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#217762 - 01/20/07 05:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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I FUCKING HATE YOU, DIE CRIP DIE
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YOU FUCKING SUCK, I WISH ILL WILL ON YOU AND THOSE CLOSE TO YOU, YOU FUCKING SUCK, I WANT TO FIND YOU KILL YOU AND CUT YOU INTO 4 BY 4 CUBES BOIL THOSE CUBES AND FEED FARM PIGS WITH IT, THEN HAVE GEN PADOVA AND GIA JORDAN FUCK THEMSELVES WITH YOUR BONES WHILE I VIDEOTAPE IT AND SELL IT TO "GIMPS GONE WILD".
Monkey has officially lost it....he is a one trick pony that needs to be put down. Hey I never hid who I was or what I was, I write what I write, etc. How "Full" is this guy's life that he allows a crippled man in his late 30s to get inside his head to this extent? I mean, granted, I am more intelligent, better looking, wealthier, more articulate and a better cook than Smelly Monkey, but I am CRIPPLED. He's got me there....
I fucking Love this shit .....
Yeah Monkey (and folks of the Cage)...How about I leave and you can all get to know the NEW Rob Longshot much more intimately. How's that sound?
**Edited By Club Da Burglar Security, Evidence seized and Documented for future use justifying Possible Physical Violence**
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#217764 - 01/20/07 10:30 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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"..."?
So "..." is "the monkey"?
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#217765 - 01/20/07 10:43 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
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"..."?
So "..." is "the monkey"?
Yes!
Fatman, have you ever used the "Search"-function? Just wondering...
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#217766 - 01/20/07 11:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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"..."?
So "..." is "the monkey"?
Yes!
Fatman, have you ever used the "Search"-function? Just wondering...
Very infrequently. I did alot at first back in April & May but the threads rarely answered my queries since, like current one, veer into "I'm not a fag, you're a fag," "ugly whore" tirades or such. And, reading anything more than 3 months or so old here is like a decade or more in the real world. Since I have no idea who many/most of the old posters are I have no gauge for how knowledgable/truthful they are.
So I don't waste my time with it. When I have a question about the board, I just ask it.
I could go to Texas, feed, grow, slaughter my own cow. But I prefer to purchase my london broil on sale at ShopRite.
Here when I ask, someone gets me a quick, clear answer. The price is dealing with a "don't you know how to search" jab! So it costs nothing!!
I'm just surprised "monkey" is a moderator, and that his "name" isn't "monkey".
Btw, the best "search" jab so far was Jack Schitt's "Google is your friend"!!
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#217767 - 01/20/07 11:26 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 08/25/06
Posts: 3018
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"..."?
So "..." is "the monkey"?
Yes!
Fatman, have you ever used the "Search"-function? Just wondering...
Very infrequently. I did alot at first back in April & May but the threads rarely answered my queries since, like current one, veer into "I'm not a fag, you're a fag," "ugly whore" tirades or such. And, reading anything more than 3 months or so old here is like a decade or more in the real world. Since I have no idea who many/most of the old posters are I have no gauge for how knowledgable/truthful they are.
So I don't waste my time with it. When I have a question about the board, I just ask it.
I could go to Texas, feed, grow, slaughter my own cow. But I prefer to purchase my london broil on sale at ShopRite.
Here when I ask, someone gets me a quick, clear answer. The price is dealing with a "don't you know how to search" jab! So it costs nothing!!
I'm just surprised "monkey" is a moderator, and that his "name" isn't "monkey".
Btw, the best "search" jab so far was Jack Schitt's "Google is your friend"!!
You're a very sensitive sort aren't you, Fatman?
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#217768 - 01/20/07 11:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
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#217769 - 01/20/07 12:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Nice to see SM is monitoring our use of the board. Burg, while he's off jerking himself into a banana smoothie, just step up your shit.
Maybe he'll stun us all with a return to form and start posting again, because fuck only knows he's lost it good and proper. That could make for some damned funny posts.
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#217771 - 01/20/07 07:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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#217772 - 01/20/07 07:32 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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Too many fat dumbfucks on this site now.
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#217773 - 01/20/07 09:03 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Too many fat dumbfucks on this site now.
You noticed? Nice to have you back, now do something about it.
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#217774 - 01/21/07 01:53 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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Too many fat dumbfucks on this site now.
Thanks for adding one fat dumbfuck to the list, yourself.
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#217775 - 01/21/07 03:54 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
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Two things:
1) From his general girth, swarthyness and acne I would surmise that Sportswami eats a LOT of hamburgers. You see this look on a lot of long-term burger joint employees, including chicks. It's the sustained combination of grease, fat, and hormone laden beef in their complimentary employee meals which does it to them.
2) How the fuck did everyone at AEE resist the temptation to pull out a band-aid or piece of gaffer tape and do an impromptu 'Queer Eye' eyebrow waxing on this corpulent fucktard? That hair island in the centre or his 'not quite a unibrow, but close!' needs to come off ASAP!
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#217776 - 01/21/07 10:55 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I love it when the least athletic guy on the planet starts a show about really physical sports like football or boxing.
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#217778 - 01/21/07 11:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Maybe he got grounded for sneaking off to Vegas without permission?
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#217779 - 01/21/07 03:05 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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I FUCKING HATE YOU, DIE CRIP DIE From: ... YOU FUCKING SUCK, I WISH ILL WILL ON YOU AND THOSE CLOSE TO YOU, YOU FUCKING SUCK, I WANT TO FIND YOU KILL YOU AND CUT YOU INTO 4 BY 4 CUBES BOIL THOSE CUBES AND FEED FARM PIGS WITH IT, THEN HAVE GEN PADOVA AND GIA JORDAN FUCK THEMSELVES WITH YOUR BONES WHILE I VIDEOTAPE IT AND SELL IT TO "GIMPS GONE WILD".
Monkey has officially lost it....he is a one trick pony that needs to be put down. Hey I never hid who I was or what I was, I write what I write, etc. How "Full" is this guy's life that he allows a crippled man in his late 30s to get inside his head to this extent? I mean, granted, I am more intelligent, better looking, wealthier, more articulate and a better cook than Smelly Monkey, but I am CRIPPLED. He's got me there....
I fucking Love this shit .....
Yeah Monkey (and folks of the Cage)...How about I leave and you can all get to know the NEW Rob Longshot much more intimately. How's that sound?
**Edited By Club Da Burglar Security, Evidence seized and Documented for future use justifying Possible Physical Violence**
Ya know what...fuck 'em. Fuck 'em right in the ass.
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#217780 - 01/21/07 05:01 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
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#217784 - 01/21/07 05:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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I FUCKING HATE YOU, DIE CRIP DIE From: ... YOU FUCKING SUCK, I WISH ILL WILL ON YOU AND THOSE CLOSE TO YOU, YOU FUCKING SUCK, I WANT TO FIND YOU KILL YOU AND CUT YOU INTO 4 BY 4 CUBES BOIL THOSE CUBES AND FEED FARM PIGS WITH IT, THEN HAVE GEN PADOVA AND GIA JORDAN FUCK THEMSELVES WITH YOUR BONES WHILE I VIDEOTAPE IT AND SELL IT TO "GIMPS GONE WILD".
Monkey has officially lost it....he is a one trick pony that needs to be put down. Hey I never hid who I was or what I was, I write what I write, etc. How "Full" is this guy's life that he allows a crippled man in his late 30s to get inside his head to this extent? I mean, granted, I am more intelligent, better looking, wealthier, more articulate and a better cook than Smelly Monkey, but I am CRIPPLED. He's got me there....
I fucking Love this shit .....
Yeah Monkey (and folks of the Cage)...How about I leave and you can all get to know the NEW Rob Longshot much more intimately. How's that sound?
**Edited By Club Da Burglar Security, Evidence seized and Documented for future use justifying Possible Physical Violence**
Ya know Da B... You might as well have tagged this topic as "Jesus p0zzed up My Neg H0LE?!!"
Fucken weak gimpy..even for a 2 wheel drive like you..
We'll leave it at this Lt. Dan.
Lloyd Bentsen : "Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you are no Jack Kennedy,"
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#217785 - 01/21/07 06:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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This one is better:
For Simp- may he rest in peace:
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#217788 - 01/21/07 11:05 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I can't believe all the shit you guys are talking about our resident God of XPT. When the Monkey eventually comes back he's going to kill you bitches like he was Chuck Norris in a Chuck Norris movie. Da Burg, You're still a fuckin flat tire away from starvation and I can't wait until that happens. As to the rest of you new fuckin queefs, enjoy your time here while you can because I promise you bitches that the storm is coming
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#217789 - 01/22/07 02:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I can only think of a couple of posters who wouldn't want SM to come back. The rest of us want his "moderation". All those fucking AEE pictures and no SM commentary? It sucks.
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#217793 - 01/22/07 03:36 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
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Do us all a favor and have your mother videotape you tryin to walk I would love to watch that shit on YouTube.
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#217795 - 01/22/07 04:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
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The chair's just for sympathy and killer parking spaces.
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#217796 - 01/22/07 04:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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My eyes must've lied because I thought I saw Burg walking before.
Oh shit! GEN!!! Hush, you are blowing my cover....the wheelchair is just a dodge, an act....it gets me out of serving in the army if the draft is ever reinstated, I get prime Handicap parking spaces, I get awesome fucking pills handed to me (and as you know Gen, it's the PILLS, not my money, that the whores are REALLY after), and I make a shit load of money as a faith healing tent evangelist, calling upon the power of God (no Coochie, not Smelly Monkey) to help me "walk away from this chair of sin and death." Yes, sadly, thats how I made my fortune, not by graduating from Harvard and performing brilliantly in Marketing and Investing, but by milking gullible faith-starved desperate simpletons of their savings by performing "miracles" upon myself...
:bananabennyhinn: ... Oral Roberts still calls me for advice....
Coochie, chill out brah, I know you still love me...Monkey will never be the friend I have been to you; he'll betray you for a "Thread of the Week" topic and a Twix bar.
Seriously, snap the fuck out of it people...the monkey is an overrated, shot out, hackneyed internet blowhard, a total fantasy identity of several people in the porn industry to use as a covert means to vent their hypocritical, self-serving vitriol within an industry that pays them well. Along with the fact that one fine day last spring he just up and turned against me, the source of my hatred of the Monkey is not his personal hatred of me (fuck, I openly admit and acknowledge all my faults and annoying traits), it's the hypocrisy he/they represents.
This bullshit of him taking "vacations" and leaving you aimless twits bereft of his bullshit for 2-3 months at a time is a crock...he's still here, lurking and baiting. He just needs time to accumulate ammunition (i.e. material) to post... he's no more or less funny than many posters here, he just exists within some type of "folk hero haze" normally reserved for neo-sociopathic historical/mythical figures, like Robin Hood, Paul Bunyan or Charlie Manson (mostly Manson.)
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#217797 - 01/22/07 04:12 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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yo burg, whilst skimming some threads i missed whilst interstate, i have a vague memory of you telling gia jordan to "go back to throwing up your food" or some other bulimia implying insult. what's the dealio?
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#217798 - 01/22/07 04:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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... a total fantasy identity of several people in the porn industry to use as a covert means to vent their hypocritical, self-serving vitriol within an industry that pays them well....
That's not entirely true. It's not just people inside the porn industry, in my opinion. I think several magnates of free enterprise also hold the keys to the smelly monkey account.
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#217799 - 01/22/07 04:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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yo burg, whilst skimming some threads i missed whilst interstate, i have a vague memory of you telling gia jordan to "go back to throwing up your food" or some other bulimia implying insult. what's the dealio?
WHat do you mean, "what's the dealio?"...????
While you clarify what you mean or are after....Let me just say that I am, or have the capacity to be, a complete asshole. That is, also, what makes the Monkey who/what he is, his capacity to be a complete and thorough ASSHOLE. Anyone who posts on XPT that writes anything worth reading is probably also an asshole...it's a prerequisite for reading and posting on a board like this, more of a requisite than even a love of porn of being perverted. Not everyone who posts here is a pervert or even a porn fan... But MOST Definitely everyone who posts here either is, or has the capacity to be an asshole.
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#217801 - 01/22/07 04:43 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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what's the dealio = does my memory serve me correct? i'm not an asshole
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#217803 - 01/22/07 06:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I have the capacity and reserve the right.
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#217806 - 01/23/07 07:33 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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I FUCKING HATE YOU, DIE CRIP DIE From: ... YOU FUCKING SUCK, I WISH ILL WILL ON YOU AND THOSE CLOSE TO YOU, YOU FUCKING SUCK, I WANT TO FIND YOU KILL YOU AND CUT YOU INTO 4 BY 4 CUBES BOIL THOSE CUBES AND FEED FARM PIGS WITH IT, THEN HAVE GEN PADOVA AND GIA JORDAN FUCK THEMSELVES WITH YOUR BONES WHILE I VIDEOTAPE IT AND SELL IT TO "GIMPS GONE WILD".
This book pales in comparison to the stuff of XPT. I'm taking notes.
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