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Welcome to XPT, but more importantly, welcome to pornography. I'd like to give you a few tips on navigating you way through XPT.

1. Never respond to private messages from someone named "Regen Senter." He'll want to do a "test shoot" which is no shoot.

2. When we say "whores," we mean it in the nicest way possible.

3. Check the camera for film if you're shooting with/for Stoney Curtis.

4. When Luke Ford asks you what you wanted to be when you grew up, answer, "a whore." This question is actually a coded message to you saying, "I'd like to be intimate with you, but my testicles only make sand now."

5. If a guy calling himself "Da Burglar" wants to interview you, answer as few questions as possible, or you may find a stoned guy in an Israeli-made wheelchair outside your door muttering about pizza boxes and Hillary Scott. If you wanna answer questions, go to JM Productions and ask some guy named Tony for a questionnaire.


Thanks for the welcome to XPT, as well as porn..(though I have been doing porn for awhile now)
Also, thanks for the heads up!! I'll be sure to heed your helpful and humorous advise!!
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