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In the end, you're probably right, the Best New Whore award jumped the shark with Jenna Haze, it's been all downhill from there.

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Ms Haze used to have Shark's teeth until Jules helped pay her Orthodontist (she couldnt pay the Doc in blowjobs, cuz he wouldnt allow his penis into her mouth with her original set of fucked up choppers) ... how unintentionally emphatic William, to choose the Shark analogy


Yeah, what's Mia really, truly think of being beaten out by Naomi, and Naomi not bothering to show up to collect the spoils? Wasn't Ava Rose up for the award too? I mean, both Ava and Mia both hit the mattresses of the San Fernando Valley fucking.....eh, I mean "hit the ground running"...at the same time right? What does AVA think?

Well, Da Burglar's sources at the Vegas show (and in porn) tell me that Naomi is pretty cool and down to earth for a porn chick, and actually pretty intelligent. Maybe that is the "angle" here...Naomi is just too smart to bother wasting her time at the farce/clusterfuck that has become the AVN awards.