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#217334 - 01/18/07 05:29 AM Ultimate Strip Club Song
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
DJ played this last night, I almost jumped out of my chair...I hadnt heard it in soooooo long. Beats out the Smithereen's "A Girl Like You" for best song to get a lap dance to....

Da Tubes.....
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#217335 - 01/18/07 10:34 AM Re: Ultimate Strip Club Song
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
"Head like a Hole".

I read an interview with Trent Reznor a few years back and he said that he was going to call his greatest hits collection "Music for Titty Bars"
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#217336 - 01/18/07 05:09 PM Re: Ultimate Strip Club Song
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Registered: 01/02/04
Posts: 698
Loc: CA
You guys are baked.... strip clubs suck.


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#217337 - 01/18/07 05:41 PM Re: Ultimate Strip Club Song
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
I thought the ultimate titty-bar song was Motley Crues Girls, Girls, Girls.
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#217338 - 01/19/07 08:45 AM Re: Ultimate Strip Club Song
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
This would be playing in my dream strip club (where they also feature hookas at the tables with the kindest of bud)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2-ggEvRsVI

Everyone in the club would be clapping along. It would be lovely.
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#217339 - 01/20/07 08:58 PM Re: Ultimate Strip Club Song
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

"Head like a Hole".

I read an interview with Trent Reznor a few years back and he said that he was going to call his greatest hits collection "Music for Titty Bars"




Try "Closer."
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#217340 - 01/20/07 09:05 PM Re: Ultimate Strip Club Song
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
"Blurry" by some crap metal band

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#217341 - 01/20/07 09:13 PM Re: Ultimate Strip Club Song
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Registered: 09/05/06
Posts: 769
Quote:

"Blurry" by some crap metal band



Do you mean Puddle Of Mudd? OMG

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#217342 - 01/21/07 07:51 AM Re: Ultimate Strip Club Song
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Registered: 12/24/06
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#217343 - 01/21/07 08:02 AM Re: Ultimate Strip Club Song
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Quote:

She razzle dazzle
She rock n' roller
She super hero
She holy roller
I need her
I bleed her
Believe her
O, I need to see her...






He gives Baltimore a bad name and believe me that is very easily done.


Grabbin a warm one from the only Bar that
would play Lockwood for stripping...
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#217344 - 01/21/07 09:25 AM Re: Ultimate Strip Club Song
MoronBoy Offline
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Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
Quote:

She razzle dazzle
She rock n' roller
She super hero
She holy roller
I need her
I bleed her
Believe her
O, I need to see her...





You know, I just listened to a couple of these songs, and there not half bad....Well, for comedic purposes anyway, which I'm 95% sure that laughter wasn't the response our boy Kurt wanted to illicit with his music.
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#217345 - 01/23/07 05:16 PM Re: Ultimate Strip Club Song
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
As far as strip club songs go its hard to beat "Face Down, Ass Up" by 2live crew.

FACE DOWN ASS UP! THAT'S THE WAY WE
LIKE TO FUCK!(repeated by the rest of the Crew)Verse 1: Fresh Kid IceI'm lookin' for a bitch
to spend the nightDo the crazy thing while I fuck all
nightI make her do things like nothing beforeAnd
when I'm done, she'll always be sore>From the
things I do when I'm fuckin'And when I'm
tired, the bitches are suckin'A double team with a
friend of mineLuke's in front and I'm behindJust ridin' you like a ponyWhile you suck my dick,
makin' me hornyThen all of a sudden we'll switch
positionsProp your ass up and freak the pushin'And when I cum, you'll hear me roarI'll treat
any bitch like a whore'Cause it's the way I like
to fuckIt's face down and ass up!ChorusVerse 2: Brother MarquisFace down,
ass up, that's the way I like to fuckI like the butt,
it's my favorite positionI'm tired of the front,
so that's why I'm bitchin'Flip-flop it,
baby, bend your ass overIn a full house spread, let me
hold yaMarquis, a raw dick motherfuckerVirgin
mouthpieces, the best dick-suckersDick-tricks, go round
and roundGrip it with your pussy, go up and downI
got her callin' my name out when I'm freakin'
outI bust a nut, and then I'm breakin' outSo when you're naked, down on all foursYou better
make sure that you get yours'Cause a nigga like me
will love ya and leave yaI got mine, hoe! SEE YA!ChorusVerse 3: LukeOK fellas, I got
one right here, aaight? Check this out:Lemme hear you
say,"Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the boneSuck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"(they all
repeat)Say "Pussy ain't nuttin' but meat on the
boneSuck it or fuck it or leave it alone!"(they all
repeat)OK ladies, I got one for y'all!Say "Dick
ain't nuttin' but meat on the boneSuck it or
fuck it or leave it alone!"(the ladies repeat)All
the ladies lemme hear you say"Dick ain't nuttin'
but meat on the boneSuck it or fuck it or leave it
alone!"(the ladies repeat)Chorus
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