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Sorry. You have NO CLUE.

Don't like Ho Ho AT ALL - if forced, I would go with Yodels, but I was Twinkies guy. Since I've been sick and cash an issue, I go with Little Debbie Banana Marshmallow Pies - kinda like a Scooter Pie or Moon Pie. 8 for 99 cents. But, I can't have 'em on Atkins'. So I wait for Breyers' 4 carb varieties to go on sale at PathMark.

Wrong on the dildo. Nothing goes in this butt. Once had a barium enema and it hurt. No thank you.

Since I don't go out much and since I don't respond to phone calls or unexpected persons ringing my bell, from time to time the police come to check on my well-being.

It appears that they are uninterested in finding my rotting body, with my hand around my tiny dick and my belly half-eaten by the cats.

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This fuckin guys alright At least for the time being