Carly is @ the pad right now....

My God, this attractive young woman has no idea what is about to happen.

Geez 12 registered users, 42 anon ...
Oh well, is this going to be like the Oscars where the Nicholsons and Pacinos arrive fashionably late and the C-list show up 10 mintues early because they have nothing better to do with their lives and linger on the red carpet since this may be their one and only chance to be near someone, something remotely connected to the biz. And yeah, I've been checking in periodically since 6

Thanks for coming out. Carly had a good time, add her on myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/carlyparkerxxx

Thanks Carly. You did well putting up with us degenerates.

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I am glad to see that you are not a deserter though. Props to M*.

Great pix Mstar!

Wow, not much feedback on this? I was out of town, was this chat a trainwreck, or not?

Here's the transcript, thanks Carly for participating!!

Carly Parker Chat Transcript

Thanks Malice, excellent vibe from her, actually quite jovial even. Early on, I notice how she avoided the drug question (from TMonty) like the plague.

This was the best line in the chat, in my opinion, from Mr. Willie D:

"<willie_D> guapo's wigger persona is kinda saggy"

Damn, I wish we knew about this for the chat! This is some good fucking shit, even if only 2 days removed from the chat over 2 months ago. I found it on the Myspace blog of someone by the name Shameless, who I'll assume is Rick Shameless unless corrected.

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Fucking Classic! Went to Pittsburgh this past weekend for Shanes World College Invasion & all I can say about this chick is she fucking rules! One of the funniest girls I have met in so long (no we didn't fuck either) She is like a dude but just with really big titties! Delilah, Kylee & just everyone was a blast to hang with but this is about Ms. Parker!

So we miss our connecting flight home. Flying from Pitts - Memphis, layover, then Memphis to LA. We stop at the only smoking bar in the airport and get some drinks, bad idea. We miss our 2:20 flight, next flight 6:45, back to the bar. I leave the bar to go to the gate around 6, just so we dont miss this one. I was fucking exhausted and all I wanted to do was sleep! The 3 beers did nothing for me but enhance that. Practically falling asleep at the gate I finally get on the flight. I call the rest of the group & they're on their way, hopefully they'll make it.

Well I made the flight & hope that they do. I get my seat & watch the door, I see them come through & get stopped. 5 min of chatting then they make it too their seats. I'm out! Sweater at the window, emergency exit row, it's like polish first class. Please bring your seat to a full upright position, nice! I slept the whole flight. Get my shit & get the fuck out.

Walking out of the plane I notice the stewardess look at me a little strange as I exit the plane, whatever. Join the group at the gate & wonder what th e hell I missed because they are just loosing it! Smokey is dying & cant wait to tell me something. So apparently they got hammered, I mean super hammered! And if any of you know Carly she is definatly the ring leader & just takes it to the next level. So when they got on the plane the stewardess was giving them a little shit about them being drunk but let them on anyway. Then they made their first mistake by serving them alcohol I guess. From what I got Carly was washing her hands with Vodka, then puking in her seat, not literally on her seat but sitting there. Keep in mind that she is in the center of two people that she doesn't know. Well after a little bit of puking she makes it to the bathroom with a little help from Smokey. They were in the very first row, right behind 1st class, so they went through 1st to get to the closest bathroom. After a bit of puking, the stewardess tells them that they have to go to the bathrooms in the rear of the plane because the pilot could hear them.

Well some how they get to the back of the plane, Carly puking in a bag the whole way. She continues her puking in the bathroom, somehow takes off her shirt & continues puking then passes out on the floor of the bathroom. All I could think about was how lucky she was that Jack Venice wasn't there. Jack is my boy but he would of had a feild day with this! So the stewardess just closes the door completely and then does the most classic fucking thing ever & just tapes off the bathroom door saying it is out of order. So Carly just sleeps there in the bathroom, topless. Too funny. Smokey brings her his sweater, his cannibus cup sweater. She makes it back to her seat somehow. I can just imagine the looks as she strolls down the walk of shame back to her seat.

I'm not dogging Carly, I think this is just one of the funniest things I have heard about in a long time. Oh wait it gets better. I give her a ride back to Dereks house after getting our bags as long as she promises not to puke in the car. Well it's Sunday and as every fucking person in the world knows Sunday is Cheesecake night at the LA Direct house so no one is at the house. Carly asks if I can drop her at Cheesecake, sure are you kidding. We arrive, I double park my truck in front, grab her suitcase and lug this massive thing up the stairs in front of Cheesecake. Give Carly a hug and watch her walk into Cheesecake with her cannibus cup sweater with a little bit of puke drool down the front, her bed head, toting her big ass hooker suitcase & just not giving a flying fuck. This is why Carly Parker is FUCKING CLASSIC! All I could was smile as I walked away!

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Source: Shameless myspace