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#219918 - 01/31/07 07:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/29/03
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At least Dave doesn't look so strung out in this pic.
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#219920 - 01/31/07 08:38 AM
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Registered: 04/21/04
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them some ugly newlywed. a nigga aint seen that kinda disaster since my nigga Jerome and his wifey laquiesha got they knots tied.
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#219921 - 01/31/07 08:54 AM
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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Dave Naz used to head the Chemical People...a fun punk rock band that had porn stars on their album covers and had a hot song called "those young girls"...with wonderful "vocals" by missus' Lords and Canyon. Gratz to all!!! 
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#219922 - 01/31/07 09:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Dave Naz used to head the Chemical People...a fun punk rock band that had porn stars on their album covers and had a hot song called "those young girls"...with wonderful "vocals" by missus' Lords and Canyon.
Gratz to all!!!
no shit? that's fuckin' kool! i knew he had a band, before..
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#219924 - 01/31/07 01:18 PM
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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monster avitar give a nigga the heebeegeebees.
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#219927 - 01/31/07 01:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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They probably had a quick wedding to avoid well-wishers showering them with cum as they left the church. As is traditional in porn weddings.
(I should add that I saw no evidence of this at Marcus London's wedding in Vegas, but it prolly happened. Prolly)
Edited by Conky (01/31/07 01:36 PM)
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#219928 - 01/31/07 01:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Are you sure it's not da herpe-werpies, playa? Quote:
monster avitar give a nigga the heebeegeebees.
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#219933 - 01/31/07 06:26 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
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She'd be a butterface, except that the rest of her isn't much to look at, either. Putting her behind the camera was a good idea in more ways than one.
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#219934 - 01/31/07 07:05 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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So The Naz is related to Andrew Luster, the other Max Factor heir who skipped off to Mexico after being sentenced to a century in the pokey for rape? The dude who Dog Chapman brought back?
Does this means Ashley gets the yellow couch if Dave dies?
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#219935 - 01/31/07 07:05 PM
Re: Asley Blue married!
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 06/03/05
Posts: 429
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I hope this doesnt put a damper on Ash's porn career, but I have a feeling she wont be as active as she was or she'll mellow. Say it aint so...
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#219941 - 01/31/07 10:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/09/04
Posts: 277
Loc: LA
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He looks like an Asian tourist that's very very lost. He was probably just trying to find the tram they just finished (in Vegas).
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#219942 - 01/31/07 10:11 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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i am pretty sure the lady in red in the back plays the Casiotoneâ„¢
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#219945 - 02/01/07 09:35 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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Smart move Ashley, counting on that Max Faktor  inheritance once Girlvert's asshole finally pink socks out. Dave is a great photog, but the Chemical People pretty much sucked besides covering the Black Throat intro.
How is he as a director?
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#219947 - 02/01/07 12:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I like Ashley. She's like a stealth wife. No, she's not conventionally 'stunning', which means your buddies won't give her a second look. But get her into a bedroom, and woah momma!
The perfect wife. Whore in the kitchen, whore in the bedroom. Good luck to the pair of them, in this twisted, fucked up world we call porn.
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#219949 - 02/01/07 02:07 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
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This is the real question on a lot of our minds.
If she does retire, then they should, at least, shoot one last, final, definite end to the Girlvert series.
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#219950 - 02/01/07 03:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Whore in the kitchen
Will she try and feed any of those bukkake omlettes to Naz if they're having a spat?
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#219951 - 02/01/07 03:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Hell, I'd say YES. I've accused my wife of trying to feed me cat food after arguments over the years. She claimed it was tuna. I had very shiny hair for the rest of the week, so I'm not so sure.
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#219952 - 02/01/07 03:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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The happy couple is honeymooning in Katja Kassin's ass.
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#219953 - 02/01/07 06:19 PM
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#219954 - 02/02/07 02:01 AM
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Registered: 10/21/05
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This is the real question on a lot of our minds.
If she does retire, then they should, at least, shoot one last, final, definite end to the Girlvert series.
If Ashley were to retire, I'd suggest Jeff drafts in Lolly Badcock as her replacement on Girlvert. 
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#219955 - 02/02/07 09:15 AM
Re: Asley Blue married!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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This is the real question on a lot of our minds.
If she does retire, then they should, at least, shoot one last, final, definite end to the Girlvert series.
If Ashley were to retire, I'd suggest Jeff drafts in Lolly Badcock as her replacement on Girlvert.
One problem.....she's about 100 times more attractive than Ghastley Blue.
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#219956 - 02/02/07 12:40 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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This is the real question on a lot of our minds.
If she does retire, then they should, at least, shoot one last, final, definite end to the Girlvert series.
If Ashley were to retire, I'd suggest Jeff drafts in Lolly Badcock as her replacement on Girlvert.
One problem.....she's about 100 times more attractive than Ghastley Blue.
Don't let the glamour girl looks fool you...she's also about 100 times nastier too, with a definite gift for dirty talk and agressive girl/girl scenes.
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#219957 - 02/02/07 12:51 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/10/06
Posts: 1487
Loc: NYC
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Don't let the glamour girl looks fool you...she's also about 100 times nastier too, with a definite gift for dirty talk and agressive girl/girl scenes.
I completely agree. She's dirty as hell and would be a much bigger name if she worked over here more.
BTW, she's in our February 07 issue. We're also running a contest with her soon. She hasn't sent me the package yet. We'll see what she comes up with.... 
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#219958 - 02/02/07 12:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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She just went through knee surgery, didn't she?
She also has pussy lips like sides of beef, but I agree with DanG: first class pervert and she destroys chicks.
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#219964 - 05/11/07 11:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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#219966 - 05/11/07 01:06 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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Must.....feed.....so....hungry.....mmmmmmm......
She'll look like Roseanne Barr circa 1988 in about three years.
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#219971 - 05/11/07 09:18 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/28/05
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They actually gave the wisdom teeth back to her? How come I didn't mine when all fucking 4 extracted teeth were pulled? To think of all the dough the tooth fairy would've left me...
I got my 4 when they were yanked out.. and I had to drive myself home afterwards
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#219973 - 05/12/07 04:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Great title Gene.
Ashley Blue's Husband Profiled in LA Weekly
"One of the most disturbing images to appear on the Internet this year may have been Dave Naz’s snapshot of his girlfriend, Orianna Small, still groggy from anesthesia, with her freshly extracted wisdom teeth arranged into a loose mound on her lolling, half-extended tongue. Naz is an erotic photographer best known for his books Legs and Fresh: Girls of Seduction, and Small is famous in some circles as perversion-friendly porn star and director Ashley Blue."
Wait. What?
Is it me, or did the LA Weekly just name-bomb Ashley by her legal person?
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#219974 - 05/12/07 04:23 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Is it me, or did the LA Weekly just name-bomb Ashley by her legal person?
She doesnt care. Dave "name-bombs" her all the time on his blog. Not to mention she posted a copy of her restraining order to her ex with her full legal name online a while back. The cat's been out of the bag.
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#219975 - 05/12/07 04:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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If The Fatman's PC was working, he'd be jerking himself into a frenzy. Porn chick + food = messy.
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#219976 - 05/12/07 05:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Porn chick + food = messy.
And then there are those who eat like birds because they don't want to interupt their cocaine diet.
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I don't know about the impromptu weddings though - They're so much cheaper and without all the hassle but my sister got married without telling any of us and I remember my mum and aunts etc were really upset. You can always have another wedding or reception for all the family later on though - the wedding IS meant to be all about you after all! 
Maybe this why those two did such a random thing on holiday. 
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