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Holly Randall gave me the will to live after I watched her eat sausages on a sunny day in July


Still waiting on that personal info Monkey

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Ok heres my details for you burg after reading the quote above

mr creeped the fuck out
15 showers needed to feel clean again
you never have a shot with holly, ca
90210

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Now come on Monkey, serious the fuck up and give me good info...You really dont want to miss out on this Bed, I am serious...I really REALLY want to give it to you, the thought of you smooshed like a taco (sadly) give me more of a boner at this point than even the above referenced Holly Sausage Consumption.

And wrong, I did have a shot with Holly until she found out that I am only partially crippled and have significant use of my lower limbs...the sympathy fuck angle crashed and burned shortly after Holly saw me actually stand up to order us coffee. Up to that point, I was like a wounded, abused-yet-highly intelligent and entertaining puppy that she wanted to take home and nurse back to health (and by the way Darth, her boobs are fucking perfect, for nursing/fondling/fucking/etc you shithead). Holly has absolute standards when it comes to who she will dole out sympathy (and sex) too, she is a warm kind-hearted soul but strict in certain areas. And before anyone mentions Luke, Holly has made it clear she was regretably intoxicated for much of that whole period, but even in Luke's case, it was clearly a case of sympathy sex. Ergo, it is not my fault I happen to be better looking than Luke, wheels, axels et al so thats another strike against any sympathy sex coming my way...but i know she still loves me in the platonic sense, so your statement above is Yet another case of Monkey attempting a fait accompli by simply stating his opinion as fact and leaving it at that...still, I am glad you are back. I dont expect you to admit at this point that I have as much meaning to XPT now as you do, but without worthy opponents and foils, you would be nothing but another dildo up lockwood's ass.

Great Rivalries in time:

Patton vs Rommel
Grant vs Lee
Caesar vs Gauls
Penicillin vs Germs
monkey vs Burglar

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hmm I stopped after the first paragraph then skipped to the bottom and saw monkey v daburg as greatest xpt rivalries. I think you are probably 8th or 9th list, sammura, padova, swami, jrv, gypsy,etc,etc,etc rank above.

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