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Dan, a 38-year-old former school custodian and bouncer from Bellingham, Washington, says, "She pushes the envelope and brings the fans a product that's second to none. She has an unbelievable imagination. I mean who would ever imagine that a skanked out androgynous whore could inspire a lower middle class schlub like me to spend $1,000s in travel and exotic clothing for her. "



Bauer bounces as much as a racketball filled with lead.

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