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#217684 - 01/19/07 05:26 PM Fatman...Debiltated?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Seriously d00d...

When I left for Mexico..You had like 500 less posts.
Are you in a wheelchair?(no offense Da B.)

I love the content..I love the stories..

Seriously though..Are.You.okay?
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#217685 - 01/20/07 06:39 AM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I'm doing a bit better. Medication has been adjusted.

Hovering at about 280, but I'd like to be doing better. Still that's ~45 since last Jan and ~70 overall.

Cut the hair and beard on Thursday in the 1st time in like 2 years so I no longer look like a wild man - had to get passport photos, going to Hungary, Slovakia, Austria & Czech Rep in March. I was warned not to look a terrorist in a foreign land.

My Media Center died and I can't get this piece of shit to write DVD's so I spend my old RapidShare porn download/upload & burn/rip time posting here.

I should be getting a replacement in April so it is likely that once I head to Europe I will be a far less frequent visitor/contributor/irritant.
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#217686 - 01/20/07 12:40 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Yeah Fatman, you've been doing some serious posting. You hit the Lockwood mark when I was in Vegas and you've already made Craig's List. I'm surprised Smelly Monkey hasn't tried to set your account on fire!
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#217687 - 01/20/07 01:35 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Imagine how much free porn I was downloading before my PC died on me in November!! Before it died on me, I had projected 10Tb of mpg/avi/wmv to DVD by Jan 08. I did about 4Tb last year.

XPT is great for a fat bored man with little to do.

Honestly I've never even noticed how many posts someone has! I notice when an avatar is changed and I have my avatar likes and dislikes. Some I clearly don't understand.
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#217688 - 01/20/07 03:43 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Fatty has made 25 post today, already. He also still appears to be online.

Does anyone know the record for most posts in a day here? Certainly this has to come close.

Oh yeah, and I stand by my prediction Fatty will be the first person to hit a five digit number in post counts.
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#217689 - 01/20/07 04:01 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
There were days when monkey and james and arab posted where they'd rack up like 50 a day.
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#217690 - 01/20/07 04:29 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Every time I see Moronboy?!?'s avatar I get a mental picture of Barbara Crampton's lovely round face, pouting lips and equally lovely round breasts.



Man I just LOVED her ...


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#217691 - 01/20/07 04:38 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Overhead semi-"bush" shot:



Love natural blondes!!!!!!!



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#217692 - 01/20/07 08:05 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Imagine how much free porn I was downloading before my PC died on me in November!! Before it died on me, I had projected 10Tb of mpg/avi/wmv to DVD by Jan 08. I did about 4Tb last year.




And I was concerned when my porn files reached 25Gb!

I'm a silly goose!
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#217693 - 01/21/07 06:03 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
zenman
Quote:

There were days when monkey and james and arab posted where they'd rack up like 50 a day.




And where are they now???

Hang in there Fatman.. Don't become another statistic tubby.
You've battled cholesterol,impotence,and mental instability.
Don't go out as just another number.
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#217694 - 01/21/07 11:12 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
This guy's a fuckin joke. Someone slip some rat poison into this fucktwats daily dosages of Kepra and Paxil so we no longer have to read his spam.

By the way, I thought Ted Kaczynski was locked in a Super Max prison in Colorado, how'd you get online Teddy? Shouldn't you have better things to do like felate a German Shepherd while Abu Gharib guards photograph you for the newest cover of STAG Magazine?

Fuck you and die fat ass biiiitch
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#217695 - 01/22/07 10:32 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Someone slip some rat poison into this fucktwats daily dosages of Kepra and Paxil so we no longer have to read his spam.





You haven't been reading my stuff or you'd know I don't take either Kepra or Paxil. You just poisoned someone else!




Quote:

Fuck you and die fat ass biiiitch




No.

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#217696 - 01/26/07 12:09 AM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Fatty? Where you at? It's been almost 12 hours since you posted. This is highly unlike you. I'm getting concerned.










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#217697 - 01/26/07 08:59 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Fatty? Where you at? It's been almost 12 hours since you posted. This is highly unlike you. I'm getting concerned.




No worries. Actually went out-of-doors. Had some nice walks.

PABT (40th&8th) to Union Square (17th&Park) to see my attorney.
Union Square to Morningside Heights (115&Amsterdam) for my doc.
Morningside Heights to PABT.

It was rather cold, feet slightly sore, but I enjoyed it much.

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#217698 - 01/26/07 09:01 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
I call bullshit...
That entire time you never sat down and ate??
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#217699 - 01/26/07 09:27 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

I call bullshit...
That entire time you never sat down and ate??




Nope. Did not sit down.

On the way to the atty, I pick up a 'medium' $2 coffee at Starbucks - I mostly like Jersey diner coffee, so I don't remember the name they had for it.

On the way to my doctor, I stopped at the McD's on 40th&7th which is the only one on Manhattan with $1 double cheeseburgers. Got 2 and ate them while I walked. When I got home I had a huge grapefruit and lots of water.

I don't get very hungry during or after a long walk. I get hungry when inactive, lots of sugar when depressed and I eat alot more when very anxious.

I may very likely be hungry tomorrow ... that is today since it's after midnight here.
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#217700 - 01/26/07 10:26 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:


On the way to my doctor, I stopped at the McD's on 40th&7th which is the only one on Manhattan with $1 double cheeseburgers. Got 2 and ate them while I walked. When I got home I had a huge grapefruit and lots of water.




Fatman, though the grapefruit and lots of water demonstrate "healthy" eating, the concurrent stop at a fast food abattoir to get $1 cheeseburgers evidences confusion as to yr ultimate svelteness goal...

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#217701 - 01/26/07 10:34 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:


On the way to my doctor, I stopped at the McD's on 40th&7th which is the only one on Manhattan with $1 double cheeseburgers. Got 2 and ate them while I walked. When I got home I had a huge grapefruit and lots of water.




Fatman, though the grapefruit and lots of water demonstrate "healthy" eating, the concurrent stop at a fast food abattoir to get $1 cheeseburgers evidences confusion as to yr svelteness goal...






Shouldn't really. I'm on Atkins. It's just the buns that are the issue, and I only had the bottoms (with the melted cheese) more for neatness than the carbs. The coffee (caffeine) cuts into the weight loss, though.
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#217702 - 01/26/07 11:03 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

Shouldn't really. I'm on Atkins. It's just the buns that are the issue, and I only had the bottoms (with the melted cheese) more for neatness than the carbs. The coffee (caffeine) cuts into the weight loss, though.




Errm..yes..Atkins..it's ALL THE BUN'S FAULT!!

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#217703 - 01/27/07 04:07 AM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

There were days when monkey and james and arab posted where they'd rack up like 50 a day.




Ah, the days of yore.

The days of quantity and QUALITY.
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#217704 - 01/27/07 07:08 AM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Slobodan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
Quote:

Quote:

There were days when monkey and james and arab posted where they'd rack up like 50 a day.




Ah, the days of yore.

The days of quantity and QUALITY.




Nowadays = The days of bore

Verbal diarrhea rules, okay?!

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#217705 - 01/27/07 12:42 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I write and delete far more than I post. Fatman should do the same for the sake of the longevity of his keyboard if nothing else.
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#217706 - 01/27/07 06:53 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

Quote:

Shouldn't really. I'm on Atkins. It's just the buns that are the issue, and I only had the bottoms (with the melted cheese) more for neatness than the carbs. The coffee (caffeine) cuts into the weight loss, though.




Errm..yes..Atkins..it's ALL THE BUN'S FAULT!!







All I can say is:

Jan 2006 324.1 lb ~225 chlstrl.
Jan 2007 272.5 lb 155 chlstrl.
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#217707 - 01/27/07 08:47 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

All I can say is:

Jan 2006 324.1 lb ~225 chlstrl.
Jan 2007 272.5 lb 155 chlstrl.







Just messing with ya, Fatman...



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#217708 - 01/28/07 04:42 AM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
you're guys fued is the worst thing to hit XPT since the phlog gg public internet dating
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#217709 - 01/28/07 04:49 AM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Calvin Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/11/06
Posts: 481
Quote:

Quote:

All I can say is:

Jan 2006 324.1 lb ~225 chlstrl.
Jan 2007 272.5 lb 155 chlstrl.







Just messing with ya, Fatman...






Poor Pfizer. $7 billion in sales a year from that drug is about to go generic, and after spending $800 million on their great white hope for the "next generation", they had to call off the clinical trial and start over.

Pharma is a lot like porn: you have to make your money while you can, because in a very short time the product will be shot out. But unlike porn, new drugs don't just magically turn 18 and step off the bus every day.
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#217710 - 01/28/07 12:21 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

you're guys fued is the worst thing to hit XPT since the phlog gg public internet dating




What feud?

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#217711 - 01/29/07 11:39 AM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

you're guys fued is the worst thing to hit XPT since the phlog gg public internet dating




No, your grammar is the worst thing to hit XPT since Plog-gate '06.
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#217712 - 01/31/07 06:13 PM Re: Fatman...Debiltated?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Dane
Quote:

you're guys fued is the worst thing to hit XPT since the phlog gg public internet dating




Sasquatch
Quote:

What feud?






attn Dane..
a lil less hand on dick..
a lil more pay attention to what the fuck goes on..
that is all..carry on.
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