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For all you Asian Fanatics who like Moo Goo Gai Pussy ....

She's at the Market Street Cinema, at the corner of Market and 7th. I think she's there until January 23 or so....


Always wanted to do one of these Monstar-type bulletins....

Ok, so you all know where I was last night....

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I guess that run for governor in Nevada didn't work out for her...

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Holy shit, i forgot about that.

I had seen her After Erotica LA back in June, when Ivan took me to an Asian Porn Fanatics Dinner over in Chinatown...Mika Tan and Avena Lee were also there. Mimi's tits were totally out of control, like they had minds of there own, knocking shit (and people) over as she pranced around back and forth, and up onto the stage to sing and dance in a Pseudo Karaoke type set up...The woman is nuts, but I think she would clearly make a better governor than Mary Carey, except it should be for a small state with a population under 1,000 people...Like take 2 or 3 city blocks down in Little Saigon in Westminster/Garden Grove, redraw the map and declare it our 51st state, something like "New Hiroshima", and make her the executive. See what happens, I think she'd turn it into a "rawking" sexual republic, Life liberty and the pursuit of Ass Creampies. Kick out all the straight people and move in 950 porn stars. Include 20 Police and firemen who are young and horny enough to ignore their regular duties and fuck the porn chicks, 10 doctors who only know how to write prescriptions for Schedule II and III narcotics, 10 Gourmet cooks to feed everyone foods loaded with aphrodisiac qualities, 9 Hair/Nail Stylists and makeup artists, and 1 clown who does balloons for parties. It would revolutionize politics and the theories of Government like nothing else has since cavemen first chose a king to lead their tribes and have first crack at fucking all the women. Windsock could move to one of the bordering cities (like Cerritos) and work in the warehouse that supplies New Hiroshima's KY Jelly Imports...Imagine a Man-sized Banana Jerking off driving a Forklift down the Garden Grove Freeway with a Pallet of KY and sex toys....


Hey, the doomsday clock just got moved forward 6 minutes....what the fuck do you expect?