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Moo Goo Gai Pussy?!?

Miyagi is more tuna sashimi & sake.



I'm Asian-challenged dude, to this day I could never tell Japs, from Chinks, from Koreans, from Dinks (Vietnam) or fucking Eskimos. Eskimos are from Alaska...Mia and Ava are from Alaska...Ergo, mia and ava are Eskimos. Quid Era Demonstradum, E pluribus Unum Anus, SICK SEMPER FI TYRANIS SORE ASS REX, etc and so forth


Fuck Mimi "Wax on, Wax off" Miyagi and fuck the Market Street Theater. I am sticking with the Pink Poodle in San Jose, unless Jamal is with me and I am loaded on pills in which case I will brave the O'Farrel Theater....except my wheels always stick to the floor there


I made this observation recently....You know how new cars have that "New Car Smell"? Ever notice that Strip clubs, for the most part have a distinctive smell? At least for the first couple minutes when you walk/stumble in from the outside...until some bimbo sticks her twat in your face and harasses you to buy your first lap dance.
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