LOL, at the buttplug. A girl i know had a Lindsey Lohan one made.

fatman,
your as happy he isn't a Jew, as I am he isn't Italian... unfortunately we both have Madonna, though you have her less, shes not really a Jew, she just practices Kabbalah (Qabalah).
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