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My eyes must've lied because I thought I saw Burg walking before.




Oh shit! GEN!!! Hush, you are blowing my cover....the wheelchair is just a dodge, an act....it gets me out of serving in the army if the draft is ever reinstated, I get prime Handicap parking spaces, I get awesome fucking pills handed to me (and as you know Gen, it's the PILLS, not my money, that the whores are REALLY after), and I make a shit load of money as a faith healing tent evangelist, calling upon the power of God (no Coochie, not Smelly Monkey) to help me "walk away from this chair of sin and death." Yes, sadly, thats how I made my fortune, not by graduating from Harvard and performing brilliantly in Marketing and Investing, but by milking gullible faith-starved desperate simpletons of their savings by performing "miracles" upon myself...

:bananabennyhinn: ... Oral Roberts still calls me for advice....

Coochie, chill out brah, I know you still love me...Monkey will never be the friend I have been to you; he'll betray you for a "Thread of the Week" topic and a Twix bar.

Seriously, snap the fuck out of it people...the monkey is an overrated, shot out, hackneyed internet blowhard, a total fantasy identity of several people in the porn industry to use as a covert means to vent their hypocritical, self-serving vitriol within an industry that pays them well. Along with the fact that one fine day last spring he just up and turned against me, the source of my hatred of the Monkey is not his personal hatred of me (fuck, I openly admit and acknowledge all my faults and annoying traits), it's the hypocrisy he/they represents.

This bullshit of him taking "vacations" and leaving you aimless twits bereft of his bullshit for 2-3 months at a time is a crock...he's still here, lurking and baiting. He just needs time to accumulate ammunition (i.e. material) to post... he's no more or less funny than many posters here, he just exists within some type of "folk hero haze" normally reserved for neo-sociopathic historical/mythical figures, like Robin Hood, Paul Bunyan or Charlie Manson (mostly Manson.)
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