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#217849 - 01/20/07 01:54 PM I don't have my beard and I'm cold
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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I had my hair and beard for about 2 years. And, I miss the beard when I'm outside. I used to hold my pencils in my beard to find them faster when needed.

Someone even sat next to me on the bus! I used to enjoy my "solo" seat. But, women no longer blanche with fear when I get into an elevator with them. Instead they smile. Which is better, I guess. ::sigh::



My face hidden by hair - Port Canaveral FL October 2006



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#217850 - 01/20/07 01:58 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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#217851 - 01/20/07 02:06 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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When added to the other taunts to bring him out, I believe I just proved him dead.



Whose alt-id is this and why have you waited until xmas to use it?
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#217852 - 01/20/07 02:14 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
You should use that picture for your avatar.

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#217853 - 01/20/07 05:48 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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#217854 - 01/20/07 05:53 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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Registered: 08/25/06
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A valiant effort, sir, but a sense of the uncanny cannot be imitated like Rich Little imitates Bogart. It's misguided. I love loopnode also so please don't take this as a random flaming without principle.


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#217855 - 01/20/07 05:55 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
palmolive Offline
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Registered: 08/27/06
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no one poster should have a monopoly on the absurd

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#217856 - 01/20/07 06:01 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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no one poster should have a monopoly on the absurd






"Should" and "DOES" are often different. Fairness is neither part of life nor XPT.





Reminder: Pigs are not kosher. Please replace the pic with obese sheep or plumb non-predatory birds or huge vertebrate fish.

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#217857 - 01/20/07 06:28 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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Edited by palmolive (01/20/07 06:30 PM)
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#217858 - 01/20/07 07:08 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Sorry. You seem to have a mental block.
You recently forgot to add up to 100%

I think you need your competitor's help!



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#217859 - 01/21/07 10:57 AM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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Dude, didn't you used to hang out with a big grizzly bear in a shack in the hills?

You must've hit the skids when the price of pelts went down.
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#217860 - 01/21/07 11:28 AM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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#217861 - 01/21/07 11:40 AM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
Conky Offline
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So he ate the bear? Oh, that explains why the show isn't on anymore I guess.
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#217862 - 01/21/07 07:35 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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Registered: 10/19/06
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I had my hair and beard for about 2 years. And, I miss the beard when I'm outside. I used to hold my pencils in my beard to find them faster when needed.

Someone even sat next to me on the bus! I used to enjoy my "solo" seat. But, women no longer blanche with fear when I get into an elevator with them. Instead they smile. Which is better, I guess. ::sigh::



My face hidden by hair - Port Canaveral FL October 2006






Fatman...with a face like that.
I'd tell em I was raised in the mountains of BC and my name is Sasquatch for "ThunderDick".

Good luck assface.
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#217863 - 01/21/07 07:43 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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I'm surprised no one tweaked this yet.




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#217864 - 01/21/07 07:50 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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I'm surprised no one tweaked this yet.







What the fuck is there left to do??
He's got about 2.2 mm left of his face uncovered by his pubic hair.. and with Phlogger banned theres no one left to fuck up the bullet hole to the head ava.
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#217865 - 01/21/07 08:17 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
I'll unban him, but you have to retire and go back to your original userid.

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#217866 - 01/21/07 08:27 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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I'll unabn him, but you have to retire and go back to your original userid.




Heh..
I actually caught the Dartmouth game last night Willy..Whenever the refs fucked up (or made a call against big green) I yelled "Whores Lie"..lol

Now back to your nonsense..pick one fuckstain..retire.. or go back??

Since you chose to play the Monkeys game in his cage I'm gonna call you out on it..

It was almost funny when he did it..when you try it comes off as weak and played out.

We both certainly know you have the ability to check ip's.
And we both know this is my one and only ID.Dont make me think H2C went cryin like a cunt..lol

Deal...
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#217867 - 01/21/07 08:29 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Him = Phlog...read the thread.

Your attempt at humor was 8 lines too long...think about the offer.

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#217868 - 01/21/07 11:30 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Fatman is the original advertisement for Head On, apply directy to the forehead. By the way, in those ads the product contained a hard dick and some white fluid that Fatman would massage into his face.
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#217869 - 01/22/07 08:49 AM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
N-Word Offline
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Registered: 11/28/06
Posts: 167
Loc: Billings,MT
Holy Shit Fatman is a God damned hippie.

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#217870 - 01/22/07 11:07 AM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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#217871 - 01/22/07 12:13 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I'm concerned. Has Fatman been banned? It's been several hours since he posted. I'm worried he may have fallen and can't reach his dialing wand or has crushed his med-alert buzzer.

Willie, what news on fast food stocks? Can we read anything into them re Fatman's life/death status?
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#217872 - 01/22/07 01:06 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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I hope that fat fucker choked on a grip of ho hos while sitting on a dildo. talk about degrading for his family when they see a 13inch latex cock buried up his ass and a half dozen hohos stuffed in his mouth, jabba the hutt lookin bitch
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#217873 - 01/22/07 04:07 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
i think i've yet to see a poster get under the skin of people as effectively as loucypher. maybe frankie the magician, who was kinda like the lou prototype- angry, spoke in l33t speak and talked about owning german cars.

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#217874 - 01/22/07 10:47 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Sorry. You have NO CLUE.

Don't like Ho Ho AT ALL - if forced, I would go with Yodels, but I was Twinkies guy. Since I've been sick and cash an issue, I go with Little Debbie Banana Marshmallow Pies - kinda like a Scooter Pie or Moon Pie. 8 for 99 cents. But, I can't have 'em on Atkins'. So I wait for Breyers' 4 carb varieties to go on sale at PathMark.

Wrong on the dildo. Nothing goes in this butt. Once had a barium enema and it hurt. No thank you.

Since I don't go out much and since I don't respond to phone calls or unexpected persons ringing my bell, from time to time the police come to check on my well-being.

It appears that they are uninterested in finding my rotting body, with my hand around my tiny dick and my belly half-eaten by the cats.
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#217875 - 01/22/07 10:50 PM Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Sorry. You have NO CLUE.

Don't like Ho Ho AT ALL - if forced, I would go with Yodels, but I was Twinkies guy. Since I've been sick and cash an issue, I go with Little Debbie Banana Marshmallow Pies - kinda like a Scooter Pie or Moon Pie. 8 for 99 cents. But, I can't have 'em on Atkins'. So I wait for Breyers' 4 carb varieties to go on sale at PathMark.

Wrong on the dildo. Nothing goes in this butt. Once had a barium enema and it hurt. No thank you.

Since I don't go out much and since I don't respond to phone calls or unexpected persons ringing my bell, from time to time the police come to check on my well-being.

It appears that they are uninterested in finding my rotting body, with my hand around my tiny dick and my belly half-eaten by the cats.




This fuckin guys alright At least for the time being
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