
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#220720 - 02/08/07 06:18 AM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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shut the fuck up....footnoteing "die hard" of all things. you filthy animal.
Dude, we should team up and go on trivia shows, we'd rawk and clean up$$$$$$$$$ You can keep all the wampum, I just want a chance to headline with you for once before I croak on Contact Pornstars 
BTW ...
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In The Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice Pit with Randolph & Mortimer Buying everything in sight
....trading places...
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#220721 - 02/08/07 04:53 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I hear ya B, can anyone send our resident Native American Pervert a box containing Whiskey, some germs, and a couple dozen Twinkies chock full of Hydrogenated Vegetable Oil and Yellow Dye #5?
Will a bottle of tequila, a case of herpes, and some stale Tastykakes do the trick? Otherwise, I'm worthless.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#220724 - 02/13/07 09:08 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Are you certain about this?
Here's a shot of this big-tittied, cocaine-induced cock-socket just before I got my drunken ass escorted out of the Circle Bar for the evening (apparently taking pics at on the casino / bar floor is prohibited).
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#220726 - 02/14/07 08:55 AM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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I just got off the phone with miss carly...she is ready for you animals. LOL.
Yeah, right. Like she was ready for the gokkun? I have a feeling this chick is going to get shredded in chat -- deservedly so.
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#220727 - 02/15/07 02:12 AM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 7, 2007 @ 7:00 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 02/09/07
Posts: 6
Loc: hookersvill
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assuming she shows up: hold your breath
no please
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#220728 - 02/17/07 08:12 AM
Re: Carly Parker Chat-February 21, 2007 @ 7:00 PM!
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
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#220730 - 02/21/07 02:47 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat-February 21, 2007 @ 7:00 PM!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I talked to Carly yesterday, she is ready to rock tonight...
Do you really hate her that much, she is gonna be torn to shreds man.
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#220731 - 02/21/07 02:54 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat-February 21, 2007 @ 7:00 PM!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I talked to Carly yesterday, she is ready to rock tonight...
Do you really hate her that much, she is gonna be torn to shreds man.
bah. i'll have her do it topless and video it, maybe post some pics as the chat is happening.
because at the end of the day titties make everyone happy.
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#220734 - 02/21/07 05:26 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat-February 21, 2007 @ 7:00 PM!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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I'm  already. Just need to pace myself to make sure I make it to 10EST...
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[The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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#220735 - 02/21/07 05:27 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat-February 21, 2007 @ 7:00 PM!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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because at the end of the day titties make everyone happy.
ain't that the truth. even ugly chick titty still good titty.
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#220736 - 02/21/07 05:54 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat-February 21, 2007 @ 7:00 PM!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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#220741 - 02/21/07 10:20 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat-February 21, 2007 @ 7:00 PM!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Thanks Carly. You did well putting up with us degenerates.
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#220748 - 02/25/07 07:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Wow, not much feedback on this? I was out of town, was this chat a trainwreck, or not?
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#220750 - 03/09/07 02:21 PM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 21, 2007 @ 7:00 PM!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Thanks Malice, excellent vibe from her, actually quite jovial even. Early on, I notice how she avoided the drug question (from TMonty) like the plague. 
This was the best line in the chat, in my opinion, from Mr. Willie D:
"<willie_D> guapo's wigger persona is kinda saggy"
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#220751 - 05/06/07 11:38 AM
Re: Carly Parker Chat - February 21, 2007 @ 7:00 PM!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Damn, I wish we knew about this for the chat! This is some good fucking shit, even if only 2 days removed from the chat over 2 months ago. I found it on the Myspace blog of someone by the name Shameless, who I'll assume is Rick Shameless unless corrected.
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Fucking Classic! Went to Pittsburgh this past weekend for Shanes World College Invasion & all I can say about this chick is she fucking rules! One of the funniest girls I have met in so long (no we didn't fuck either) She is like a dude but just with really big titties! Delilah, Kylee & just everyone was a blast to hang with but this is about Ms. Parker!
So we miss our connecting flight home. Flying from Pitts - Memphis, layover, then Memphis to LA. We stop at the only smoking bar in the airport and get some drinks, bad idea. We miss our 2:20 flight, next flight 6:45, back to the bar. I leave the bar to go to the gate around 6, just so we dont miss this one. I was fucking exhausted and all I wanted to do was sleep! The 3 beers did nothing for me but enhance that. Practically falling asleep at the gate I finally get on the flight. I call the rest of the group & they're on their way, hopefully they'll make it.
Well I made the flight & hope that they do. I get my seat & watch the door, I see them come through & get stopped. 5 min of chatting then they make it too their seats. I'm out! Sweater at the window, emergency exit row, it's like polish first class. Please bring your seat to a full upright position, nice! I slept the whole flight. Get my shit & get the fuck out.
Walking out of the plane I notice the stewardess look at me a little strange as I exit the plane, whatever. Join the group at the gate & wonder what th e hell I missed because they are just loosing it! Smokey is dying & cant wait to tell me something. So apparently they got hammered, I mean super hammered! And if any of you know Carly she is definatly the ring leader & just takes it to the next level. So when they got on the plane the stewardess was giving them a little shit about them being drunk but let them on anyway. Then they made their first mistake by serving them alcohol I guess. From what I got Carly was washing her hands with Vodka, then puking in her seat, not literally on her seat but sitting there. Keep in mind that she is in the center of two people that she doesn't know. Well after a little bit of puking she makes it to the bathroom with a little help from Smokey. They were in the very first row, right behind 1st class, so they went through 1st to get to the closest bathroom. After a bit of puking, the stewardess tells them that they have to go to the bathrooms in the rear of the plane because the pilot could hear them.
Well some how they get to the back of the plane, Carly puking in a bag the whole way. She continues her puking in the bathroom, somehow takes off her shirt & continues puking then passes out on the floor of the bathroom. All I could think about was how lucky she was that Jack Venice wasn't there. Jack is my boy but he would of had a feild day with this! So the stewardess just closes the door completely and then does the most classic fucking thing ever & just tapes off the bathroom door saying it is out of order. So Carly just sleeps there in the bathroom, topless. Too funny. Smokey brings her his sweater, his cannibus cup sweater. She makes it back to her seat somehow. I can just imagine the looks as she strolls down the walk of shame back to her seat.
I'm not dogging Carly, I think this is just one of the funniest things I have heard about in a long time. Oh wait it gets better. I give her a ride back to Dereks house after getting our bags as long as she promises not to puke in the car. Well it's Sunday and as every fucking person in the world knows Sunday is Cheesecake night at the LA Direct house so no one is at the house. Carly asks if I can drop her at Cheesecake, sure are you kidding. We arrive, I double park my truck in front, grab her suitcase and lug this massive thing up the stairs in front of Cheesecake. Give Carly a hug and watch her walk into Cheesecake with her cannibus cup sweater with a little bit of puke drool down the front, her bed head, toting her big ass hooker suitcase & just not giving a flying fuck. This is why Carly Parker is FUCKING CLASSIC! All I could was smile as I walked away!
Source: Shameless myspace
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