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#219432 - 01/27/07 08:11 PM
Mennoite Mayhem
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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http://www.mennonitemayhem.com/"Hey there, my name is Emily! Allow me introduce myself. I was born into a Mennonite family in Lancaster, and raised in the plain ways of my community. It was all I ever knew, until I turned 18 and started paying more attention to the people driving past in their cars on their way to parts unknown to me. There was more out there than plain clothes, bonnets, and tending to household and farm chores. One day I met a boy from outside the community, who just happened to be helping my father out on the farm, and soon found myself sneaking out most nights to meet up with him. He introduced me to so many wonderful things, including sex. It’s become my weakness! From there it was a downward spiral as I craved sex 24/7, and became a real Mennonite rebel. When my parents found out, I was shunned by my church, my community and my family. So, I left the family farm to make my way in the big bad world on my own. I went wild discovering my true self, and seeing what life was really like. The boy introduced me to some people that do websites, and thought I had a lot of potential, so I let them take some pictures. I was shocked at how much it turned me on to be photographed (something my people looked down on). This is a hardcore mennonite amish porn site full of amish porn . ♥ ♥ Emily"
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#219433 - 01/27/07 08:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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For those who might not have known: Amish kids are allowed to be VERY VERY WILD to see if they want to remain with the community. It's called "Rumspringa" and many do drug and have wild pre-marital sex. It's a free will religious issue. No one is forced to stay. You do lose all contact with the community if you choose not to return, but any who leave during this period are often allowed back later if they agree to live the life going forward. But, once you choose to stay and you fuck up, you're OUT! A quick article for reference, if interested: Rumspringa Never heard of "Rumspringer" being on meth and going into porn, but "technically", it would be "ok".
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#219435 - 01/27/07 09:33 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
Posts: 1166
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an amish chick has always been on my "to do" list.
the only caveat is that she HAS to get pregnant.... just to make it even more wrong.
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#219436 - 01/27/07 10:10 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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hahahaa
i grew up in pennsylvania..
there were a lot of amish and mennonite communities around where i lived and my grandma would always tell me not to buy the bread and crap that they were selling on the side of the road cause they dont have good hygene...
so i have always been turned off by amish...
but that site looks funny
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#219438 - 01/28/07 02:24 AM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5216
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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no worse than a topanga hippie-chick.
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#219440 - 01/28/07 05:51 AM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Amish people are insanely clean and prepare the food so pure- free from additives or chemicals.
Very true; however, there are plenty of yinzers from Pittsburgh who bear a peculiar aroma, to put it politely.
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#219443 - 01/28/07 10:23 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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for an amazing look at Rumspringa when Amish teens go wild check out "Devil's Playground" a documentary about a son of Amish clergy selling meth in the heartland torn on whether to rejoin his family and give up all the wonders of the modern world; like meth and hip hop. There is a great scene with a giant rave in which Amish wild childs from neighboring counties let loose. The amish dudes dress like wiggas and the girls still wear traditional clothing so it is an bizarre juxtaposition. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0293088/Amish whore doing the electric slide with a robot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-8hBckoLI8 
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#219446 - 01/29/07 08:54 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
Posts: 467
Loc: in a place where I can kill u ...
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hmmm..i believe you that it tastes good, but i am not about to try it..
my grandma scared me off from trying amish delights...
i am gonna look out for that movie though....i wanna see the amish kids at a rave...i love raves
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