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#218951 - 01/24/07 02:19 PM Kelly Osbourne nude? Thanks - No.
TMonty Internet Tough Guy Registered: 09/05/06 Posts: 769	SOURCE Kelly Osbourne rejected by Playboy Kelly Osbourne is unlikely to be appearing in Playboy any time soon after its owner made a public statement rejecting her. The 22-year-old curvaceous daughter of Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne recently said that she would like to appear in the infamous magazine. But in an interview with Closer magazine silver-haired Lothario Hugh Hefner said that it was unlikely to happen. "I can't see it happening somehow - we don't airbrush to that extent," he said. It's likely that Kelly will be used to such comments however as she recently complained that anyone over a size four in Hollywood raises eyebrows. "I was never called fat or different until I went to LA. I don't want to go somewhere I'm constantly judged. When I appear on a magazine cover there they give me a fake tan and brush out my love handles and my tattoos to make me more socially acceptable," she told the Sun newspaper. One person who Hugh would seemingly love to have in his magazine however is Victoria Beckham. Upon hearing that the former Spice Girl and her footballer husband David were moving to LA he reportedly said that they were both "beautiful" and that Becks in particular would be welcome at his Playboy mansion. _________________________ ~ Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one must be silent ~
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#218952 - 01/24/07 02:30 PM Re: Kelly Osbourne nude? Thanks - No.
Pussy is good food AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/19/07 Posts: 465	"I can't see it happening somehow - we don't airbrush to that extent," Hef said. I can see mama Osbourne going up to the mansion and kicking the living shit out of old Hef. She's one tough old bitch. _________________________ Sharon Mitchell said. "This is a population, you tell them to do something, and they won't do anything."We're not in the real world, we're in the world of porn."
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#218953 - 01/24/07 03:38 PM Re: Kelly Osbourne nude? Thanks - No.
Big Calm Gay For Pay Registered: 10/04/05 Posts: 900 Loc: Dallas, TX	Dude has Mariah Carey in the bullpen for next months Music Issue. She'll close like Gossage
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#218954 - 01/24/07 03:43 PM Re: Kelly Osbourne nude? Thanks - No.
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Good call on Hef's part, Kelly Osbourne is repellant. It's good to be the king.... _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#218955 - 01/24/07 03:50 PM Re: Kelly Osbourne nude? Thanks - No.
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Do we really wanna see this nude... But she does have some tig ole bitties on her... _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#218956 - 01/24/07 04:06 PM Re: Kelly Osbourne nude? Thanks - No.
Pussy is good food AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/19/07 Posts: 465	Ya know, I think Hef's been dead about 15 years and somehow they've been able to bring him back to life through some sort of medical miracle of all new plumbing. This guy's pushing 80 and I don't know how he shouldn't have a heart attack everytime he drops a Viagra and attempts to pound these horny 22 year olds. Just think about, how can the guy keep pressing on if these little whores are always jockeying for position with the man. How many live there, 10-15??? That's enough to keep 10 guys fucking 3-4 a day. It would just wear on you after a while.....Thoughts? _________________________ Sharon Mitchell said. "This is a population, you tell them to do something, and they won't do anything."We're not in the real world, we're in the world of porn."
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#218957 - 01/24/07 04:14 PM Re: Kelly Osbourne nude? Thanks - No.
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: Ya know, I think Hef's been dead about 15 years and somehow they've been able to bring him back to life through some sort of medical miracle of all new plumbing. This guy's pushing 80 and I don't know how he shouldn't have a heart attack everytime he drops a Viagra and attempts to pound these horny 22 year olds. Just think about, how can the guy keep pressing on if these little whores are always jockeying for position with the man. How many live there, 10-15??? That's enough to keep 10 guys fucking 3-4 a day. It would just wear on you after a while.....Thoughts? You gotta love the guy though, he worked hard, and built an empire. Now he's semi-retired and currently dating several gorgeous women. Who knows, it might get old after a while...unfortunately I don't have the priviledge of that knowledge, lol. What a way to go.... _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#218958 - 01/24/07 04:20 PM Re: Kelly Osbourne nude? Thanks - No.
Pussy is good food AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/19/07 Posts: 465	Quote: Quote: Ya know, I think Hef's been dead about 15 years and somehow they've been able to bring him back to life through some sort of medical miracle of all new plumbing. This guy's pushing 80 and I don't know how he shouldn't have a heart attack everytime he drops a Viagra and attempts to pound these horny 22 year olds. Just think about, how can the guy keep pressing on if these little whores are always jockeying for position with the man. How many live there, 10-15??? That's enough to keep 10 guys fucking 3-4 a day. It would just wear on you after a while.....Thoughts? You gotta love the guy though, he worked hard, and built an empire. Now he's semi-retired and currently dating several gorgeous women. Who knows, it might get old after a while...unfortunately I don't have the priviledge of that knowledge, lol. What a way to go.... yeah, not a care in the world. Number 1 daughter running the company, bet all he does is look at the quarterly financial statement before it goes out. The rest of the days is spent counting the beauty marks on his harem. Fuck, looking good in the neighborhood... _________________________ Sharon Mitchell said. "This is a population, you tell them to do something, and they won't do anything."We're not in the real world, we're in the world of porn."
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#218959 - 01/26/07 11:16 PM Re: Kelly Osbourne nude? Thanks - No.
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Off to the porn gallows, with yew! Attachments 209148-kelly_osbourne04.gif (13 downloads) _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#218960 - 01/27/07 04:40 AM Re: Kelly Osbourne nude? Thanks - No.
Calvin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 09/11/06 Posts: 481	_________________________ [The movie business] is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There is also a negative side. - Hunter S. Thompson
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