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#217659 - 10/29/07 06:51 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
Big Calm Gay For Pay Registered: 10/04/05 Posts: 900 Loc: Dallas, TX	Kala Prettyman Good thickness but bad name Attachments 274271-kp.jpg (9 downloads) Edited by Big Calm (10/29/07 06:53 PM)
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#217660 - 10/30/07 03:04 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	The first time I heard "Hannah Montana" I thought it was a porn name. _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#217661 - 10/31/07 07:16 AM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: The first time I heard "Hannah Montana" I thought it was a porn name. She's already Billy Ray Cyrus's daughter. How do you get any more shamed than that? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#217662 - 10/31/07 05:10 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
moxxie maddron Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/18/06 Posts: 220	I actually took my daughter and her friend to a Hannah Montana concert last night. Her name may sound like a porn name, but I think thats one little girl who will not be destroyed and fall apart with her fame. She seems to be pretty solid. _________________________ "Do it Dirty, or Don't Bother!!"
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#217663 - 10/31/07 07:39 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: I think thats one little girl who will not be destroyed and fall apart with her fame. She seems to be pretty solid. Don't trample my dreams!! _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#217664 - 10/31/07 10:05 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
faceblaster Elder of Zion Porn Jesus Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 5230 Loc: watching Bad Ronald	Quote: I actually took my daughter and her friend to a Hannah Montana concert last night. Her name may sound like a porn name, but I think thats one little girl who will not be destroyed and fall apart with her fame. She seems to be pretty solid. see any great milfs? queen city shoulda had some good ones. how'd you like the jonases? _________________________ I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#217665 - 10/31/07 10:55 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
moxxie maddron Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/18/06 Posts: 220	Come on now!! It would be nice if just ONE of these famous teen girls could stay a good role model for their fans, instead of becoming a totally cracked out trainwreck as they all seem to end up doing. _________________________ "Do it Dirty, or Don't Bother!!"
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#217666 - 10/31/07 10:55 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
KALLA Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/27/06 Posts: 205	2 Pretty 4 Porn The irony of this busted whore's name is always good for a laugh. _________________________ You really have to be a sick person to view this stuff. - Tamra Toryn
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#217667 - 11/01/07 12:56 AM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
moxxie maddron Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 09/18/06 Posts: 220	Quote: Quote: I actually took my daughter and her friend to a Hannah Montana concert last night. Her name may sound like a porn name, but I think thats one little girl who will not be destroyed and fall apart with her fame. She seems to be pretty solid. see any great milfs? queen city shoulda had some good ones. how'd you like the jonases? Lots of milfs, and lots of appreciative dads that had been dragged to the concert by their daughters, checking them out. The Jonas Brothers were great. They are talented kids, and give a very energetic performance. And they inspired thousands of teen and preteen girl to screen their heads off. _________________________ "Do it Dirty, or Don't Bother!!"
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#217668 - 11/06/07 03:49 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
Gigi Porn Fucking Master Registered: 05/18/06 Posts: 3555	Quote: The first time I heard "Hannah Montana" I thought it was a porn name. true fact: one of the early names thrown around for the show was actually "alexis texas." my daughter is obsessed with that show. _________________________ "I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful
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#217669 - 11/06/07 04:02 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Considering I've been referring to her old man as "Really Gay Cyress" from day one the rhyming monickers didn't bother me. If I were a pornstar my name would be Meat Waggin . Clearly this would make me a pr0n Icon and a mainstream/crossover legend. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#217670 - 11/06/07 04:10 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
Anonymous Unregistered	Billy Ray Cyrus is her dad? I was watching a show he hosted called "Hillbillies" on the History Channel yesterday. I have never seen so many factual errors on that station in all the years I've had cable. It was embarrassing. Funny, though.
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#217671 - 11/06/07 04:16 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Quote: "Really Gay Cyress" aka "Achey-Breakey-Bad-Mistakey"
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#217672 - 11/06/07 04:37 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Jim B Quote: Billy Ray Cyrus is her dad? I was watching a show he hosted called "Hillbillies" on the History Channel yesterday. I have never seen so many factual errors on that station in all the years I've had cable. It was embarrassing. Funny, though. Heh... Yup he is. You ever watch TakeHome Chef and expect to see a knockoff idea in the "Manly Requests" forums ?. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#217673 - 11/06/07 05:16 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	not funny- more like sad. Whorie Laurie Plenty Uptopp Cathy Cumlapper Lisa Luvcock Minnie Mouth Phillipa Pussy Tina Tits Seven Helen Head Heidi Hoe Dixie Bubbles Treasure Chest Echo Valley Kayla Kupcakes Honey Melons Tippi Topps B.B. Gunns Savanna Staxx soon... Loosy Liu. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#217674 - 11/06/07 07:08 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Thunder Katt _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#217675 - 11/06/07 07:13 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	l00per Quote: not funny- more like sad. soon... Loosy Liu. When I flex the pimp knuckle.. It'll be Loucey Lu... She'll of course have a LouCrewâ„¢ tramp stamp and all of you meat slappers will line up to empty your gene pool. Alt porn Hannah Montana names are as follows.. Shiloh Idaho... barely 18 butt you can harvest her bum-spud. Mona Arizona... Screams like a Banshee when shes taken dry.(or watches a Cardinals game). _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#217676 - 11/06/07 10:20 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
papercut AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/04/06 Posts: 522	Quote: LouCrewâ„¢ loucrew? you fucking faggot. _________________________ Gigi, it's like you're putting a rainbow in all of our hearts... - faggypatty
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#217677 - 11/14/07 04:51 AM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I'm waiting for a new whore to name herself Jondra Jenkem. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#217678 - 11/14/07 03:56 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	pimpleclit Quote: Quote: LouCrewâ„¢ loucrew? you fucking faggot. I knew that reference would be akin to me blowing a dog whistle.. Somewhere..on the business end of a glory hole.. you'd swallow hard,raise your bullet shaped head and wag your tail. lmao.. Well played puppet. _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#217679 - 11/14/07 08:15 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
taint1974 Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/21/07 Posts: 398	2 Pretty 4 Porn - the name just screams chick with issues more serious than a normal porn chick. Green Eyes - how many hours of brainstorming did that one take.
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#217680 - 11/16/07 10:07 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
oregongaper Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 06/27/04 Posts: 62 Loc: go figure	I got it, i got it. My porn star name would be Buck Naked! one bonus point for knowing where that's from _________________________ <----Melissa Black, doing her best cave imitation.
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#217681 - 11/16/07 10:18 PM Re: Funniest Porn Star Names
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	_________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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