"I hung out with Tawny and her [six week old] baby. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen," says Mary (audio), speaking by phone at 1:20 p.m Feb. 5. "We go out. Tawny's drinking alongside me. Then we go home and watching her intoxicated carrying the baby around, it was humorous. She hasn't changed. She looks good too. You've never seen somebody pop a baby out and have no stretch marks. A perfect stomach. The only thing she has is a really big butt now. It looks good. She was doing two hours of cardio up until her water broke."

"She was supposed to get married March 17. Then she took off to Florida because she couldn't stand the guy anymore. She wanted her freedom. I think that when she partied with me, she remembered all the stuff she's missing in life and she wants to party again."

"I was on Howard Stern Wednesday. I was scared he was going to call me fat. I live on macaroni and cheese. I'm not good at cooking it. I'm used to people making it for me."

"The guy Jared I was dating, he went back to Germany Tuesday. He wants me to come over. I don't know if I have time."

"Howard Stern asked me if I still hang out with Kendra and Chyna. I said not Chyna, she's too crazy for me. And Kendra's always with her boyfriend [Lucas]."