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#217849 - 01/20/07 01:54 PM
I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I had my hair and beard for about 2 years. And, I miss the beard when I'm outside. I used to hold my pencils in my beard to find them faster when needed.
Someone even sat next to me on the bus! I used to enjoy my "solo" seat. But, women no longer blanche with fear when I get into an elevator with them. Instead they smile. Which is better, I guess. ::sigh::
My face hidden by hair - Port Canaveral FL October 2006
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#217850 - 01/20/07 01:58 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
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#217851 - 01/20/07 02:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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When added to the other taunts to bring him out, I believe I just proved him dead.  Whose alt-id is this and why have you waited until xmas to use it?
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#217852 - 01/20/07 02:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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You should use that picture for your avatar.
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#217856 - 01/20/07 06:01 PM
Re: I don't have my beard and I'm cold
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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#217858 - 01/20/07 07:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Sorry. You seem to have a mental block.
You recently forgot to add up to 100%
I think you need your competitor's help!
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#217861 - 01/21/07 11:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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So he ate the bear? Oh, that explains why the show isn't on anymore I guess.
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#217862 - 01/21/07 07:35 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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#217868 - 01/21/07 11:30 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Fatman is the original advertisement for Head On, apply directy to the forehead. By the way, in those ads the product contained a hard dick and some white fluid that Fatman would massage into his face.
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#217871 - 01/22/07 12:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I'm concerned. Has Fatman been banned? It's been several hours since he posted. I'm worried he may have fallen and can't reach his dialing wand or has crushed his med-alert buzzer.
Willie, what news on fast food stocks? Can we read anything into them re Fatman's life/death status?
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#217872 - 01/22/07 01:06 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I hope that fat fucker choked on a grip of ho hos while sitting on a dildo. talk about degrading for his family when they see a 13inch latex cock buried up his ass and a half dozen hohos stuffed in his mouth, jabba the hutt lookin bitch
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#217873 - 01/22/07 04:07 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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i think i've yet to see a poster get under the skin of people as effectively as loucypher. maybe frankie the magician, who was kinda like the lou prototype- angry, spoke in l33t speak and talked about owning german cars.
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#217874 - 01/22/07 10:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
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Sorry. You have NO CLUE.
Don't like Ho Ho AT ALL - if forced, I would go with Yodels, but I was Twinkies guy. Since I've been sick and cash an issue, I go with Little Debbie Banana Marshmallow Pies - kinda like a Scooter Pie or Moon Pie. 8 for 99 cents. But, I can't have 'em on Atkins'. So I wait for Breyers' 4 carb varieties to go on sale at PathMark.
Wrong on the dildo. Nothing goes in this butt. Once had a barium enema and it hurt. No thank you.
Since I don't go out much and since I don't respond to phone calls or unexpected persons ringing my bell, from time to time the police come to check on my well-being.
It appears that they are uninterested in finding my rotting body, with my hand around my tiny dick and my belly half-eaten by the cats.
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