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Happy birthday to you,
happy birthday to you,
happy birthday dear leader of an army to preserve a racist lifestyle and enslave millions based upon the color of their skin thus denying them basic human rights and use the bullshit excuse of state's rights to justify genocidal actions
happy birthday to you.

Gotta admit though, that story about paying for the lady's pigs was touching. What do you think he would have given her if her slaves had been killed?



Is it painful to live life never knowing what the fuck you're talking about? Lincoln was an avowed racist who only brought up slavery in 1863 to quell the draft riots and forestall England and France from entering the conflict on the CSA's side.

Oh, and the Emancipation Proclamation? Didn't free a single fucking person.