You know how you can be sitting around with a bunch of friends and coming up with ridiculous ideas for porn, then some idiot says "Get an amputee and have him have sex with a bunch of broads" or "I'd have a midget doing all the fucking" or something equally stupid? There is always one guy who thinks this is funny and laughs his ass off at this notion while you ponder whether it's time to start hanging out with a new group of people.

Well, some jackass actually thought these ideas were good and put up the money to have the same group of whores get fucked by a midget, an amputee called Pedro and a loser that hands you a toothbrush and has you brush your teeth with cum. Talk about bad ideas. And if your thinking things can't get any worse, imagine the same group of harlots masquerading as arabs and you've got yourself the worst parody porn on the internet thusfar.

theamputee.com = garbage.

midgetcum.com = even more garbage

I wouldn't want to be anywhere near their mail room. Ever.

The arab site adds "Gauge" sun-tatt type issues to the "suspension of disbelief" - tattoos and string bikini tanlines.

A cum-swapping latin version of Cherish & Cali Marie [since Mia & Ava don't work together]

I believe that Rocco Siffredi made a scene where an amputee in a wheelchair had sex with a pornstar. I read about it but never say the scene nor do I know the name of the video he made. It was in the mid 90s; that I recall.

Hey, knock it off, GG. That's the future Mrs McCartney you're talking about.

BONUS - Stump Humping