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In this one, they made the girl, among other things, like her puke off the floor.



At what point did vomit become sexy? In porn, or in real life, puke is pretty much an instant wood kill. And making her lick it up just compounds the problem.

Where do you go next? On a steam train to Cleveland riding an Ikea mattress, with Ashley Blue directing?

If it has reached the point that it takes watching a girl eat her own vomit off of the carpet in order to get off, then it is time to reconnect to the real world of actual, y'know, sex. Like, where two people actually get each other off, rather than make each other sick?
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