"It's a series of tubes!"

Welcome back my brother. How's it going?

[keep telling yourself: Theatre of the absurd. Theatre of the absurd. Theatre of the absurd. Theatre of the absurd. Theatre of the absurd. Theatre of the absurd.]

Glad to meet you, Mr. CumAllOverHer. May I call you CAOH?

CAOH is back! Very cool news indeed. Whatever happened with that vehicular manslaughter charge?!

Hello, Mr. Oppenheimer

I have become Death: The Destoyer of Worlds!!

Quah?

so what's going to happen to windsock?

I have to run out but someone should look up the post counts, sign up dates and run duration on Simp, CAOH and Windsock, respectively. There may be a pattern. This pattern could be used to determine if sonofsimp is the next chapter of xpt's favorite Buckeye or just another big moose cheap knock-off.

I need a bat computer- that's just the sort of deductive reasoning with which the Batcomputer excels.

sonofsimp smacks of cheap knockoff...

Simp
Post Count- 443
Sign Up Date- 4/26/03
Run Duration- 7/14/05(last regular post) about 2 years 3 months 4/29/06(stray post, about nine months between last regular post)

Cumalloverher

Post Count- 1719
Sign Up Date- 7-21-05(7 days after retiring Simp)
Run Durration- 8-26-06(last post) about 1 year and 1 month 2-3-07(stray post)

Windsock

Post Count- 812
Sign Up Date- 8/25/06(one day before retiring CAOH)
Run Durration- 2/3/07(last post, today), little bit over 5 months

Somebody form some hypothesis from this, if you can.

This isn't interesting but I ought to explain myself.

I have no association with the simp. I wanted to join the board and I called myself sonofsimp for two reasons: as a respectful tribute to the simp (et al) and his imaginative posts but mostly because it was a serial-killer reference/joke that gave me a chuckle each time I thought about it.

But having chosen that display name I very quickly discovered that I was going to come across as an annoying attention-whore, leeching off the simp's fine body of work and that my own posts would always be judged unfavourably by comparison. Making my first post in a four year-old thread was just the icing on the stupidity cake.

As you can see, I'm no son of simp. I'm going to let this ID die. My apologies to the real simp.

No problem- you can change your display name to anything you'd like. Thanks for clearing that up.

Not that he would listen to anything other than the voices in his head but just in case ...