Spantaneeus (along with Kitty Fox) actually had a cameo in Matthew Bright's Freeway. You know, the movie with Reese Witherspoon...

Wasn't Shay Sights' man named MILES LONG?

I never thought CHERRY POPPENS was the brightest name. I loved the shit out of their scenes but SID DEUCE and ANNA MALLE were horrible stage names. You had chicks like HONNEY BUNNY and FOXY LADY. RED HEAVEN and PASON were equally stupid. LIL SINDERELLA (who had a cameo in Boogie Nights, IIRC. There's so many...I think the vast majority of names are funny but we get used to them over time. I mean, how silly is CYTHEREA?

Even if I don't necessarily like the performers, I'm starting to favor the Euro names: Anita Dark, Niki Dark, Angel Dark, Nikki Blonde, Anita Blonde, Julie Silver, Stacy Silver (no relation to Alexis or Selena), Sharka Blue, Sarah Blue (no relation to Alektra, Anastasia, Ashley, Violet or Vanessa), Sue Diamond, Black Diamond, Simony Diamond, Mya Diamond, (no relation to Debi or Gwen), Sonja Redd, Jenna Red...