Background:
I don't know what happened to Joe Gallant and his Black Mirror Films company...he never did make many films, but the ones he did make are not porn, they're smut. They're shot a little fuzzy, the whores aren't that attractive, but everything is real, as real as it can get in this business. Joe's films have been banned in the U.K. and Canada, and his cable show was taken off the air in NYC because it was too obscene.

They mainly film in NYC, but Joe and the gang made a trip out to San Francisco to make this little doozy. I can't really jack off to this movie, but I'm still gleefully happy someone made a smut reel with this title.

Basics
Title: Crack Whores of the Tenderloin
Year: 2004
Studio: Black Mirror Productions (www.blackmirror.com)
Director: Joe Gallant
Runtime: 235 sleazy minutes (10 scenes)

Cast:
Whores:
Angel Baby
Bobby Beausoleil
Sara Jay
Tiki Taro
Lena Ramon
Sharon Wild

Stuntcock:
Jack Lawrence
Darien Ross
Dino Bravo
Buddy Booth

Travelogue:
"The Tenderloin" is a neighborhood in central San Francisco, roughly bordered by ritzy neighborhoods like Nob Hill, Union Square, and the Financial District. The name comes from the 1920s when cops were paid extra (in free beef) to patrol the place. Basically, it's a sewer. In the words of the San Francisco Chronicle, "Sure, there are loads of drug dealers, addicts, prostitutes and mentally unstable street people, but if you can get past that, you'll find it is also one of the city's most exciting and diverse locales."

Plot:
No real plot to speak of, just visceral depictions of the lives of drug-addled hookers wandering through the detritus of "The City"

Scene 1:

We're in the heart of the Tenderloin now, in a sleazy bhookstore, where loser Dino Bravo is reading a Dr. Seuss book. Sluts Lena Ramon and Angel Baby come upon him and a little trash talk festival ensues. Soon it's a collage of cock and cum.

Lena Ramon gobbling not butter.


Angel Baby is one skanky whore.

Scene 2:

Jack Lawrence can't get off with his jerk mag, so he heads out to find a hooker on Larkin St., where he meets Sharon Wild in her "modern art" gallery. Soon he is knuckles-deep in her asshole.

Natural tits...no crack whore can afford bolt-ons.


"The anal's gonna cost you another $15 bucks, mister!"

Scene 3:

Angel Baby is back in a scene shot entirely out in the open in a shitty alley off Post St. Angel Baby shoplifts a buttplug from the local smut shop, runs a few doors down, ducks into the doorway and proceeds to shove that toy right up her dirtchute. She runs into her hooker buddy Sara Jay, who bends her over near a bus stop and transfers the plug into her mouth while she feasts on some crack whore ass with her tongue. My favorite scene of the film.

Shoplifting is an essential crack whore skill.


Excuse me, will this bus take me to the Wells Fargo Museum?

Scene 4:

Horny degenerate Buddy picks up crack slut Bobbi near the O'Farrell theater. They proceed back to her hovel where buddy rims her, throatfucks her, and performs the dreaded ATP.

Look at the marks on this whore's body...it's a roadmap of self-abuse.


It's Cool-Whip time for Bobbi B.

Scene 5:

Most disgusting scene of the film. Three whore friends included Angel baby spend their day off frolicing in Golden Gate Park, like dyke whores are wont to do. Angel comes home to realize her water has been turned off, and she's needs some ganja...BAD. She proceeds to urinate in the bong, and fire that baby up. Utterly gross.

Whores in the park.


Crack whore ingenuity at work.

Scene 6:

Stripper/hooker Tiki Taro picks up a john somewhere near the sleazy peep shows off Columbus St. in North Beach, and takes him back to her pad for some easy money. She even gets a lollipop for her efforts. Now get back to the peep show, whore.

Yes, that hole is open for business.


Yes, that one is also open. How refreshing...vaginal intercourse.

Scene 7:

A two-fer here...Jack Lawrence picks up Angel Baby on the street and has no time to go back to the hovel, so Jack bends the skank over a Toyota parked on the street. Later Angel and Sara Jay take a walk down to the beach, probably off Outer Richmond, and dyke it up for us.

a Toyota...isn't that a palindrome? And hey! It was raining in Frisco...wow.


Sara Jay eats a box lunch. I don't know which is worse..Sara's back-hieroglyphs, or Angel's foot tats.

Scene 8:

Angel comes home from a hard day of whoring where she finds her roomie Sara "at work" herself. First she is pissed off...then watches...then joins in. What ensues can only called a bacteriological time bomb...ATM, ATP, ATOGM, EIEIO...you name it.

Sharing is caring.


Facials are $5 extra, or free if you jizz meth.

Scene 9:

Short one, a nice little strip scene with Tiko, the lollipop whore from earlier.

Scene 10:

Officially clocking in at 35:10, this is one long omage to depravity. Angel get's throated, ATM'ed, ATP'ed, this is one skanky whore.

Wow...look at that horrible ink on her ass. Ass high, face down? I think not.


Bitch gets a little choking with her own dreadlocks, and then a few white lines across her #3 hole.

Dude, you need to get away...come do my taxes this year, it'll take you about a month and the fresh air will do you good. You'll have your own Bungalow, Mohamed my Driver will take you anywhere, Jamal will guard your bean counting ass 24/7 and if you are good, we'll order in hookers Everyday of the month that is a Prime Number.

Crack whores of the tenderloin...fuck, makes me want to get my ass back down there and see what I missed (I just came back from a 12 hour night excursion to San Fran...)

Good job Willie.Joe Gallant does make some damn fine filth.

This film is actually more glam than some of the whores in Vegas last week were in the flesh.

Bout time Angel Baby got recognized. She knows how to move those hips.

I have this feeling that there is nothing in hetero porn that could disgust Loopnode.

Willie you need to dig out more of these kind of obscure gems that not even I get to see because if I saw everything I'd prolly go try to fly off a building like Naughtia Childs on acid.