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#217610 - 01/19/07 01:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Does anybody know who the second girl is? The one after Hillary Scott.
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#217612 - 01/19/07 02:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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thank you, sir
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#217615 - 01/19/07 04:43 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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One of my favorites was "Ready Prince Jr".
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#217616 - 01/19/07 05:32 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/30/06
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So, how long before Gov. Schwarzenegger starts a lawsuit against this guy for trying to steal his identity?
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#217618 - 01/19/07 06:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
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I saw Shwartzenpecker at Whole Foods once and he had some healthy selections in his bag. Fresh veggies, fruit, organic meats...take note, guys.
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#217621 - 01/19/07 06:36 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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I saw Shwartzenpecker at Whole Foods once and he had some healthy selections in his bag. Fresh veggies, fruit, organic meats...take note, guys.
whole foods is heaven... i cannot stand having to go to these tiny little ghettoized health food stores here in the "sawth" .. the nearest whole foods is an hour away.
Whole foods is my favorite store, I could wander around in there forever. Of course it's always a ridiculous total when you hit the cash register. I love how a thread about porn star names leads to discussions of grocery stores. Sorry to aid in hijacking this thread. 
LOL its true, we usually cant walk out of whole foods spending less than $200. When In LA i do most of my shopping there, Gelsons, and my bi-weekly trips to little tokyo for groceries from there.
Bah, this thread was destined for hijacking.
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#217622 - 01/19/07 09:33 PM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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We call it whole paycheck foods.
Schwartzy eats a lot of suppliments too.
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#217623 - 01/22/07 08:18 PM
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Registered: 01/02/07
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#217624 - 01/22/07 09:28 PM
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#217627 - 01/24/07 04:45 PM
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Registered: 09/15/06
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okey this goes way back
Khamir Ubitch
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#217628 - 01/24/07 06:07 PM
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Registered: 10/15/06
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#217629 - 01/31/07 12:07 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 05/31/03
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Isn't there a girl who goes by 99? What is this Get Smart?
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#217630 - 01/31/07 12:13 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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Before she became Cherry Mirage, "Stryc-9" was one of my favorites.
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#217631 - 02/01/07 02:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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There used to be a girl at Jim South's named Molestya. I shit you not.
Presley Maddox and I once sat around wishing someone would name herself Crystal Meth.
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#217633 - 02/01/07 04:36 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/13/06
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What about Cara Lott? Her real name is Giva Chitt btw..  (Wow, that was lame...)
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#217634 - 02/01/07 12:34 PM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
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My second choice for my stage name was Dick Snotslinger.
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#217636 - 02/01/07 02:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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My second choice for my stage name was Dick Snotslinger.
I still wanna go by Rob Rocket.... but the threats of divorce, being committed, etc. will never let that be.
Not to mention you'd need at least an average-sized and functional dick for it to make sense.
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#217641 - 02/01/07 02:29 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/22/04
Posts: 131
Loc: San Fernando Valley
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So, how long before Gov. Schwarzenegger starts a lawsuit against this guy for trying to steal his identity?
Schwartzenpecker has been doing porn since before the governator was a kindergarden cop. I think it is best ignored by the gov. Besides, the guy really does look like Ahnold.
haha ya he does look like arnold, i saw him one time on a porn set and had to look twice like wtf
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#217646 - 02/02/07 10:09 AM
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#217647 - 02/02/07 12:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I checked the LA directory, but there's no listing for a "Mr. Xtasty"
Fucking 'Xtasty'? As in, "I used to be tasty, but not now".
Still, I'd probably hit it because my self-loathing knows no bounds.
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#217648 - 02/02/07 08:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I checked the LA directory, but there's no listing for a "Mr. Xtasty"
Fucking 'Xtasty'? As in, "I used to be tasty, but not now".
Still, I'd probably hit it because my self-loathing knows no bounds.
Don't forget the pushups. 
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#217650 - 02/02/07 10:42 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/16/07
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i think that your looking for rikki rocket.
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#217652 - 02/02/07 10:54 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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Rickety Bridge
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#217653 - 02/02/07 11:05 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/11/06
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Lickety Split
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#217654 - 02/02/07 11:11 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 01/27/06
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Stingy Vagina
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#217655 - 02/02/07 11:35 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/22/06
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Spantaneeus (along with Kitty Fox) actually had a cameo in Matthew Bright's Freeway. You know, the movie with Reese Witherspoon...
Wasn't Shay Sights' man named MILES LONG?
I never thought CHERRY POPPENS was the brightest name. I loved the shit out of their scenes but SID DEUCE and ANNA MALLE were horrible stage names. You had chicks like HONNEY BUNNY and FOXY LADY. RED HEAVEN and PASON were equally stupid. LIL SINDERELLA (who had a cameo in Boogie Nights, IIRC. There's so many...I think the vast majority of names are funny but we get used to them over time. I mean, how silly is CYTHEREA?
Even if I don't necessarily like the performers, I'm starting to favor the Euro names: Anita Dark, Niki Dark, Angel Dark, Nikki Blonde, Anita Blonde, Julie Silver, Stacy Silver (no relation to Alexis or Selena), Sharka Blue, Sarah Blue (no relation to Alektra, Anastasia, Ashley, Violet or Vanessa), Sue Diamond, Black Diamond, Simony Diamond, Mya Diamond, (no relation to Debi or Gwen), Sonja Redd, Jenna Red...
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#217656 - 02/03/07 12:24 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/23/06
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Dick Steel Girth Vader Rick Rhino 
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#217657 - 02/03/07 11:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#217658 - 02/03/07 02:03 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 05/18/06
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i think that your looking for rikki rocket.
I know. It was a joke. 
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