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These days, girls just seem to add an 'i' to the end of their name and consider that to be good enough. No one tries anymore...
In the video '80s they just put "Lynn" on a name and ran with it. Now it seems Presley is very popular.
"Lynn" was a brand for a while. Amber and Ginger created it, then Micky and Porshe extended it. Like any brand, though, it was eventually overused and lost its meaning. It takes balls for a newbie to add "Lynn" to their last name, and balls are not a good thing for a whore to possess.
Never seen a scene of hers, but "Jamie Fuckingham" always seemed like a pretty good choice.
"Porn Star Name Generator" uses a childhood pet as a first name, and a childhood street name for the last. "Savage Taitwood" is what that gives me. Tweak it to "Taintwood" just for the fuck of it.
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