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#218821 - 01/23/07 12:30 PM ill bring the nails.....
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html

Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

By EMILY SMITH
US Editor
January 23, 2007

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TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.
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#218822 - 01/23/07 12:57 PM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,4-2007030603,00.html

Cruise 'is Christ' of Scientology

By EMILY SMITH
US Editor
January 23, 2007

COMMENT ON THIS STORY


TOM Cruise is the new “Christ” of Scientology, according to leaders of the cult-like religion.

The Mission: Impossible star has been told he has been “chosen” to spread the word of his faith throughout the world.

And leader David Miscavige believes that in future, Cruise, 44, will be worshipped like Jesus for his work to raise awareness of the religion.

A source close to the actor, who has risen to one of the church’s top levels, said: “Tom has been told he is Scientology’s Christ-like figure.

“Like Christ, he’s been criticised for his views. But future generations will realise he was right.”

Cruise joined the Church of Scientology in the ’80s. Leader L Ron Hubbard claimed humans bear traces of an ancient alien civilisation.




Your subject line says it all man.... Cruise must be stopped.

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#218823 - 01/23/07 01:07 PM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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I'm just happy Cruise isn't a Jew.

I've got Madonna to deal with ....

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#218824 - 01/23/07 02:22 PM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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#218825 - 01/23/07 03:18 PM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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LOL, at the buttplug. A girl i know had a Lindsey Lohan one made.

fatman,
your as happy he isn't a Jew, as I am he isn't Italian... unfortunately we both have Madonna, though you have her less, shes not really a Jew, she just practices Kabbalah (Qabalah).
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#218826 - 01/23/07 03:39 PM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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fatman,
your as happy he isn't a Jew, as I am he isn't Italian... unfortunately we both have Madonna, though you have her less, shes not really a Jew, she just practices Kabbalah (Qabalah).




While I could not agree more, she doesn't always see it that way ... and neither does the media. They refer to it as a "branch of Judaism" - so do many internet sites.

There is a tradition that one should not study Kabbalah until one is grounded in Tenach(Bible)/Talmud and mature enough to deal with its concepts. In my mind I haven't reached the level to study it. Kudos to Madonna if she has.
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#218827 - 01/23/07 03:42 PM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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Does Jewish tradition say anything about stealing little black children from the poor in a foreign country?
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#218828 - 01/23/07 03:57 PM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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fatman,
your as happy he isn't a Jew, as I am he isn't Italian... unfortunately we both have Madonna, though you have her less, shes not really a Jew, she just practices Kabbalah (Qabalah).




While I could not agree more, she doesn't always see it that way ... and neither does the media. They refer to it as a "branch of Judaism" - so do many internet sites.

There is a tradition that one should not study Kabbalah until one is grounded in Tenach(Bible)/Talmud and mature enough to deal with its concepts. In my mind I haven't reached the level to study it. Kudos to Madonna if she has.




well, the version of Qabalah that Madonna and the like "study" is a sanitized version not unlike Western Yoga or Taijiquan. I mean how many of the "yoga" or "tai chi" instructors here in the western world even have a hint of knowledge of the Vedas or the Tao Te Ching.. i would say a small number. It is a sanitized secular version that they practice without true knowledge of its roots and laws.
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#218829 - 01/23/07 04:08 PM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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Does Jewish tradition say anything about stealing little black children from the poor in a foreign country?




Slightly ...

Exodus 21:16
And s/he who steals a person ... if this person is found in her/his possession, s/he shall surely be put to death.

Though I cannot retrieve the texts from memory and though, like all things in Judaism, there is disagreement on its application and meaning, there are admonitions against forcing a non-Jew into Jewish culture.

Unlike Christianity and Islam, you do not need to be a practitioner of Judaism to achieve salvation. The Rambam teaches that a Jew will be judged against a yardstick of 613 commandments. A non-Jew, only 7. [These 7, which are also part of the 613, were agreed to by Noah].

So it deemed wrong to assign a person this added burden that they did not inherit or choose of their own free will.
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#218830 - 01/23/07 04:24 PM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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Does Jewish tradition say anything about stealing little black children from the poor in a foreign country?




Slightly ...

Exodus 21:16
And s/he who steals a person ... if this person is found in her/his possession, s/he shall surely be put to death.





Sweet, so we'll be reading about Madonna in the obits any day now
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#218831 - 01/24/07 01:52 AM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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Quote:

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Does Jewish tradition say anything about stealing little black children from the poor in a foreign country?




Slightly ...

Exodus 21:16
And s/he who steals a person ... if this person is found in her/his possession, s/he shall surely be put to death.

Though I cannot retrieve the texts from memory and though, like all things in Judaism, there is disagreement on its application and meaning, there are admonitions against forcing a non-Jew into Jewish culture.

Unlike Christianity and Islam, you do not need to be a practitioner of Judaism to achieve salvation. The Rambam teaches that a Jew will be judged against a yardstick of 613 commandments. A non-Jew, only 7. [These 7, which are also part of the 613, were agreed to by Noah].

So it deemed wrong to assign a person this added burden that they did not inherit or choose of their own free will.




So it's something like this?

Gozer the Traveller will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii the Traveller came as a very large and moving Torb. Then of course in the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him, that of a Sloar. Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day I can tell you.
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#218832 - 01/24/07 02:28 AM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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Registered: 03/22/06
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What is...


Ghostbusters
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#218833 - 01/24/07 05:22 AM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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What is...


Ghostbusters




Death is but a door, time is but a window, I shall return.

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#218834 - 01/24/07 05:30 AM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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If Cruise is Christ, this means Katie Holmes is Mary Magdalan?
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#218835 - 01/24/07 09:31 AM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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I'm trying to think of some sort of Jesus-related equivalent for the whole 'Jump up and down on Oprah's couch whilst proclaiming love for Katie Holmes like a fucking deranged lunatic dwarf' episode, but alas none seem to fit the bill...

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#218836 - 01/24/07 10:30 AM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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If Cruise is Christ, this means Katie Holmes is Mary Magdalan?




Can't be Christ doesn't marry Mary.

I guessing it's his "chick with dick" boyfriend. Like Travolta, and other "men" in the "Church",there are many rumors of his love for cock - his 1st wife Mimi Rogers swears by it. But, a bitter Jewish ex-wife has been known to play with the truth.
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#218837 - 01/24/07 10:37 AM Re: ill bring the nails.....
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If Cruise is Christ, this means Katie Holmes is Mary Magdalan?




Can't be Christ doesn't marry Mary.






that depends on what version you believe. if you listen to the Henry Lincoln, Michael Baigient camp... then he did marry as he was a rabbi and was bound by Jewish law to marry and have children.
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