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#219816 - 01/30/07 12:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Hmm. I think he needs a Nick Manning-style catch phrase to truly cap a scene off.
You guys actually have the volume turned up when you watch porn? Shit, the minute the whores started with the OTT 'gluck gluck', I hit the mute button.
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#219818 - 01/30/07 12:53 PM
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Registered: 09/11/06
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At least the Droppin Fuckin Loads guy only ruins the money shot, not the whole scene. I'm not sure who the stunt cock is in Jessica Sweet's scene from Beverly Hills Dolls ( http://www.cduniverse.com/productinfo.asp?pid=6733088 ), but he sets an all-time record for wrecking an entire scene by never shutting the fuck up. "Whoah, whoah, whoah, what the fuck? whoah whoah whoah, what the fuck?". Plus he keeps having to pull out to stop from cumming, also accompanied by "whoah whoah whoah, watch out whoah whoah whoah!" I saw an Eve Lawrence scene in which he did the same shit, including having to pull out every 30 seconds and smack his dick to keep it from shooting. And it isn't even him talking dirty to the talent, just making noise the entire fucking scene.
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#219819 - 01/30/07 12:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Imagine a dp with Lexington Steele and Nick Maning? They'll blow out the audio.
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#219820 - 01/30/07 01:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Imagine a dp with Lexington Steele and Nick Maning? They'll blow out the audio.
Damnit that is hilarious! 
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#219823 - 01/30/07 01:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Okay, who's a video whizz here? I vote someone creates a clip for YouTube where male porners grunts or yells are substituted for well-known cartoon characters.
Lex = Woody Woodpecker
Nick Manning = HeMan
Kurt = Betty Boop
I welcome other suggestions...
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#219824 - 01/30/07 01:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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I remember an older scene with Lex some other black guy and Rita Faltoyano. When Lex starts screaming and going nuts cause he's gonna bust Rita gets this worried look on her face like he hurt himself or he's having a heart attack or something. You can see her looking at the camera guy or director or someone off screen because she doesn't know what the hell is going on. Her expressions and reactions to Lex yelling like a goon were pretty funny.
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#219827 - 01/30/07 02:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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I posted this before I am sure, but I remember seeing a lex scene with pre-krispy-kreme-krisis Jewel De'Nyle and lex pops and simply roars/hisses "Ahhhhhh feeeelllls Goooooddd!" I fuckin wanted to crack his huge black head with a Croquet Mallet.
Lex has been high on life and porn eversince he stole Monkey's mail box (or blew it up or shot a load in it, I forget....)
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#219829 - 01/30/07 03:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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At least he's not Wesley Pipes. Or that other black dude who talks in some sort of mangled French sounding gibberish when he's blowing his load.
Jean-Claude Batiste 
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#219830 - 01/30/07 06:36 PM
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Registered: 01/14/07
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Imagine a dp with Lexington Steele and Nick Maning? They'll blow out the audio.
They are so distracting they should just fuck each other without the girl and let Falcon Studio take it from there.
Now there's an idea! Seriously though, I wish I had an audio clip of what Lex sounds like, for anyone who hasn't heard him. He literally starts yelling like he just snapped his dick or something, it's so over the top it's ridiculous.
I know, he screams like a banshee. Funny thing is that the guy takes himself totally seriously. In an interview once he held forth at length about how it's the male performers' task to make the scene hot. Somebody remind Lex about this:
Rule #6
No one rents porn to see the guys, so male talent, shut the fuck up, stay as much out of the frame as you can and just fuck the whore.
Words for the male porn star to live by. 
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#219831 - 01/30/07 07:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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...but he sets an all-time record for wrecking an entire scene by never shutting the fuck up.
"Whoah, whoah, whoah, what the fuck? whoah whoah whoah, what the fuck?". Plus he keeps having to pull out to stop from cumming, also accompanied by "whoah whoah whoah, watch out whoah whoah whoah!"
If you think he's bad, try making it through the entire Daddy's Worst Nightmare series with that big-mouthed spook Richard Mann and his brotha Boz.
I like the MUTE idea, I'd never thought about using it since I like the dirty talk some whores bring to the table.
Zen, you mean Lex was an actual XPT degenerate? Wow.
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#219832 - 01/30/07 08:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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"Whoah, whoah, whoah, what the fuck? whoah whoah whoah, what the fuck?". Plus he keeps having to pull out to stop from cumming, also accompanied by "whoah whoah whoah, watch out whoah whoah whoah!"
You replace the "Whoah" with "WOW" and you got Eric Everhard.
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