This isn't interesting but I ought to explain myself.

I have no association with the simp. I wanted to join the board and I called myself sonofsimp for two reasons: as a respectful tribute to the simp (et al) and his imaginative posts but mostly because it was a serial-killer reference/joke that gave me a chuckle each time I thought about it.

But having chosen that display name I very quickly discovered that I was going to come across as an annoying attention-whore, leeching off the simp's fine body of work and that my own posts would always be judged unfavourably by comparison. Making my first post in a four year-old thread was just the icing on the stupidity cake.

As you can see, I'm no son of simp. I'm going to let this ID die. My apologies to the real simp.