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#220115 - 02/01/07 06:56 PM
I try not to be hateful but she makes it difficult
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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TMFR WRITES IN HER JOURNAL AT WWW,CLUBTAYLORRAIN,COM:
LAST WEDNESDAY WAS MY TYPICAL WEDNESDAY. WENT TO IN AND OUT BURGER THEN WAS OFF TO THE POT STORE TO GIVE THE MANAGER SOME LUNCH AND BUY SOME HASH!!! THEN I WAS OFF TO A NAIL APPT., TANNING AND RIGHT AFTER THAT I WAS GOIN TO PCM TO PICK OUT NEW RIMS AND TIRES FOR MY NEW 2007 BMW 650I CONVERTIBLE..... RIGHT!!! JUST ANY OTHER EX PORNSTAR'S LIFE SO I'M CRUZIN DOWN VENTURA BLVD. GOIN TO MY NAIL APPOINTMENT AND IT WAS ABOUT 2:10PM. MY APPOINTMENT WAS FOR 2PM, LATE AS USUAL!!!
ANYWAYS CRUZIN ROCKIN OUT TO SOME 'RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE' AND I'M MAKING A LEFT INTO THE PARKING LOT AND I SAW A WHITE BENZO. THEN OUT OF NOWHERE THIS PIG ON A MOTORCYCLE PULLED OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND I HAD TO BREAK!!!
SO HE DECIDED TO PULL ME OVER BUT HE DIDNT PUT HIS LITES ON. JUST FOLLWED ME THREW THE PARKING LOT AND I'M STILL RAGING OUT!! AND I PULL RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY NAIL AND HAIR PLACE AND HE PULLED BEHIND ME AND IT WAS ALL OVER FROM THERE!!! BULLSHIT!!!
SO THE PIG COMES UP TO MY FRONT DOOR AND SAYS "MAM I NEED YOU TO TURN OFF YOUR MUSIC AND SEE YOUR DRIVER LICENSE, INSURANCE AND YOUR REGISTRATION."
I KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE CUZ HE WAS A PIG WITH BRACES, THINKING HE WAS A BAD ASS!!!
"YES OFFICA I DO WHATEVA YOU SAY"
SO I HAND HIM MY IDENTIFACTION CARD, INSURANCE AND THE REGISTRATION WAS IN THE WINDOW CUZ ITS ONLY 2 WEEKS OLD!!!
"MAM WHAT'S THIS? ID CARD? WHERE'S YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE?"
"OH... OH.... IT'S COMING IN THE MAIL. SHOULD BE HERE ANY DAY!! MY LAWYER TOTALLY TOOK CARE OF IT!"
"OK. STAY IN YOUR CAR!" HE SAID FIRMLY THROUGH HIS BRACES
I HEAR HIM GIVING MY NAME AND NUMBER TO DISPATCH. AND THEN I HEAR HER SAY SHE HAS 2 WARRANTS. ONE FOR NON-COMPLETION OF A DUI CLASS AND THE OTHER FOR SPEEDING IN SANTA BABRBARA ON A SUSPENED LICENSE!
THEN AFTER THAT HE SAID "OK I'M GOIN TO NEED A FLAT BED TOW TRUCK" SO I IMMEDIATELY CALLED MY LAWYER AND HE CAME OVER AND THAT DID NO GOOD!
THE PIG GAVE ME A TICKET FOR UNSAFE LEFT AND THE REASON HE TOOK MY CAR IS BECAUSE I LIED TO HIM. I KNOW IT WAS JUST CUZ THE BLACK GUY JUST WANTED TO BOTHER A LITTLE INNOCENT WHITE GIRL THAT HAD NOTHIN TO DO BUT TO BALL AROUND TOWN WITH THE TOP DOWN!!! BULLSHIT MAN!!!
HEY @ LEAST I WASNT SMOKIN A BIG FATTY IN THE CAR!!! I WAS FADED AS FUCK THOUGH!!!
ANYWAYS, SO MY LAWYER ADVISED ME TO FINALLY FIX MY PROBLEMS AND PAY THE FINES AND GO TO COURT! I SAID "OK I WILL GO BUT I'M GOIN TO HAVE TO SHOVE I BOTTLE OF ZANYS, THC AND SOME NICORETTE GUM UP MY PUSSY OR ASS SO LETS MAKE THIS A QUICK TRIP TO THE COURTHOUSE TOMORROW. BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY! IM ASSUMING THAT IT WOULD SUCK TO HAVE AN ANXIETY ATTACK IN JAIL!
MY LAWYER SAYS IM PARANIOD THAT I'M ALWAYS THINKIN I'M GOING TO JAIL, BUT LIKE I SAID BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY!!!! WISH ME GOOD LUCK!
IF YOU WANT YOU CAN VISIT ME IN JAIL OR YOU CAN PUT MONEY ON MY BOOKS! THAT WOULD BE HOT!
KEEP YA UPDATED!!!
P.S. GOT THE CAR BACK BUT I'M TOO SCARED TO DRIVE IT! SO I'M DRIVIN THE HOOPTY!!!
TMFR
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#220116 - 02/01/07 07:03 PM
Re: I try not to be hateful but she makes it difficult
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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KingQuote:
TMFR WRITES IN HER JOURNAL AT WWW,CLUBTAYLORRAIN,COM:
LAST WEDNESDAY WAS MY TYPICAL WEDNESDAY. WENT TO IN AND OUT BURGER THEN WAS OFF TO THE POT STORE TO GIVE THE MANAGER SOME LUNCH AND BUY SOME HASH!!! THEN I WAS OFF TO A NAIL APPT., TANNING AND RIGHT AFTER THAT I WAS GOIN TO PCM TO PICK OUT NEW RIMS AND TIRES FOR MY NEW 2007 BMW 650I CONVERTIBLE..... RIGHT!!! JUST ANY OTHER EX PORNSTAR'S LIFE SO I'M CRUZIN DOWN VENTURA BLVD. GOIN TO MY NAIL APPOINTMENT AND IT WAS ABOUT 2:10PM. MY APPOINTMENT WAS FOR 2PM, LATE AS USUAL!!!
ANYWAYS CRUZIN ROCKIN OUT TO SOME 'RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE' AND I'M MAKING A LEFT INTO THE PARKING LOT AND I SAW A WHITE BENZO. THEN OUT OF NOWHERE THIS PIG ON A MOTORCYCLE PULLED OUT IN FRONT OF ME AND I HAD TO BREAK!!!
SO HE DECIDED TO PULL ME OVER BUT HE DIDNT PUT HIS LITES ON. JUST FOLLWED ME THREW THE PARKING LOT AND I'M STILL RAGING OUT!! AND I PULL RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY NAIL AND HAIR PLACE AND HE PULLED BEHIND ME AND IT WAS ALL OVER FROM THERE!!! BULLSHIT!!!
SO THE PIG COMES UP TO MY FRONT DOOR AND SAYS "MAM I NEED YOU TO TURN OFF YOUR MUSIC AND SEE YOUR DRIVER LICENSE, INSURANCE AND YOUR REGISTRATION."
I KNEW I WAS IN TROUBLE CUZ HE WAS A PIG WITH BRACES, THINKING HE WAS A BAD ASS!!!
"YES OFFICA I DO WHATEVA YOU SAY"
SO I HAND HIM MY IDENTIFACTION CARD, INSURANCE AND THE REGISTRATION WAS IN THE WINDOW CUZ ITS ONLY 2 WEEKS OLD!!!
"MAM WHAT'S THIS? ID CARD? WHERE'S YOUR DRIVERS LICENSE?"
"OH... OH.... IT'S COMING IN THE MAIL. SHOULD BE HERE ANY DAY!! MY LAWYER TOTALLY TOOK CARE OF IT!"
"OK. STAY IN YOUR CAR!" HE SAID FIRMLY THROUGH HIS BRACES
I HEAR HIM GIVING MY NAME AND NUMBER TO DISPATCH. AND THEN I HEAR HER SAY SHE HAS 2 WARRANTS. ONE FOR NON-COMPLETION OF A DUI CLASS AND THE OTHER FOR SPEEDING IN SANTA BABRBARA ON A SUSPENED LICENSE!
THEN AFTER THAT HE SAID "OK I'M GOIN TO NEED A FLAT BED TOW TRUCK" SO I IMMEDIATELY CALLED MY LAWYER AND HE CAME OVER AND THAT DID NO GOOD!
THE PIG GAVE ME A TICKET FOR UNSAFE LEFT AND THE REASON HE TOOK MY CAR IS BECAUSE I LIED TO HIM. I KNOW IT WAS JUST CUZ THE BLACK GUY JUST WANTED TO BOTHER A LITTLE INNOCENT WHITE GIRL THAT HAD NOTHIN TO DO BUT TO BALL AROUND TOWN WITH THE TOP DOWN!!! BULLSHIT MAN!!!
HEY @ LEAST I WASNT SMOKIN A BIG FATTY IN THE CAR!!! I WAS FADED AS FUCK THOUGH!!!
ANYWAYS, SO MY LAWYER ADVISED ME TO FINALLY FIX MY PROBLEMS AND PAY THE FINES AND GO TO COURT! I SAID "OK I WILL GO BUT I'M GOIN TO HAVE TO SHOVE I BOTTLE OF ZANYS, THC AND SOME NICORETTE GUM UP MY PUSSY OR ASS SO LETS MAKE THIS A QUICK TRIP TO THE COURTHOUSE TOMORROW. BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY! IM ASSUMING THAT IT WOULD SUCK TO HAVE AN ANXIETY ATTACK IN JAIL!
MY LAWYER SAYS IM PARANIOD THAT I'M ALWAYS THINKIN I'M GOING TO JAIL, BUT LIKE I SAID BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY!!!! WISH ME GOOD LUCK!
IF YOU WANT YOU CAN VISIT ME IN JAIL OR YOU CAN PUT MONEY ON MY BOOKS! THAT WOULD BE HOT!
KEEP YA UPDATED!!!
P.S. GOT THE CAR BACK BUT I'M TOO SCARED TO DRIVE IT! SO I'M DRIVIN THE HOOPTY!!!
TMFR
So how does this make it any less likely that you wont speedbag Elabos nutsack with your tongue like Roy Jones Jr on A fight night 5 yrs ago ?
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#220119 - 02/01/07 07:36 PM
Re: I try not to be hateful but she makes it difficult
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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y'know, I really love pot, but the people who smoke it are a constant embarassment. Once you are no longer 17, it is no longer cool to boast about how much weed you smoke. Flick, drag, inhale, hold, exhale. Wow! That was really rebellious! You are so kewl!! Time to ramble incoherently about how much pot you smoke!
Maybe we can take up a collection and buy TMFR a new keyboard, one on which the Caps Lock key isn't permantly stuck?
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#220121 - 02/01/07 07:44 PM
Re: I try not to be hateful but she makes it diffi
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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The ALL CAPS typing style here just defends the theory that people who type in ALL CAPS are douches.
Taylor MF Rain
Kurt Lockwood
(there are others, I know, my brain just seems to be locking up on me tonight)
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#220123 - 02/01/07 08:03 PM
Re: I try not to be hateful but she makes it diffi
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Quote:
The ALL CAPS typing style here just defends the theory that people who type in ALL CAPS are douches.
Taylor MF Rain
Kurt Lockwood
(there are others, I know, my brain just seems to be locking up on me tonight)
EVAN SEINFELD!!!!
That poor dog Bandit has to be the biggest canine junkie ever, sitting around in her crack and pot haze-filled hovel. Rapid euthanization is more fun than living with this chair-shitting tweaker. 
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#220125 - 02/01/07 10:34 PM
Re: I try not to be hateful but she makes it difficult
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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Wow, you really are fucking lame. What the fuck does this have to do with anything? It doesn't matter what you post or how hard you try everything you contribute here sucks. Go bother someone else.
Thank you, sir.
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#220129 - 02/02/07 04:12 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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I think that's Rodney Moore's cock she's sucking. Can't remember the name of the movie.
Supposedly it's from We Swallow 10.
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#220134 - 02/02/07 02:14 PM
Re: I try not to be hateful but she makes it difficult
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/05
Posts: 329
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TMFR WRITES IN HER JOURNAL AT WWW,CLUBTAYLORRAIN,COM:
H I SAID "OK I WILL GO BUT I'M GOIN TO HAVE TO SHOVE I BOTTLE OF ZANYS, THC AND SOME NICORETTE GUM UP MY PUSSY OR ASS SO LETS MAKE THIS A QUICK TRIP TO THE COURTHOUSE TOMORROW.
TMFR
LOL, she's a real class act isn't she 
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#220137 - 02/02/07 04:55 PM
Re: I try not to be hateful but she makes it difficult
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Yeah, you're still really lame. I don't want to ban you. The board needs a whipping boy and you contribute so little with posts that are so pointless you actually whip yourself. The more you say the bigger idiot you prove yourself to be, nice work.
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#220139 - 02/02/07 05:21 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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When I first called this guy out, I immediately had some regret. I thought perhaps he was an old friend's dupe account here on a mission to clean things up, cage style. This is clearly not the case. "Lou" must have sucked in his first incarnation here, and continues to do so. No one is rockin' your style "Lou", and you're well on your way to washing out, again.
Congrats, you have attained the rank of porn board nobody.
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#220141 - 02/02/07 05:38 PM
Re: I try not to be hateful but she makes it difficult
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Your fingers are typing away but you're still not saying anything, "Lou". It's not too late to scrap this "Lou" front and come back as who you were. The joke would be on me, I'd own it. But I don't think you will, because you've got nothing.
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#220143 - 02/02/07 05:51 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
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^legendary...
deal with it cunts!!
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#220146 - 02/02/07 07:03 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Just sayin...
Have you limpdicks noticed that there isn't any 5 of you that I cant dickwhip and send on their way?
Remember when you all thought you were smarter than me??
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#220147 - 02/02/07 07:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#220148 - 02/02/07 07:11 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Don't take it too hard, lil' bicha. To your credit, you're very entertaining tonight. Like a clown. Now go get the rubber chicken and dance to some Zappa, veado.
I said dance!
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#220150 - 02/02/07 07:28 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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^The Best You've Seen...
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#220151 - 02/02/07 07:30 PM
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#220157 - 02/02/07 10:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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Interesting Taylor Rain quote: "I got kicked out [of the apartment building where she lived next to Scott Fayner]. There was feces and high male traffic throughout my house. All eleven other tenants were like, we want her out of here. They thought prostitution was going down, which never happened." 
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#220158 - 02/02/07 10:38 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
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Taylor Rain is your mother.
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#220160 - 02/02/07 10:50 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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so?
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#220163 - 02/03/07 10:15 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
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I've heard Fayner writes all of Taylor's posts, but this does sound like it's coming straight from her mouth. I'll never forget when she was 2 hours late to our set, and when we called her to find out where she was, she was pissed that we'd woken her up. Good performer, though.
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