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Two things:

1) From his general girth, swarthyness and acne I would surmise that Sportswami eats a LOT of hamburgers. You see this look on a lot of long-term burger joint employees, including chicks. It's the sustained combination of grease, fat, and hormone laden beef in their complimentary employee meals which does it to them.

2) How the fuck did everyone at AEE resist the temptation to pull out a band-aid or piece of gaffer tape and do an impromptu 'Queer Eye' eyebrow waxing on this corpulent fucktard? That hair island in the centre or his 'not quite a unibrow, but close!' needs to come off ASAP!