Just when you thought Mariah...errrrr....Mary Carey might take some time to settle down and work on her image, as she intoned to Duke Floored, here she puts on another stunning display of Platonic stupid-ness. Tonight's rant started after Scott Baio dissed her for a photo op. Never mind that Chachi, and probably his buddy Willie Ames have more bank and 15 fewer STD's than Gary-Coleman-Beat-Me Carey. The rant then morphs into some lazy eyed hand gestures and talk of a rap album. I can't wait to hear the new title track to this...

[cue "The Human Beat Box"]
My name is Mary, my head is airy,
My tits are fake and my face is scary.
I'll drink at the bar, I'll drink at the store,
I drink to forget I'm a washed up porn whore.
I'mmm fucked uuppppp...I love Xanax...[falls asleep, end of song]

After that the rant is just gurgles and nonsense...


http://x17online.com/celebrities/mary_carey/mary_carey_still_not_done_talking.php

It's all our fault for creating a celebrity culture. America's beloved porn journalist says so.

Uh-huh.

Nothing at all to do with drunken attention whores. It's not them, it's us. The public. All our fault. And this, from Gram, a man who makes his money as a gossip monger. Loving the irony, Mr Poonanie:

"Have no doubt that Mary Carey is no Meredith Vieira - or even Ann Coulter - when expressing her views on camera. But that people feel the need to waste their time pointing out the obvious after posts like this one makes me wonder who she has hurt, and/or if her detractors could be expected to do any better if faced with a similar situation."

That's right! You are all bad and I am good! Yay!!!

Ponante is lurking on xpt right now- he must have noticed the traffic from your link.

You are so right, Gram. So right. And you're tall, too. Do you own a lot of corduroy?

We could do with a new Luke. His leather jacket's getting old. Do you have anything a geography teacher might wear? You'll fit right in.

Wait a minute - how is it lurking if my name is up there? I am not familiar with your ways.

No, you need the old Luke, more than you know. I also own no corduroy because I tend to burst into flame.

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makes me wonder who she has hurt, and/or if her detractors could be expected to do any better if faced with a similar situation."

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I. She wants to be taken "seriously." I use that in the loosest possible construction. If so, why is she portraying herself, either intentionally or pharmacologically, as a total whackjob? That's fascinating stuff to watch and lampoon.

II. I am fully...fully confident that, when confronted with the Gram Ponante camera and tape recorder of doom, I would not start staring crosseyed into your camera, waving my hands in the air, grabbing the first random person I see and start making out. If I want to get that fucked up, I'll have a house party. And hey, I bet you $1.85 she took that dude home and fucked him silly without asking for an AIM test.

This chick is a total drama momma. Why is she still alive?

To answer Willie's original question...No, never.

"Mmmariahh Careyyy...burp...eatthis, biatch...".
Beautiful, just beautiful! Only in America!!!

Yea I am listening to her on stern right now and she seems pretty fucked up...not to mention her incoherent ramblings...but she may do that sober...

Will someone please gut this pig already?

"I hung out with Tawny and her [six week old] baby. It was the funniest thing I've ever seen," says Mary (audio), speaking by phone at 1:20 p.m Feb. 5. "We go out. Tawny's drinking alongside me. Then we go home and watching her intoxicated carrying the baby around, it was humorous. She hasn't changed. She looks good too. You've never seen somebody pop a baby out and have no stretch marks. A perfect stomach. The only thing she has is a really big butt now. It looks good. She was doing two hours of cardio up until her water broke."

"She was supposed to get married March 17. Then she took off to Florida because she couldn't stand the guy anymore. She wanted her freedom. I think that when she partied with me, she remembered all the stuff she's missing in life and she wants to party again."

"I was on Howard Stern Wednesday. I was scared he was going to call me fat. I live on macaroni and cheese. I'm not good at cooking it. I'm used to people making it for me."

"The guy Jared I was dating, he went back to Germany Tuesday. He wants me to come over. I don't know if I have time."

"Howard Stern asked me if I still hang out with Kendra and Chyna. I said not Chyna, she's too crazy for me. And Kendra's always with her boyfriend [Lucas]."

I fear it may be too late for that child. Can anyone tie tubes?

She flips around the baby while drunk but did 2hr of "cardio" while pregnant with the sole aim of preserving her bod.



I wish you needed a license to have a kid. Be mental, fiscally and emotionally first!! I know it would be the end of porn and army volunteers, but maybe it is best.

I'm a huge fan of Tawny's, but if what Mary Carey says is true (and this is a BIG if), then I'm through supporting her as a customer buying product she appears in. She seems to have totally flipped out since Rick dumped her, and is in need of a Major Intervention by whatever family or true friends (NOT Mary) she may still have.

But, like I said: Mary has been known to create "drama" where none exists. For the kid, I hope this is the case.

Mary oughta save her drama for her mama.