Just when you thought Mariah...errrrr....Mary Carey might take some time to settle down and work on her image, as she intoned to Duke Floored, here she puts on another stunning display of Platonic stupid-ness. Tonight's rant started after Scott Baio dissed her for a photo op. Never mind that Chachi, and probably his buddy Willie Ames have more bank and 15 fewer STD's than Gary-Coleman-Beat-Me Carey. The rant then morphs into some lazy eyed hand gestures and talk of a rap album. I can't wait to hear the new title track to this...

[cue "The Human Beat Box"]
My name is Mary, my head is airy,
My tits are fake and my face is scary.
I'll drink at the bar, I'll drink at the store,
I drink to forget I'm a washed up porn whore.
I'mmm fucked uuppppp...I love Xanax...[falls asleep, end of song]

After that the rant is just gurgles and nonsense...


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